<![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> @MsMuffinMcGuffin: Don't forget Paula's ever-present "You know who you are and you stay true to that".

Great idea, Seanibus! Every week I pretty much get tanked anyway to watch this train wreck of a show with friends---this will make it infinitely more fun!

Snarky1

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> On the "boys" night, she almost keeled over while she was standing up to make yet another inane comment. Replayed that six times.

Finally, a reason to watch the entire show all the way through.

Snarky1

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> @Mr-Busy:
They tried to make Paula go to rehab.

bitchybitch

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> Thank you for replaying those nuggets from last night. Its amazing what Percocet/Xanax/Vicoden coladas (she has a pain disorder!) will do to you. Lets not forget couple weeks ago, the colors that were eminating from one of the contestants. Wheeeeeeeeeee!!! I want HER doctor.

Oface

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> If paula drops dead, how will we know?
I vote Britney & Amy to make a Simon Sandwich as judges.
Either way, the dog has gots to go.



tbolt

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> If Paula drops from the show (or drops dead) can we petition the show to take on Amy Winehouse as a replacement? One trainwreck for another?

Mr-Busy

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> I knew from season 1 that Paula did not have a Coca-Cola product in her ubiquitous cup. And why is everyone so keen on thinking Amanda is a dyke? I'm queer, and lemme tell ya, she's putting off straight vibes. I mean, in the South, a lot of men expect their woman to be raspy of voice, look good in tight jeans, and be able to ride a hog with the best of 'em! Now, Alexandrea Lushington... she was my real vote for lesbian power on A.I.
Oh well, at least we have Danny Noriega, David Hernandez, and David Archuleta to make up for it, right? Viva la rasa maricon!

kityglitr

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> @Seanibus: Or how about every time Paula tells a contestant that they are "great," and she just "loves their voice."

I'd be hurling in 15 minutes.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> @Seanibus:
I'm going to try your AI drinking game. Maybe it will help me understand Paula's moth/cantaloupe oracle.


PrairiePossum

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> MC Scat Kat, what have you wrought!

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> The whole group seemed like they had been playing a drinking game of some sort back stage. Or maybe on stage - it could be that they are so tired of soul-suckingly banal performances that they've spiked the Coke cups and now have some kind of game: For every Whitney Houston song, 1 drink. For every Celine Dion song, 2 drinks. For every country-style remake of a tepid Middle-of-the-Road pop song, 3 drinks. And so on.

Seanibus

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> Call me old fashioned, but I would also like to see Paula on "DWTS" just to see her dance stoned as well. Why should the fun end with AI?

Mr-Busy

]]> <![CDATA[Rejoice! Zonked Paula Is Back!]]> Diablo Cody can sing?

belltolls

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