Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song - Defamer Comments

Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song

bitchybitch — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 09:26:07 PST

I can't wait for someone to photoshop a bald cap onto him.

bitchybitch

Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song

blue lanugo — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:39:10 PST

That's the finger position he uses to removes his bandana-wrapped skullcap, every night at beddy bye.

blue lanugo

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scroll_lock — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:29:50 PST

Goldie Hawn has really let herself go.

scroll_lock

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jwick25 — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:25:21 PST

I'm convinced that under the hat we'd find a dozen office-regulation binder clips straining to hold his facial skin taut.

jwick25

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Miss d — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:13:30 PST

I think the Supreme Metal Council will be having words about that use of the Devil horns...

Miss d

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sundaeg1rl — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:56:05 PST

I used to have a serious crush on this guy. Now I just feel sick. How much Botox???

sundaeg1rl

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dango — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:51:23 PST

He's turning into Meg Ryan.

dango

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Grosse-Point-Break — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:10:08 PST

When did Udo Kier start singing for Poison?

Grosse-Point-Break

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switchbladesister — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:43:56 PST

@Shumina: word.

switchbladesister

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switchbladesister — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:43:45 PST

bret really answers that question for the ages: what happens when '80s hair-band dudes age and LOSE their luscious, deep-fried manes? You know, psychologically. The answer is so very sad. you can have his guyliner and bandanas when you pry them from his cold, dead fingers!

switchbladesister

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Shumina — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:30:35 PST

He actually died in the '80s with his music. This husk is all that's left.

Shumina

Every Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:25:09 PST

He's gross and those who get their checks signed by VH1 (and the american public that tune in) have lost their fucking minds.

Speaking of bullpen tho, anyone catch Joba Chamberlain today in the spring training game. Looking good. Srry, I don't like to hang out @ deadspin but need to get it out somehow!

SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley

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raincoaster — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:16:53 PST

Tanya Tucker is down wit da homies.

raincoaster