<![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy - Defamer Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy - Defamer Comments]]> http://defamer.com Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:54:48 PDT Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:54:48 PDT http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4610259 Her acting during her staged shtick with this guru was atrocious enough that I could tell it was fake. Poor thing, she doesn't have the soul of an actress, even a fake actress.

Superstarsteve

]]> 1:362970:c4610259 Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:54:48 PDT <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4557422 Well, she's an Aquarius. What do you expect?

The Authority

]]> 1:362970:c4557422 Wed, 05 Mar 2008 16:36:55 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4537511 He is not a guru-Paris has taken everyone. He lives in Quartz Hill, CA and works as an actor at times. Worked on SpongeBob Movie, and Pirates Movie. His name is Maxi Santillian. He must be launching his career, or tyring to.

Iknowuknow

]]> 1:362970:c4537511 Tue, 04 Mar 2008 20:20:18 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4514476 Well, not like she actually owns any of her jewellery anyway... there must be an infuriated jeweller on the phone to their lawyer right about now...

Miss d

]]> 1:362970:c4514476 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:28:07 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4510353 Is this a viral for the forthcoming sex tape?

anotherlovetko

]]> 1:362970:c4510353 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 14:19:06 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4508589 Paris thought she was getting a llama for her menagerie.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> 1:362970:c4508589 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 13:13:55 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4507348 TMZ commenter "i know him" claims the fauxru is an actor named Maxie Santillan, Jr..

Sarah Bellum

]]> 1:362970:c4507348 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:30:44 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4506750 I swear I've seen that guy picking through the dumpster behind Ralphs.

grolmus

]]> 1:362970:c4506750 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:11:09 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4503942 You know this guy is a fauxru just by the fact he's appearing on TMZ.

impalpable observer

]]> 1:362970:c4503942 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:39:20 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4503427 is this a publicity stunt for the Love Guru? is she somehow affiliated?

faire-la-moue

]]> 1:362970:c4503427 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:21:28 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502879 I think he's just a chihuahua coyote for her (under the hair/beard).

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> 1:362970:c4502879 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:59:58 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502619 I hope that Buddhist Monk doesn't end up abandoned in a closet peeing itself.

bittergreen

]]> 1:362970:c4502619 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:50:08 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502526 Why couldn't she have picked the type of Indian that believes* having your picture taken steals your soul?

TheStarterWife

]]> 1:362970:c4502526 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:46:57 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502388 She probably just thinks that's still Nicole Richie.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> 1:362970:c4502388 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:42:23 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502175 Jesus take the wheel.

regimentkhaki

]]> 1:362970:c4502175 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:34:53 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502063 A brilliant self-promoter has really jumped the shark on this one. As Defamer says, hopefully someone will benefit from her stunt-give-a-ways. But, wow.

ATL_Girl_Publicist

]]> 1:362970:c4502063 Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:30:21 PST <![CDATA[Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy]]> http://defamer.com/362970/paris-hilton-hires-buddhist-guru-as-new-shopping-buddy#c4502062 You know, I also like to explore my spiritual side while sitting in a public place perfectly posed to face any camera that might be nearby. Much more rewarding than the old-fashioned way.

nowmedusa

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