<![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @sassypants: Survivor?

gwendolyn

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> The Academy forgot to include Roman Polanski in the Best Director montage. How could they ever make that mistake?

WhoAreThoseGuys

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Belated thoughts no one cares about:

Forest Whitaker DOES seem very huggable. He also seems like the kind of guy who'd take care of you if you were drunk.

Jessica Alba looks miserable. Ha.

How in the hell is Diablo gonna snatch the envelope from Harrison and walk offstage in front of him? I'd be all, "Come here, Indy" and stroll off the stage with him arm-in-arm.

Why does Cameron Diaz always look dirty?

I can't believe Penelope Cruz gets to go home with Javier Bardem. So unfair.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Damn you guys were busy. On the news aftershow thingie, Tilda Swinton just pulled her agent over to the camera and made him turn around.

She is my new hero.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> So... Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Afleck.

Hot.

smash1011

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Dimo:
Also, Tommy Hilfiger is a racist, "fuck" stands for "Fornication Under Consent of the King", Neiman Marcus charged me $250 for a cookie recipe, &c.

toast < x < staple gun

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Joel and Ethan Cohen's totally uninspiring reaction(s) cemented this as lamest Oscars ever.

Winning three Oscars? Ho, hum.

Joel Cohen was more excited for his bris.

independentthinkerdude

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> nighty-night all. thanks for augmenting my oscar eve. kisses....

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Does anyone else think Cameron Diaz looks like a less attractive and skeezier Kristin Chenoweth?

foursixteen

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @redreb: Agreed. There, there, just go ahead and keep drinking.

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> When did Barbara Walters stop interviewing Oscar nominees and started interviewing the tween-a-bees?

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> FYI the Wachowski Bros. are now officially the Wachowski Siblings. Thanks everybody, this was ....fun?

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Sweet dreams of Colin and/or Helen, whatever your pref!

Falling slowly, hmm hmm hmm hmm...

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @redreb: Okay, I've had a little too much TJ wine and I'm not making sense. I was just trying to say I wasn't expecting to like Michael Clayton as much as I did. It was a damn good movie.

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Nighty-night all. Until next year, no more Brad Renfros, and please throw out your paper plates.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Nothing some good hardware can't soothe.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @guitarsnob: Bye guitar!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Diddy at Sundance???!!!! Jeebus.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> and here in west hollywood, i hear the helicopters revving....

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Alright, signing off to purge myself of thoughts of Rudin and his new sex toy.
Good night, y'all.
It's been fun!

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> scott rudin is still an insufferable asshole.

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hageesheart: A tribute, methinks, to the best Gawker video this year - Tom Cruise's Scientology video.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @CrankYank: Hell no, it doesn't start now! But the magic of Jesus is pretty fantastic, no? YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @nojo: Hah! Or, a "Scrubs" rerun on Channel 5 in New York.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hageesheart: KSW, baby!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @TheStarterWife: I know, it's awesome.

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @el smrtmnky: Lubricated gold doesn't squeak.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @el smrtmnky: hehe :)

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> .. why Mission Impossible over credits?

hageesheart

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I know this is an unpopular sentiment but I loved Michael Clayton. I just can't say how much I was surprised how much I enjoyed that movie. I was hoping that it would upset No Country for Old Men.

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I just wanted Marion Cotillard and "Falling Slowly" to win, and was not disappointed.

Gwinny

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> "'Tis a far better resting place I go to, than I have ever been."

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @GinaRomantica: Five years ago Rudin would not have admitted he was gay publically. This is a huge step for him. Kudos.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Wait, did Rudin just say he's gonna use his Oscar as hardware on his partner?

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Still time for Aqua Teen on the east coast.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @TheStarterWife: You know me so well.

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> The producer called his boyfriend "honey."

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hack-a-rific: Bless the holy Jesus and be careful what you wish for. Does this start now?

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> he's gonna use that as hardware, what?!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> fred thompson writes books?

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: y'know, I never did bother seeing that.

hageesheart

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Because no one deserves an ego boost like Scott Rudin.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I'm drunk, what's happening??? are we done?!?!

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Roderick's gonna be pissed at the party tonight.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> YAY, Jesus!

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> OMG! the best movie! who'd a thought?

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Remember Crash, guys?

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Cattle bolts for the win!

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: It's a Christmas miracle.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> my stomach is churning-- come on, Jesus!

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Off topic, but are the Wachowski Brothers still the Wachowski Brothers, or did that surgery take place?

Just checking.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hack-a-rific: An impossible promise.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> oooh! denzel. want to get down with the get DOWN!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hageesheart: Yes, but the really nerdy Coen doesn't get Frances.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: (he's the really nerdy one.)

hageesheart

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Oh wow - we'll end before midnight EST!!!

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Here we go...

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> The Coens are made of awesome. Ethan in particular.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> best director = too politically incorrect.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> My favorite Coen is the really nerdy Coen.

hageesheart

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Dear Jesus:
OK, seriously. If you shut out Juno for the rest of the awards (sorry, Jason), I promise to refrain from a whole day of mean comments on Defamer.

Sincerely and xoxo,
Hack



hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Jason Reitman looks like he's 15!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hughman: gawker is, too

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> day-lewis is totally mirren's bitch.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @CrankYank: Even her nipples are making a special appearance.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Sweet Panda Love: My first thought after she won?

FUCK she gets to go to Prince's party now.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> There he is! "Whacking me with the handsomest bludgeon in town" is the new "Is that an Oscar in your pocket...?"

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Helen is gawker's cougar.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> love that. "i don't NEED to open the envelope"....

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> It's funny, other Oscar years there've been way fewer movies/actors/etc. that I've enjoyed and/or cared about, but this is ... it's the flashback episode of the Oscars or something.

(apologies if this's been mentioned previous--I assume it has--but I've been distracted and now I need to vent. now on to what's happening right now.)

hageesheart

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> was Valley shot at pleasure chest?

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Wait... is this show going to end before MIDNIGHT???

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> And the winner for best performance by a pair of veins on an actors forehead goes to...

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Now that Brooke's publicist has achieved her ultimate aim, can we now hope that she'll fade back into obscurity?

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Fuck that, all of Gawker Media just splooged and squirted. The show just became a video on Fleshbot.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> "Cojones"? Bed me, PLEASE! Do I look like I'm negotiating?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> She's totally making me hot with the words. Oh, the words. Say 'em again.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> cojones

oh mirren talk dirty to me

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> sexy fun times with helen

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> helen mirren has two lovers and armor arms bitches!

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> helen mirren is trying to impregnate us with her words. spread your legs defamers

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Helen Mirren just made me wet my SAT study guide.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Oh, Helen, oh, oh, oh...

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> whoa! now i know where the Swiss Reinsurance building got inspiration--that headdress betty davis was wearing

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Dimo: Nah, he just hit the bourbon a little too early.

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hughman: HAH!@web_mom: Regarding Henry?

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> OK, big deal. "Original" screenplay. Let's see how talented you are when are hired to adapt an award-winning novel by a genius author for $1 million.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> You scamp! How did you know I like to cleanse my palate with underwear models?

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Nothing like hearing orchestral versions of songs by The Kinks.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @myoungpeter: a win for the faux boheme.

First blogger oscar?

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Oh, I'm with ya... not quitting now, in spite of the suffering. And I'm not talking about the sleep loss.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: quacking?!
i'm coming to your party next year!!

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Dear me, is Harrison Ford reenacting that movie where he was mentally ill?

ouiserboudreaux

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> yay for LA Ink!!!

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Fuck you, JC.

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Love that she didn't wear those FUG shoes. Million $$ or not, they looked like bad bride's maid shoes.

myoungpeter

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> The cries of anguish fill the eastside.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Diablo Cody's tattoo is quaking.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> the diablo outrage backlash begins....NOW!

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @CrankYank: ...on a string, got it. Pass the scallion pancake please.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> holy shit, pebbles flintstone won!!!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> the expensive shoes win.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I sorta want the stripper to win for no other reason except that she was a stripper.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Please, Jesus, I'll be good if you let Tamara Jenkins, Tony Gilroy or Nancy Oliver win. Please....

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Stewart stole that "Harrison Ford" joke from Letterman, DL says it every time Harrison Ford is on Letterman.

JohnOB1

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @MidTwix: Yeah, buton night's like this I go into my "Hey, the Yankees are playing in Anaheim and I'm gonna watch the whole game!" mode.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Did my childhood hero have a stroke?

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> harrison ford - movies are a magic of light and flashing images....

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> oh dear, harrison. whoever does sound editing for Indy 4 is SO gonna win next year

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Just for that I want an extra chicken wing.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Sorry, Harrison, death montage wrapped in January.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Did he just wake up?

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Dimo: at least its the stud and not the hoop

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Did Calista give him that earring?

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @SanFranLefty: No, people need to see that movie and know how sick our government is.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @SanFranLefty: It could be worse - you could be on the East coast.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @SanFranLefty: I'm fading quick here too. Booooooooorrrring!!!!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> harrison ford for most original screenplay ever and for most original returning character of all time.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @CrankYank: No, but he did take up two seats. RIMSHOT!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Hollywood supports the Troops, who support Lesbians. Something like that.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Oh boy, Harrison Ford is on the way. Please, no earring!

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: dude, i just totally rooted for Michael Moore.

Is it really only 8:15? Fuck I'm tired.

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @nojo: In the Jeopardy sketch? Hah!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Helen Mirren's coming up... Get yer lines ready...

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @el smrtmnky: ha!

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Who won? Went to get the Chinese.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> perez hilton won an oscar?

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> wife ann = beard i love.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Jess Harvell: he died after the cut off (hah!) date of 1/31

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> What's Roy Scheider got to do to get noticed in this town? Obviously dying's not enough.

Hamm Beerger

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Did he bring Castro?

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> married lesbians don't count, cheap shiney silver dresses do.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Seth: Every time I hear Sean Connery in the montages, I think Darrell Hammond.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @sassypants: if in that moment, you didn't think she was being honest then i think you need to ask the wizard for a heart and a brain

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Here we go... rooting for Sicko...

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> this show is all over the place. it's like watching brit-brit on TMZ

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> no love for roy scheider in the dead folks. u_u

Jess Harvell

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> WTH is going on? Did Tom Hanks eat John Stewart?

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Lesbians!

Oh wait.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I think she said "Skin-emax." And, "Autoerotic by day."

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> WTF was that "support our troops" shit with the lesbians winning?

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Petty Officer Joseph Smith - don't ask, we won't tell.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> She's totally high!

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> there will be blood very popular with the troops.

and enchanted

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> "A little place we like to call Bag-Dad." What the hell?

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> No cursing at the orchestra for playing something from Forrest Gump this year, eh Mr. Hanks?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> That kitten in the Cymbalta commercials killed it every time I heard. And the nose to nose with the not depressed anymore woman, totally improv-ed.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Yay Dario! I love a good movie score. Michael Giacchino is set to score the next Star Trek. It worries me that he's only got Ratatouille and "Lost" under his belt.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Pu pu platter, please!

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: I would have to choke myself unconcious if she started to belt out the nominees in song.

BTW, eggroll please! Thanks!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Some Young Guy?

Donde esta Brad Renfro? putas...

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Okay, I'm on a diet, so the pork lo mein, white rice, wonton soup, spare rib tips, and a spring roll for me, nothing else. Who's got the cash?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: fried wontons and some hot and sour soup, please.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Feeling anxious, need something fried. Something that'll ease the eye pain later...thanks!

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @sassypants: SHE'S GONNA SING!!! Kidding. In other news, Amy Adams referenced two John Williams pieces just now.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Mu Shu pork!

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Saki. Oh, Chinese. Sorry.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> So everything with Amy Adams has to do with music now?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Is she still in character or does she always talk like a friggin Disney princess?

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Welcome to the Young People's Concert.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: crab rangoons pls.

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Okay guys, we're ordering Chinese during the commercial break. What does everyone want?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: They cruelly limit tragic early losses.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @brechtgirl: Brad Renfro will be included in the DVD director's edition.

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> brad renfro: not important enough

bess marvin, girl detective

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Mark Graham: and no love for brad renfro

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Mark Graham: Did you just win $20?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Fair enough. I'm just impressed that he kept a straight face while saying it!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> and scene....

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> you can totally meow meow to the death watch music

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Was that a spaceship from Close Encounters just now?

In Other News...

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Easiest prediction of the night -- Heath Ledger closes this "In Memoriam" montage.

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @brechtgirl: I NOTICED THAT TOO! Somewhere, that Filipino dude is saying, "Yo, is this all I got for my scene-stealing in Hook???!!!"

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> OMG! Dabbs Greer died!
and Laraine Day!

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Rufi-ohhhhhhhhhh

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @sassypants: Host is allowed one lie per broadcast.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> hillary swank = hammock boobs.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Wow, way to cut to the wrong Paul.

shitty pitty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Looks like Swank drew the "Death Straw"

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @Soy Bomb: I don't understand!!!

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> YAYYYY!!!! DEATH MONTAGE!!!!

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @hack-a-rific: That was such a great moment.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Here comes Heath Ledger, oh lord....

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Did he just spank PTA?

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I want to fuck THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

Soy Bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> pocket square ... nice touch.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Yeaaa ladies! I love Jon Stewart for bringing her back out!

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Where is Daniel-Day Lewis? This is a serious question.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> paul dano looks like guy smiley from Sesame Street

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Uh oh, Seth hasn't paced himself (alcohol-wise). He's getting blurry on musical numbers and weepy about Dublin romances.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Does Cameron's scrunchie match her dress?

smash1011

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Yay!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> If Roger Deakins was a deacon, would they call him Deacon Deakins?

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Now THAT'S what the Oscars are about! Please go away Cameron. You're ruining the moment!! OMG, shut. it.

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Cameron Diaz: Stop. Gesticulating. Now.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> our next presenter is a has been and pock marked, it's ....

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Spark it, Cameron Diaz.

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> He just called Cameron Diaz talented??? WTF?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: I love that she's Czech yet has a brogue.

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> that was classy, JS

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> THEY BROUGHT HER BACK!!! There IS justice in this world! AND she has a BROGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fair play to those who dare to dream, sisters!!!!!!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> That settles it. Jon Stewart is a mensch.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: Ha!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> so fucking Busey's neckrophilia moment is the most memorable thing about this farce...

mink

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Travolta's 'new' haircut looks like felt was glued to his head. There's no scalp!

Thus, we must return to referring to him as John Revolting (which my mom never stopped using- go moms!).

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> See Diddy act. Act, Diddy, act.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @sassypants: I do love the Scottish brogue. All else is haggis. 'cept for the Spaniards. And the Irish. And the Russians. And the French. And, to an extent, the Staten Islanders.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> I think Hollywood is over Americans.

guitarsnob

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> That song is very sweet, but ick, she is 19 to her lovah's 30-something, and they made the movie when she was 17...

GinaRomantica

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Schindler's List triggered MALE MENOPAUSE in Steven Spielberg???!!! Jesus fucking Christ. Maybe China DOESN'T need him after all.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: But the BROGUE!! Fuck it, I don't want to hear that other lass talk!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> travolta joke. HA HA HA!!! THE EARTH IS DYING QUEEN.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @redreb: Something's up, looks like a plastic surgery misadventure...

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Those Scottish guys just BITCHSLAPPED Alan Menken and they couldn't let the girl talk? Boo! Hiss!

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @SanFranLefty: Hint: mute and listen to YouTube clips from Once.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Hooray! So deserved! That movie was the cutest!

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Nope, she's not allowed. She's a total narcissist.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Oh thank Jesus - the KFOG DJs in SF are so happy that the Once song won - I'm just glad that nothing from Enchanted won - as is the crowd!

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @bess marvin, girl detective: Oh, okay. She was great in the X-Men movies.

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Finally, a deserving Oscar win! Yeah "Once"

Dimo

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Suck it Disney, suck it hard.

Soy Bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> a gay wins! yay!

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My eye is safe. for now...


hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> HA! After all of that hateful princess shit, Enchanted LOST!!!

Suck it, losers!!!

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> ENCHANTED LOSSSSSSSST!!!!!!!!!!!! We're kind of embarrased for Alan Menken, aren't we?

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]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> yay!!! no disney!!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> Why does John Travolta look so weird...even beyond his bad haircut?

redreb

]]> <![CDATA[Liveblogging The Oscars: Choke On The Glitz]]> @In Other News...: i meant that for an earlier comment about halle berry. she's probably the last black actress to win best actress award. her babbling through tears is permitted, non?

bess marvin, girl detective

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