<![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Hey Kimora...I mistook you for Imelda Marcos. Please go back to your trailer trash clothing shit, would ya?

whatahoot

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine:
Someone who wants to be an actress doesn't waitress in Vegas. Lazy girls waitress in Vegas because they want to hook up with a guy with a black Amex - cue Clooney.

queserasera

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> When's Rob Lowe coming out to sing with Kristen?

mr hotpants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Pre-game is over, yo! Head on over to the liveblog for the show!
[defamer.com]

Mark Graham

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> "Why bother?"

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @myoungpeter: Word.

Are we absolutely certain the strike is over?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Is that seriously the best opening they could do?

myoungpeter

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Grand Theft Auto: Silver Screen Edition

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> You just gotsta love some Reege and Jack.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Oh, that Xavier Bardem.

dana danger

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Jack, even acknowledging Regis' existence makes you less cool (YET AGAIN) in my eyes.

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> "An emergency down there?" Like a wee-wee attack?

Dickdogfood

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> all the gays in hollywood are being held backstage

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @SugartitsMcFirecrotch: *in* all that's holy, dimwit!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Why in, all that's holy, are we watching the Oldest Oscar Bleacher Loser?

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> regis' prom date, i take it?

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @TheStarterWife: Fucking Matt Damon.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Cameron Diaz is the most meh-looking I've ever seen her since Being John Malkovitch.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> What in FUCK is Rebecca Miller wearing? She must have lost a bet....

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Seriously... where is Ben Affleck?

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Rebecca Miller looks rid hard and put up wet, y'all. Yikes.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine: and yes, I am quite proud of myself for mocking a child, thank you.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine: Probably at a memorably low price, too.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> i think i saw rebecca miller's dress at renovation hardware...as a display.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @SanFranLefty: Isn't Miley a bit young to have Bitter Beer Face?

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @rod: Word!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> who's with auntie fay? mmmmmmm

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Hey, Faye Dunaway doesn't look batshit crazy at least!

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I'm just a jealous, mean-spirited, unsuccessful and bitter so take that into consideration when I say that I've seen better animal print shower curtains in the sale aisle at Anna's Linens...

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Some lady in a green dress just asked a French actress if she had heard of Edith Piaf before portraying her. Piaf is legendary in France you ignorant American!

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I'm going to need more vodka if I have to be exposed to Regis. Christ.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> hey marion, the pasties are supposed to go *under* the dress

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Marion Cotillard looks like a large fish in that dress.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @belltolls: since Ryan produced it, seems like it was his idea more than likely.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Heigl. Just hateful. She's awful. Just when you think she couldn't be more of a miserable shrew, she takes it to a new low.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I think the producer at E! who came up with the Red Carpet Roulette of "real" people questions to the stars(Is math important?) should be forced to seppuku on the red carpet once everyone gets inside. Then they can roll him/her up in it.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @el smrtmnky: Yeah, and def trying to blend in with the purple suit choice.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> K Heigl... is that blush or did Dear Josh-U-A finally get fed up and smack the shit out of her?

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> loved summer affleck's ry ry smackdown.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> wesley snipes. they'll let anyone in.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @rod: she also said 'colletage'

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Underclassed : I am watching the E pre-show... what a trip...

Also... that nice tilda swinson... I am wearing more makeup to watch this from my couch than she managed.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> the guttenberg and marlee!! dear jeebus on high!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @MidTwix: Where did you watch it? I missed it.

Underclassed

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> WTF is Daniel Day Lewis's wife wearing?

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Could Ryan Seacrest be more of a douchebag? He asked Jessica Alba if she was going to breast feed and made fun of Marion Cotillard's accent. I hope someone tickles him off his applebox and kicks him in the teeth.

mr hotpants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Also? Kimora just said "fabalous". fab-a-lus.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I just watched the Busey incident three times. I can't get enough of a good trainwreck. More stars (or semi-stars) should skip their anti-crazy pills... or take the extra-crazy pills pre-red carpet.

MidTwix

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> you, ry: don't ask jessica alba about breastfeeding.
that's tacky even for E!

seth green looks good in black--sorry, that's tilda swinton

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Apparently there is some faux hedgeline between Seacrest and the interviewees to hide that box on which he's standing.

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> HAH @ Seacrest asking Cash Warren if this is his first child.

dana danger

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> meow meow helen mirren meow meow

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @Cynica: Ahoy there! You made it. I think Miley Cyrus looks less like Billy Ray and a little too much like Chelsea Clinton did when she was a teenager. I'm too lazy to dig up old Chelsea photos but it's striking to me and Mr. SFL.

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Has it always been like this, the Oscar red carpet littered with people who have nothing to do with AMPAS? Is this a new thing?

Xylo

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> i thought jonah hill was hugging javier bardem but that was julian schnabel.

my bad.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> And can we just say that, in words I'm sure Michael Kors would use, Kimora looks very MOB tonight. Who is she foolin' commenting on fashion?

As if the "accomplishment" of Baby Phat annoints one as fashionable.

I love her, though.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I wonder if Busey is sitting next to Sean Young so they can just suck them out with a giant vacumn cleaner.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @sanfran: Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Cynica

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @el smrtmnky: Jesus, I didn't recognize Jen G., she's so thin!

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> whoah...Transamerica in the house!!

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> i would give the lapdance of your life if i can get the name of the guy behind mylie cyrus right now.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Miley Cyrus is so trailer park. Oh.Maaay.Gawd.

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @rod: i think they bulit a ditch near him so that he's actually street level but the stars are on the first floor parking of HoHigh

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> The Busey Garner thing was so amazing, I have no words.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I would give the lapdance of your life if you can get a shot of the box on which Ryan Seacrest must be standing. He's towering over people!

rod townsend

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Garner looking for Ben...she scared of Gary Busey. We all are.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Gary Busey crashed Seacrest/Garner. He crazy.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> wow. jennifer garner is like knightley thin. egads.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> DDL=Pirate King.

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Why do the Rock and John Travolta have Eddie Munster hair?

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Seacrest asking the Rock where his date is?

Oh good lord.

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Why is E! not in HD yet? Don't make us watch ABC so soon...

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> is xenu doing hairpieces now?

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Re: The fact that I'm supposed to know Clooney's latest girlfriend's full name astounds me. Heck, I don't even know the last names of some of the people I work with. Sure, they're not the latest version of the Hollywood Heterosexual Validator Blow Up Doll: Grandpa was a GI/Beverage Server Combo V.2, but they do make my copies and park my car.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> God I hope I look half as good as Ruby Dee when I'm her age.

SanFranLefty

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> watching ch 7's coverage. looks like randolph duke went a little too dark on the eyebrows.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Anyone else think Sarah Larson is meh-pretty. I mean she has a lovely face (kick ass body) but.....smokin' hott? Not so much.

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> oh, look they let fat anne hathaway come to the party

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @heidiho: that's the best way to get through it, cheaper the beetter

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> @heidiho: oh im totally taking my laptop to a friend's party. yes, i'll be sitting in the corner basking in the glow of my macbook as everyone else talks to real people.

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> I was putting the olive spread on the Triscuits and I thought I heard Ryan Seacrest say on E! that a BBC soundman had his head in Ryan's crotch. Hands Across the Water?

belltolls

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Have fun, guys. I am tempted to bring my laptop to my friend's house and play along during the party. However, that is probably not the best idea. I'll come and play when I get home, though y'all will have passed out already from the boredom/cheap liquor.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Oscars 2008: Liveblogging The Red Carpet]]> Enjoying watching the actors pr people and handlers herding cats on the red carpet. Deciding who gets talked to, how long to stay...what a job. They look so unhappy.

belltolls

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