<![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> The finals promise be a big bitchfest smackdown with poison ivy smeared into the costumes and pepper spray treated microphones sneaked in to derail the competition.

Simon and Ryan look positively butch against these gauys. Yes I meant gauys...that's gay for gay guys.

Superstarsteve

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> @bestdamnedtapper: Jessica Alba? I was thinking more Pete Wentz - minus the "guyliner".

@Pomalina: David A., the sweet gay Mormon boy is my new Pocket Gay(TM) - us queer Mormons have to stick together, dammit!

scarletvirtue (Sadie, Sadie Married Lady)

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> It's only a matter of time before they're working the main stage at San Francisco's pride festival like Jai Rodriguez did. I have to admit though, that's some fabulous lesbian style hair. They're working it, they're tearing it up. Fierce girls, FIERCE.

Oxytone

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> @FamaEst: Monchichi hair! I think he uses a Flowbee and gel.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> Danny Noriega looks like Mitch from "Dazed and Confused." He just needs to touch the bridge of his nose a thousand times and he'll nail it.

Blowmewherethepampersis

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> this should be on Logo as The Next Sam Harris

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> finally.

gaybot

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> Jesus. Fear no closet, indeed. On another note, will someone please explain to me how Simon manages to get a (presumably professional) hair stylist to agree to give him the "parted Brillo pad" look? Yes, the job must pay well now, but when Simon/Idol's sun has set, how will that stylist ever be hired again?

Fama Est

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> You all forgot that Mormon kid. He looks like he could be a friend of Dorthy in a couple years. Either way, Disney will soon be fawning over him to star in High School Musical 5!

trojanjustin

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> Oh, and if they ever turn 'Klute' into a family friendly stage musical (Destination: Branson!), I firmly believe Danny Noriega could nail the role of Bree Daniels. Check out his AI and Friends photo - he's already got the shag and the doe eyes...

gwendolyn

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> The sweet sweet Mormon boy will have both sides fighting over him for the foreseeable future. Has Disney signed him on yet? I imagine CAA is all hot on the "represent or microwave" debate as he looks real tasty.

Pomalina

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> Noriega - was he the one whose mother looked like Divine?

Yes, this is a festival of teh ghey but at least some of them can sing.

And, yes, I can see how squirmy this would make La Seacrest. He's really much more comfortable with the plus size girrrlls and Hayden on top of the Sphinx...

But don't tell Teri Hatcher that. She's still waiting, her cell phone at the ready...

gwendolyn

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> ...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Sounds like Sanjaya is in good company

CARRY ON!!

NoGrumpys

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> Semencrest projects like no other. Double snap? He gets all squirmy in the presence of proud gaybies. He better watch his comments, because those boys fear no closet and Lord knows Noriega could rip him up with fierce claws. Speaking of which, did you see the nails on his Momma? Bitch taught the boy everything he knows.

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA['American Idol' Finally Overcomes Its Pink Panic]]> I am breathlessly waiting for Danny Noriega to rip off his wig and reveal to the world that he is actually Jessica Alba, proving to America that she was talented all along. (Well, kind of.)

bestdamnedtapper

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