'Two Tickets To Oscars Gets My Wife As Your Unconditional Sex Slave!' Says Craigslist User - Defamer Comments

'Two Tickets To Oscars Gets My Wife As Your Unconditional Sex Slave!' Says Craigslist User

NefariousNewt — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 13:59:19 PST

Will this kind of thing soon spread to sports? Politics? The mind boggles.

DrFeelgood — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:11:42 PST

"MY GF is willing to do ANYTHING I tell her to do for Two (2) Tickets"

HE sounds like such a good catch. Hmmm... Out of towners always have the healthiest relationships.

raincoaster — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 00:04:27 PST

I didn't know Bai Ling was seeing someone.

Big John — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:23:54 PST

Two oscars and a cup, ew

Little Mintz Sunshine — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:40:59 PST

"40"? I'm not familiar with Craigslist personals but is that her age, her dress size or the number of ounces of PBR she can down in one gulp?

Little Mintz Sunshine

Bai Lingual — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:03:01 PST

If she'll really do anything I have a sink full of dirty dishes in exchange for a parking space a block from Hollywood & Highland Sunday night.

Sloan — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:03:52 PST

Chenbot, is that you, dear? Will you do your drunk imitation while I chant, "Faster, Dutch Boy", for Orchestra, Row T? No, Moonves can not watch.

Sloan

Dr. Spaceman, Esq. — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:38:24 PST

do not want

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

mink — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:23:18 PST

feral

mink

sundaeg1rl — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:21:16 PST

There's a blockbuster just waiting to happen there. It'd be like the Indecent Proposal for the 90s. And Colin Farrell would *have* to be involved.

However, there's always the comedy angle, for which Will Ferrell would have to be roped in.

Farrell or Ferrell? What do you think?

sundaeg1rl

Miss d — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:16:03 PST

How cheap can you go...

Although - someone is sure to take up their offer - and then it'll be a BJ in the Kodak carpark, with a Pinkberry 2-4-1 coupon...