Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever? - Defamer Comments

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

BIG WHEEL — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:36:50 PST

I'd hit it...

BIG WHEEL

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

raincoaster — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:51:12 PST

Addicts are so predictable. When are they going to wean her off the Mystic Tan?

raincoaster

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Molly Friedman — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:06:05 PST

@Wendy_Kroy: And the kissy face thing, don't forget. No kissy faces last night, thank goodness.

Molly Friedman

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Oxycontinmoron — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:51:48 PST

@Bento: "The Dallas Cowboys' Tony Roma?"

(It'll have to be some sort of boyfriend-stealing-related stanza that is both clever and will piss off Jessica Simpson. Oh, wait.)

Oxycontinmoron

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Wendy_Kroy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:33:04 PST

Did rehab teach her to stop flashing the peace sign at every photo call, too? If so, kudos to the Cirque.

Wendy_Kroy

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Mysterious Utility Bento — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:16:15 PST

...and to think I was almost done with my Valentines poem to LiLo.......I couldn't find anything to rhyme with "Xanax and Vodka induced coma" though

Mysterious Utility Bento

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

BAngieB — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:07:07 PST

@DorothyZbornak: Come sit over here by me.

BAngieB

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Dave J. — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:53:29 PST

@buttler: They're TURNING ME ON, that's what!

Or freaking me out. One of the two, not sure which.

Dave J.

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Benovite — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:47:42 PST

She looks prettier when she's shitfaced. = /

Benovite

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

hack-a-rific — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:25:30 PST

Thanks for the inspiration, I've officially quit drinking just....now.

hack-a-rific

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Miss d — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:20:27 PST

That's not sober - just a shit load of Diazepam...

I've seen glazed donuts with more expression...

Miss d

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

buttler — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:19:12 PST

From an engineering perspective, I don't even understand what her boobs are doing in the top middle picture.

buttler

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

DorothyZbornak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:00:13 PST

You know, I have pictures like just about all of those (except for the mugshots and tatas shot) from my college days. So I can't really judge her on any of those.

DorothyZbornak

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Sabrina Anna — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:56:42 PST

@katekate: LOL So true. My bad, how could I forget the best class of all:

How to dress, act and APPEAR sober 101

Sabrina Anna

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:43:56 PST

@Sabrinaanna: That's all they teach you in rehab. Haven't you ever been? It's all the rage.

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

BAngieB — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:39:32 PST

Aww, Lindsay, she's so pretty.

BAngieB

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Mysterious Utility Bento — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:38:21 PST

Awww man! How am I ever gonna get a date with her if she stays sober?????

Mysterious Utility Bento

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Friedneckbones — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:35:13 PST

If history is any proof, me thinks Lilo will be doing an about-face. Sobriety is soooo fleeting.

Friedneckbones

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

NefariousNewt — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:33:35 PST

@katekate: i like the center one -- Party on Lindsay!!!!

NefariousNewt

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

Sabrina Anna — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:33:28 PST

It's about time! At least she learned how to LOOK sober anyhow... :)

Sabrina Anna

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:30:13 PST

@b-a-n-a-n-a-s: My fave is the one in the top right where she's all, "Why the fuck are you fuckers taking fucking pictures of me?"

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

b-a-n-a-n-a-s — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:28:52 PST

Awww. she looks pretty. Still think she looks the best with red hair. I love that mugshot it the bottom right. I cut it out and made it into my beer coaster.

b-a-n-a-n-a-s

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

DorothyZbornak — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:27:13 PST

Look! There's Kadinsky!

@katekate: Yes it is. But she looks so pretty. I am soooo glad her hair is no longer blonde.

DorothyZbornak

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:25:41 PST

Looking a lot better, although if you saw the rest of that photo, her fucking dress is HORRENDOUS.

katekate is squared isn't scared of you, Walnuts

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:24:54 PST

She purty.

westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

bess marvin, girl detective — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:23:19 PST

woof.

bess marvin, girl detective

Lindsay Lohan Puts On Sober Face For First Time In...Ever?

guitarsnob — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 13:21:14 PST

I dunno, Molly. That looks sorta like vicodin face.

guitarsnob