<![CDATA[ - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[ - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[]]> Rumored Queen Tilda also has her way with Keanu Reeves whenever she fancies. How do you suppose the guy with the beard fits into THIS picture?
Oh, nevermind.


gwiliandre

]]> <![CDATA[]]> The original fire pie.
For Christ sakes, is there a name for that kind of stain? AND she birthed out his twins??
I'm gonna go hallucinate for a sec.



gwiliandre

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @CrankYank: Hell no! She's now casting for a tight end...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @DrFeelgood: Ku-fuckin'-dos!

DocNoodle

]]> <![CDATA[]]> If I was supposed to sexually satisfy Tilda Swinton I'd outsource the job too.

DrFeelgood

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Does that guy suck down 30 raw eggs a day to make his 'stache so yellow?

Nasty ew.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Miss d: I think Team Swinton already has enough players.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Yeah, the beard and English accents make this feel literary instead of skanky. Make 'em southern and in stretch fabrics, they'd be on Springer.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[]]> I did not know that a Beard could be Cuckolded by a Fairy. You English! You're so Englishy.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Team Swinton!

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Yeah SPL basically won this round.

CONFOUND YOU! *shakes fist

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Sheesh, is it just me or did that seem a lot of column space for a bit of gossip? It read like a New Yorker article.

Pomalina

]]> <![CDATA[]]> ~ who?

Kero

]]> <![CDATA[]]> @Sweet Panda Love: Awesome. Well played.

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Might as well lock down Mick Fleetwood and Jonathan Schaech for the movie version now.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Isn't this an exact duplication of her domestic situation in The Beach? Right down to the bearded old man?

mr.Man

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Some people get all the cake.

mwynn13

]]> <![CDATA[]]> Is this a trick question? I guess I'd do the dude in the middle, in the golden tribbles outfit.

Sweet Panda Love

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