Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For - Defamer Comments

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Dorothy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:28:05 PST

The Oscars are really auditions for ego-constraint, peppered with a dash of unabashed self-deprecation….yeah that will throw them off. ..I like to watch the Oscars to discern who the best caricature of them all. . I hypothesize on who has true range and who usually plays yet another tired another rendition of themselves.....it's an ego extravaganza ensconced in uncomfortable clothing…. Best of all, there is some damn good acting, ranging from pseodu-confidce to indifference. BTW: I will be wearing Prada or NOTHING at all... No rented bling here.

If Paris can sell canned Champaign , a deaf woman can dance with the stars.... it's definitely a free-for-all. So, can I play now?

Dorothy

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Sweet Panda Love — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:49:49 PST

@LBJeffries: I was thinking Tilda Swinton was the androgynous one, with Cate Blanchett as the one who won. And Farrah Fawcett is none of them.

Sweet Panda Love

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

LBJeffries — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:11:27 PST

@Sweet Panda Love: Is the androgynous one the same as the one who already won? And which of the five attended the police academy, but in San Francisco?

LBJeffries

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Superstarsteve — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:18:37 PST

I guess it's Cil Cate's way of saying "This year they'll be no Jergen's hand lotion, Hollywood will masturbate itself this year with Astroglide--Platinum Edition!" Post haste! We can't scream at the minions loud enough to pull this beaded gown driven egofest together....

Superstarsteve

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Sweet Panda Love — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:42:47 PST

As far as I can tell, the only surprise of the evening will be Best Supporting Actress - the old one, the young one, the new one, the androgynous one or the one who already won. That's one stagnant mosquito-breeding Oscar pool...

Sweet Panda Love

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

DrFeelgood — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:03:15 PST

Yay! Another chance to see the EXACT SAME group of elite "artists" (who only make Oscar bait films) applaud each other.

Meanwhile Hannah Montanna and Alvin are paying the bills.

Question: how may Oscars does it take to get Sean Penn into retirement? Seriously.

DrFeelgood

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

belltolls — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:43:14 PST

Never cancelled our party Graydon! Of course it just the people on my block.

belltolls

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Miss d — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:56:43 PST

Damn! There goes my plan to spend the night drinking vodka, whilst shouting at the TV... oh wait...

Miss d

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Michael Jahn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:53:39 PST

I'm relieved to hear that Mariah Carey will have someplace to go that night.

Michael Jahn

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

CrankYank — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:52:02 PST

Dang, I was hoping necessity would be the mother of invention. Can't we just bury Cates in the rut he's in?

CrankYank

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

pixie-stix — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:16:25 PST

Another ratings-winner in the offing. Hope Plan A includes that wacky free-lance heckler, Sean Young in the audience. She'll be out of rehab, right?

pixie-stix

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

BoHan — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:03:15 PST

Awww Mark, how will we live without your liveblog? Maybe come back for just one night....

BoHan

Oscar Producer Announces He's Putting On The Bloated, Boring Awards Show We've All Been Hoping For

Sweet Panda Love — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:47:39 PST

Awww. And I was really looking forward to there not being an Oscars. The gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands would've been so much more interesting.

Sweet Panda Love