<![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity - Defamer Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity - Defamer Comments]]> http://defamer.com Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:44:40 PST Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:44:40 PST http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4156718 @Homage: Hope you enjoyed your wigout then...

Miss d

]]> 1:354466:c4156718 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:44:40 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4150871 @gwendolyn: Indeed- and Defamer commenters', too!

hack-a-rific

]]> 1:354466:c4150871 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 12:10:21 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4150242 @hack-a-rific: a Katherine Heigl/Josh Brolin marriage would be the National Inquirers' and TMZs' wet dream fulfilled, don't you think?

Not to mention E!...

gwendolyn

]]> 1:354466:c4150242 Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:46:50 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4140914 People who write comments in which they address celebrities in the first person, those people wig me the fuck out.

Homage

]]> 1:354466:c4140914 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:05:13 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4139501 It's not like it's a tight poodle perm fer crying out loud!

Javier - ask Pene for some hair care advice... as she's been an expert in beards for years...

Miss d

]]> 1:354466:c4139501 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:29:59 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4135414 @deadlizard: Viggo has long since transcended the concept of dignity. You should have seen him in The Indian Runner.

raincoaster

]]> 1:354466:c4135414 Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:13:32 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4134208 No one deserves the "Fat Clooney" Oscar for suffering more than Viggo Mortensen. That guy put his balls and his dignity on play for the sake of an ultra-violent fight scene. I don't know how he gets out of bed anymore.

deadlizard

]]> 1:354466:c4134208 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 19:38:26 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4131593 @Miss Anne Thrope: I was thinking it was nothing a well-placed man-scrunchie couldn't fix. Uh, ladies like that, right?

Dwayne Provecho

]]> 1:354466:c4131593 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:05:32 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4130698 @Baronzemo: Yeah, I may start calling bullshit on this one.

@Miss Anne Thrope: Panda on a roll. Quite tasty.

CrankYank

]]> 1:354466:c4130698 Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:26:05 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4129666 That's strange, when "that guy from The Sea Inside" was filming NCFOM in Santa Fe he was highly visible for such a small town, jogging daily out & around The Square, The Palace Of The Governors & The Plaza restaurant(famous from "Billy Jack"). When my buddy saw him before he could say "You were one of the truly great things in 'Collatera'l" he got a don't-recognize-me face & ran off. So I guess that's Method Hair.

Baronzemo

]]> 1:354466:c4129666 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 23:51:45 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4127919 @Sweet Panda Love: You're so cute.

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> 1:354466:c4127919 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 18:18:08 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4127460 I think Dorothy Hamill is totally fuckable.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> 1:354466:c4127460 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:31:11 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126948 He didn't complain about shaving his head for The Sea Inside. Maybe women in Spain care more about the essence of a man instead of just caring about his hair style. Who am I kidding.

WGARefugee

]]> 1:354466:c4126948 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:36:46 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126630 @LIttle Mintz Sunshine: Geez, imagine if he actually got PMS?

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> 1:354466:c4126630 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:13:45 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126524 I liked the movie the first time it was made.
It was called "Rolling Thunder".


DrFeelgood

]]> 1:354466:c4126524 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:06:37 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126515 @Miss Anne Thrope: Oh, a head band and a little pony tail with a dab of pomade and it would've been so Colin Farrell Night On the Town Who Gets Laid All the Time Despite the Girl Hair. Dude needs some lessons. Who knew?

Pomalina

]]> 1:354466:c4126515 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:05:46 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126333 @louisev: love it!

@LIttle Mintz Sunshine: and loving the organ committment to JF. Oh how I can relate....Thank you both for getting my weekend kicked off on the right foot!

hack-a-rific

]]> 1:354466:c4126333 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:52:22 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4126134 What about a headband?

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> 1:354466:c4126134 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:39:42 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4125659 OK, this is called "Monday" at my house. And "Thursday" and sometimes "Friday". Obviously Javier didn't grow up with curly hair in the Midwest. Before FrizzEase. Remember, John Freida, if you ever need a kidney...

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> 1:354466:c4125659 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 15:13:46 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4125314 I just went from loving to hating him so fast, I got whiplash. Suck it up, buttercup, and cash those checks. Boo friggin' hoo.

@hack-a-rific: oh so agreed.

CrankYank

]]> 1:354466:c4125314 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:53:55 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4125243 And why was there no sympathy for Tom Hanks during his DaVinci bad hair days?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> 1:354466:c4125243 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:49:41 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4125030 So is this the first documented case of "Method hair"?

louisev

]]> 1:354466:c4125030 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:38:20 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4124971 No Country For Old Men is one of the most overrated movies of all-time.

There I said it.

Benovite

]]> 1:354466:c4124971 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:35:05 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4124922 Me thinks the Heigl and the Brolin should go in on some Discretion Training.

hack-a-rific

]]> 1:354466:c4124922 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:32:42 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4124567 Stop blowing it out like Prince Valiant. A dab of gel on your hands and run it through.... And stop whining.

spanktastic

]]> 1:354466:c4124567 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 14:17:41 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4123178 Dude, you're acting in a movie for serious cash. Chill the fuck out. Pick up a newspaper or watch the news (not Fox though cause they lie) and maybe get depressed about Darfur, or Congo, or any other place where babies are dying.

secretagentman

]]> 1:354466:c4123178 Fri, 08 Feb 2008 13:33:32 PST <![CDATA[Terrifying 'No Country' Haircut Depressed Bardem, Induced Bouts Of Sexual Insecurity]]> http://defamer.com/354466/terrifying-no-country-haircut-depressed-bardem-induced-bouts-of-sexual-insecurity#c4122834 I'd F* him, even with the bowl-cut and homicidal tendencies.

BestFrenemies

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