<![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> "This spread only makes the current Hollywood regime's inability to compare with the legends of Hollywood that much more pronounced."
Gosh, I so agree...I get twitchy everytime some magazine does one of these stupid things. They are all sad jokes, every one of them.

debbiemac

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Somebody at Vanity Fair apparently doesn't like Ms. Zellweger.

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Funny, I thought the Rene pic was Madonna. She really does look about 20 years older. Yikes.

ATL_Girl_Publicist

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> oops, forgot to add this one@The Bitter Librarian: Maybe that's what I'm thinking of...but was there one wth George Clooney, too?

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @CrankYank: Or, any episode of The Simpsons :)

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @hack-a-rific: Entertainment Weekly did a photo series with Hugh Jackman as several different famous movie icons including that exact scene from NBNW.

And is it me--or at first glance does Robert Downey Jr. look like he is channeling Dr. Gregory House in that photo...

The Bitter Librarian

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Please, the sofa is less wooden than Paltrow.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> BooooRING!

More total suck, than honest homage...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @heidiho: Bingo.

Lysergic Asset

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @hack-a-rific: The photo brings to mind Homer Simpson, in that episode when somebody poked his fat.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @Miss Anne Thrope: oh, but I love the spare tire!

Plus, I heard one of the VF editors interviewed on E! say that he's so NOT Carey Grant and choosing him for the pic is kind of their little joke. How sweet.

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @Benovite:
Then they should have photoshopped out Rogen's spare tire. Or at least given him a girdle.

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> That guy in the picture with Charlize looks like Sean Penn when he was sporting that stupid little mustache.

SikeChick19

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Yeah, Charlize pretty much can't do anything wrong, I think.

dmac

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Wasn't there the exact same North by Northwest shot done before in Vanity Fair (w/ a real leading man)- or am I repeating what's already been established?

Also- Charlize looks awesome. Love. Her. (take note Heigl)

hack-a-rific

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Cotillard in psycho! yes! This might be her way of telling Hollywood "what, you think breakthrough actresses don't like stripping? I'm French."

aspiringexpatriate

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Jodie Foster would kick those birds' asses.

@procrastinator, esq.: I think it says only remarkably good things. At first, I thought it was Blythe Danner, which just proves that I don't pay much attention to women when making my first "spot any hot guys" pass over pictures.

Victor Ward

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Enough with Gwyneth already, isn't she retired or something?

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @bestdamnedtapper: that is totally an "oh fuck what am I doing here" face Rogen is making

brechtgirl

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Why are all the girls on the cover wearing the Jordan almond-colored wraps you get when you go to the gynecologist?

I like the Marion Cotillard spread.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> This spread only makes the current Hollywood regime's inability to compare with the legends of Hollywood that much more pronounced.

Nice to see Jodie in the Birds shoot, though, since she usually plays such hard-as-nails roles. And I like Marion Cotillard to I give that 6 out of 10 stars.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @buttler: Hahaaaaaaa, too true!

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Wow, that's Zellweger? I don't even recognize her when she's not making that squinty piggy face she always does.

buttler

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Tang Wei!

The Real JR

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Keira and Jennifer reenact the creepy hallway scene from Rebecca? Wait, what creepy hallway scene?

God, I love Mrs. Danvers. That lady was nutters.

FancyInk

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Jodie Foster looks less like 'Tippi' Hedren and more like that crazy lady in the diner who slaps her later on in the movie.

The one that says "I think you're EVIL! EVIL!!!!" Am I crazy?

LBJeffries

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> umm...why are they not even looking out the window in the "rear window" shot. was that a scene i missed? anxiously and eerily awaiting 21 to arrive at the door with food?

hydeordie

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> What? No shots of "Shadow of a Doubt"? Supposedly, that was Hitchcock's favorite of his films.

Sir Winston Thriller

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Well Cary Grant was sort of an English Jew if the various stories are to be believed.
One of them is that he was privately adopted from a Jewish woman.
And apparently he was circumcised which isn't customary in Britain except for religious reasons.

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Poor Seth Rogen, indeed (I guess they thought Clooney was too obvious). However, Charlize, Jodie and James McAvoy were fierce. And when isn't Jennifer Jason Leigh channeling Mrs. Danvers?

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> I don't see the appeal of Seth Rogan. IMO,he's not cute, not funny, can't act. Maybe he's a great guy in person? No Cary Grant, he.

TryThisAtHome

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @eXXX: I agree, it looks terribly forced and plastic.

Actually they all look like forced & plastic photoshop jobs.

Benovite

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> @procrastinator, esq.: In all seriousness, my first thought was "Oh, shit! Mona's back?!"
Poor Seth Rogen. That photo makes him look way fatter than he actually is, unless he put on serious chunk after his totally jumpable turn in "Superbad." Also, Gwyneth wishes she could fill Grace Kelly's ballgown. Please!

bestdamnedtapper

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Betty White looks awesome!

and we all know that Canadian Seths, are by and large, hot.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> The Lifeboat image really sucks.

eXXX

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Well, I don't know what it says about me that when I saw Eva Marie Saint in the photo spread for Lifeboat, I thought it was Katherine Helmond.

Also, couldn't they have come up with a better shoot for North By Northwest? I couldn't think of a less Roger Thornhill-like person than Seth Rogen, and in any event, the Mount Rushmore scene is more iconic (by a smidgen).

procrastinator, esq.

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Kim Novak she ain't.

pixie-stix

]]> <![CDATA['Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Portfolio Proves Renee Zellweger Did Not Overemote In Vain]]> Wow, Renée actually looks older than Julie Christie.

Charlize is sooooooo pretty it's unfair.

dollywould

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