Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before - Defamer Comments

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

Political Party Girl — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:21:35 PST

Smile with your eyes, Renee! Has Tyra taught you nothing?

Political Party Girl

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

yesteryear — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:01:19 PST

nauseating.

yesteryear

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

gwendolyn — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:50:39 PST

@MartyPants: All Ms. Pompeo has to do to bring the teary is contemplate her career post-'Grey's Anatomy'...

gwendolyn

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

gwiliandre — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:38:02 PST

@billybastion:
she only honors her manager, right?

gwiliandre

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

The Bitter Librarian — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:09:53 PST

Both Renee and Jennifer Garner attended the "no matter what I'm doing, I STILL look like I'm pouting" school of acting...

The Bitter Librarian

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

billybastion — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:38:04 PST

despite the snarky cynicism found here, i for one think she pulled it off. she looks great and like a spitting image of what shes supposed to be honoring.

billybastion

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

bestdamnedtapper — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:35:46 PST

So she DOES have a neck. How about that.

bestdamnedtapper

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

TripLetz — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:06:00 PST

Um. I am an acting student. And this just made me puke my dinner up.

Which on the bright size puts me one step closer to that size zero that is necessary for me to have a career!

TripLetz

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

raincoaster — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:35:55 PST

@Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Well, she DID start out in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre series.

raincoaster

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:32:36 PST

Tyra and Nigel would be so thrilled by how fiercely Renee is working it!

Trixie from Toronto

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:22:24 PST

Brilliant widening of her sour-lemon smile to suit its true purpose: horror.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

whatever — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 17:17:27 PST

That makeup artist should get an Oscar because who he is he made Renee's eyes look almost big.

whatever

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

WGARefugee — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:16:25 PST

That camera must have shoot at 6000 fps, like what they use to shoot rocket burns, 'cause it's obvious that Zellweger's acting cannot be recorded by ordinary video cameras.

WGARefugee

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

roxybebop — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:14:03 PST

you had me at hello.

roxybebop

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

alice — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 16:04:51 PST

@LBJeffries: I just have a huge hangup about retro. It's as if no one is capable of an original thought in mainstream art anymore, even fashion. The cover of vanity fair the last few months has been worse than usual from Nicole Kidman in that goofy sailor outfit to Katherine Heigel trying out the old hollywood glam. now this.

it's 2008, the future is friendly. George Clooney was bitching about how they don't make movies like they used to. His movies The Good German and the last two Ocean's movies suck and stuck in retro glut. I hate it. I'm also tired of old movie, comic book, tv franchises etc being brought back from the dead.

Fashion designers are either bringing back mod, or disco or to my disdain, high-waisted pants of the 70's and 80's. Everything just sucks about pop-culture and art.

alice

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

gwiliandre — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:57:28 PST

oh for fuck sakes......give renee the skinny double latte
no foam now!!!!! give her the drink, damn it!!!!!! (delivered/emoted a la shirley in terms of endearment as she pleaded for debra winger's character to get the pain meds for the terminal cancer)

gwiliandre

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

OldTowneTavern — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:55:36 PST

Very Doris Day. Nice.

OldTowneTavern

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

DukeLaCrosse — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:27:13 PST

She looks surprisingly less sweaty-puffy-faced-coke-whore than usual.

DukeLaCrosse

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:09:08 PST

Oh sweet bedazzled Hezoos, someone managed to make her look normal. She always looked like she was smelling a big pile of turd. And who can forget the chipmunk cheeks and tranny Shenaynay pout?

FATAL_BIPOLAR_HOTNESS

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

Miss d — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:07:30 PST

Best Nicole Kidman impersonation ever! Cold Mountain wasn't a complete waste, eh, Renee...

Miss d

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

VirusWithShoes — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 15:05:57 PST

That "wind whistling" noise was actually the air evacuating through her mouth.

VirusWithShoes

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

MartyPants — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:58:43 PST

That Ellen Pompeo is good at tearing up on cue.

MartyPants

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

ALE81 — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:57:03 PST

Well at least her eyes and lips didn't look like she had just eaten a Warhead.

ALE81

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

FreedomFries — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:47:03 PST

So from watching that video, I learned that Renée Zellweger has never seen even one episode of America's Next Top Model. She obviously doesn't know how to bring the fierce.

FreedomFries

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

dellaswan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:17:21 PST

She looks like Sandra Dee after all the booze.

dellaswan

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

kathotdog — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:06:17 PST

"See the door? See how it seems to be breathing?"*
Oh I'm sorry, that's just Rene Zellweger acting.

*huge fan of the Disney Haunted House record!

kathotdog

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

LBJeffries — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:03:51 PST

@alice: God, you're so real.

LBJeffries

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

Oxycontinmoron — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:51:04 PST

Anagram Sam, you're my main man. You're a natural born poet, you're just outta sight.

Oxycontinmoron

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

alice — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:49:04 PST

mainstream media sucks. retro sucks. vaniety fair; you suck. old hollywood has been done to death.

alice

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

mepo — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:48:39 PST

She was just trying to get her eyes to look actually open for the shot.

mepo

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

bess marvin, girl detective — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:47:13 PST

@anagramsam: i like you. i like you a lot.

bess marvin, girl detective

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

iHEARTschadenfreude — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:42:16 PST

well... that was a little awkward.
that's one reason (besides the obvious) I could never be a model/ actress/ whatever. I would be in a constant state of embarassment having to do all that shit

iHEARTschadenfreude

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

BoHan — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:36:56 PST

I was guessing that they filmed after Jack White asked her for a donkey punch.

BoHan

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

mr_wednesday — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:36:42 PST

Note for Renee. Your dinner called. It misses you.

mr_wednesday

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

anagramsam — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:32:50 PST

renée zellweger = elle geezr wren

anagramsam

Renee Zellweger's 'Vanity Fair' Hitchcock Homage: Emoting Like You've Never Seen Before

scroll_lock — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:13:26 PST

They filmed the moment she realized she'd once married Kenny Chesney.

scroll_lock