<![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Your Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins, III, ESQ. I am going to eat some fries, and go take a nap. I think both sound quite nice and have great curative powers. Excellent prescription! A burger and a shake as well.
"Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum"


foofer

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @dr. foofer: Defamer policy: cruel to be kind. And forgive me if I chime in with my medical own expertise, evidenced in my screen name, to say that, even if she is bi-polar (or as they say in the medical profession: batshit crazy), she could use some sleep. And french fries.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @dr. foofer: Newsflash: I don't think she's reading this!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Meth will do that to a girl! just ask Sizemore.

I-heart-Rien

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @TrixiefromToronto - Hilarious.
@DrFoofer - Ease up, Doc. It's funny. and pretty fair-minded by Defamer standards. Jeez.
p.s. She's probably suffering from Histrionic Syndrome as well. At least she's limiting the pretension to the bad Posh Spice imitation. She could be applauding by snapping her fingers. Yikes.

KittyCarlisle

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Thanks. I'm here all week.

Unless I'm being treated for Epstein-Barr, ADD, ADHD, PMS, Exhaustion, Anxiety, PMDD (which is real, so STFU), Acid-Reflux, OCD, or Hypo-Thyroidism.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Jeezus Crist!!! Is everyone with a problem called bi-polar nowadays? Okay, yes, we have two concious conditions; 'sober' and 'stoned' so that makes you bi-polar?! It is the fall back excuse to explain their behavior, pure Bull Shiite...Would everyone leave the Broad alone before they truly drive her nuts and into the land of no return. She is the direct product of USE's (United States of Entertainment) insaitable obession with celebrity status. Sickening!!! What about our true stars that really contribute to our lives like; doctors, nurses, Soldiers, Marines, scientists, Police, etc... who get almost no recognition. No wonder our culture has gone down the crapper, pathetic...

GBU-52

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> comparing her to Francis Farmer doesn't do her any favors, although it's good comedy at a sick person's expense.

foofer

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @foofer: Sorry, Dr. Foofer, I wasn't suggesting she wasn't bi-polar, although, let's face it, neither you nor I know whether she IS in fact bi-polar, because we are anonymous commenters on a celebrity gossip blog -- I was just saying that no sleep for five days? That's going to fuck up anyone badly. She needs a nice, long, 48-hour sleep.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> "the girl just really needs to sleep"... um and what? she is going to wake up and no longer be bipolar? A few nights of sleep will cure her? If she is indeed bipolar.. she is going to need medication. She is no Frances Farmer, please. Francis Farmer is an extreme example of someone who was mistreated by an outdated/older system who's laws have been overturned now. You can no longer place some one in a hospital indefinitely (unless they are in prison), or lobotomize them. Neither of these things are going to happen to Britney.

foofer

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @mockingbird: @PaisleyPajamas: UCLA once "lost" a friend of mine's dad. Hey, he was only an elderly, sedated heart patient. They found him three hours later (alive, so alas no lawsuit). In a hallway. In the maternity ward.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @mockingbird: I've heard the same thing, i.e., Cedar-Sinai is for the Ho'wood crowd as St. John's in Santa Monica is to the Malibu set. Rules need not apply.

PaisleyPajamas

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @mockingbird: Interesting, and something I didn't know. So will she actually have to stay in this time? Because the girl just really needs to sleep for a long, long time. She's going to wake up all embarrassed. "What? I was talking in an English accent all the time? Fuck!!!"

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @Trixie from Toronto: It's different because they took her to a real hospital this time, not the celeb "friendly" Cedars.

Cedars Sinai: We might almost kill your newborns, but we'll let you out early when you're having a psychotic break! Come in soon and take advantage of our Lindsay special: get treated for "exhaustion" and we'll throw in "appendicitis" for free!

mockingbird

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Her Codename Was "The Package"
~in theatres July 4th~
Sounds to me we finally have a chance for her to be a Bond girl.

mesousa

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @sundaeg1rl: The funny thing is, her accent is totally bang-on. Bang on as in just as good as Renee Z's Bridget Jones accent. Who knew?

@WasatchMan: That's what I've been thinking for weeks. Locked up against her will by her family, who think she's insane even though she insists she's not.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @WasatchMan: Oooh, spooky! I was thinking the exact same thing. I can't wait for the lobotomy rumours to start!

@Trixie from Toronto: Brit goes Brit? this brit says "Blimey!"

sundaeg1rl

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> The LAPD is giving statements on mental patients to TMZ? Nice. She really, really needs to sell the house and get outta Hollywood.

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @blackheartededitor: as soon as they can get Britney and Courtney Love's rehab schedule synched up.

Hart88

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> She hasn't slept for five days?!? She should have taken Bill Clinton's seat behind that minister.

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @blackheartededitor: Yes, it will be entitled " BRITNEY SPEARS: REDEFINING CRAZY"

Barbarella

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Looks like we're in Frances Farmer territory now.

WasatchMan

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @LIttle Mintz Sunshine:
Co-dependent?


BigBoobsMagee

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> This young woman is in trouble. It's about time they take her in and figure just what is going on inside the windmills of her mind. If it turns out that it's not all drug related, then does she get put into a 'funny farm'? I've been trying to figure what drug "it" was, and have a few theories, but I think it's part mental breakdown as well. She's just not with it, and it taking drugs (of some sort) to help ease her meltdown and it's making her worse. Leave her alone for 14 days and hopefully she'll get some kind of balance back to her life.

Superstarsteve

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Another fine use of my tax dollars. Can I claim Britney as a dependent or as a charitable donation for '07?

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @TheGrandToenail: Hey, the more "former" the better. She needs to move on from that moniker into something a grownup can be.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Not to be picky, but isn't Brit's psychiatrist a "she" not a "he"?

ElizabethD

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @nowirehangers:

Did they say that? "Former"? Damn bro, that's cold.

The Authority

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Pray...

HOLLYWOOD PASTOR

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> How is this 5150 different from the last 5150, when she insisted she wasn't suicidal, had a tantrum and was out in two days?

I suspect Britney will be wandering around gas stations in ripped fishnets and talking in an English accent by the end of the weekend.

Tally ho, y'all!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> The hell with her. Who is her sister's baby's daddy?

Tiger_Tanaka

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> If they love her at all, Brit's dad and brother will give that Sam Lufti piece of shit a good old-fashioned country ass kicking.

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Well she's been treated like "The Package" rather than a person pretty much her whole life, why not call her that while hauling her off to the mental ward?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Ever since she cheated on Justin Timberlake her life has been in a downward spiral.

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @blackheartededitor: The ABC morning news referred to her occupation as "former pop star."

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> So....any plans for a new album?

blackheartededitor

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Does this mean we won't have to hear about her for 3 to 14 days?

NoWireHangers

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Man, this is just sad. I have no snark, just want her to get better.

I mean, if she gets well, we can snark on the music and boyfriends and such, like we did pre-drugs and during the time of her hit songs and it's just as fun. This is pathetic.

Get well Britney.

BowlingForDollars

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> @Sweet Panda Love: only if her new mercedes is pancaked against a tree, i'm assuming. makes him feel like a superhero!

Nomi Malone

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Also Tom Cruise doesn't want to reach out to help during this train wreck? I thought he was the only one who could help!

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Yes, but what was she wearing?

Oxycontinmoron

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> Oh please. Please please please let her finally be getting some goddamn fucking help.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Britney Spears, Code Name 'The Package', Rushed To Hospital As GurneyGate 2.0 Unfolds Overnight]]> That's weird - I refer to my "package" as "Britney". Crazy world, eh?

VirusWithShoes

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