<![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> This is twice this month that Meredith gotten sloshed on tv. I found her champagne binge on New Year's Day a perfect way to celebrate my own hangover. This is why I'll always watch the Today Show.

AshMas

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Duh, how else are you supposed to get through mind-numbing morning television. You mean everybody doesn't do this?

Three olives= 1 vegetable serving.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Thankfully - Martha has now realised that's how we actually get through an episode of her show...

I couldn't even watch that clip without being half-tanked... and having olives sprinkled on my keyboard...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> @OldTowneTavern: go to Jezebel and watch the taser party clip. In-fucking-spired!

Trashtastic

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> @OldTowneTavern: as much as i love martha and meredith, i'd really like to know more about this taser party.

roxybebop

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> You guys left out the best part, right after this:

MARTHA: "Don't forget the 3 three olives -- which stand for health, wealth, and love."

(drops 1 olive)

"Oh, i lost one."

You can't make this stuff up.

Ēl Bunchö!

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Martha Stewart makes Jackie Gleason look like Billy Graham.

Schluby

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> I see Martha takes her martinis like one W.C. Fields, vermouth-wise (he preferred gin). Additionally, he would drink them in the morning. Before and after breakfast.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Nice to see Meredith drinking. It counteracts with her crazy meds and "evens her out."

jasonelias

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> How the hell do you cut off the clip at Matt's rousing suggestion of a "taser party"?

OldTowneTavern

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> It's never the wrong time for the right drink.

@Ron-etc, that's where you're wrong. Martha made a lovely slivovice from her hammered copper still using plums from the prison garden (and some sugar and yeast from the caf.) It was definitely artisanal and a Good Thing for buying off the bulls.

Admore

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Al's just waiting patiently for someone to pass him the big ol' bowl of Chex party mix.

scroll_lock

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Smoother than West Virginia prison sterno, to be sure.

RonMwangaguhunga

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> Martha's hands are shaky because she hasn't had her second martini yet.

spangledangel

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> I hate to say it, but 30 years ago I'd have jumped on those babes and their beautiful breastss.

Of course 30 years ago I was 2.

raghead

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> OOOOOOh Meredith! If only Babs could see you now!

During the commercial break, Martha showed Matt how to do a "proper" body shot...

DebbieGlibson

]]> <![CDATA[Martha Stewart and Meredith Viera Jumpstart Their Day With Booze For Breakfast]]> I bet its not "Donald Trump Premium" vodka

das vadenya

NoGrumpys

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