Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch - Defamer Comments

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

OldTowneTavern — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:11:22 PST

Divorce; children he denies having, marriages that aren't really marriages; friendships that ended abruptly; car rides with people who can't (or won't) be found; refusal to acknowledge his years with SNL; acting roles in animated films or under thick globs of makeup: I think the real issue here is that Eddie Murphy may no longer believe in his own existence and is disavowing all evidence to the contrary.

OldTowneTavern

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

thrillwill — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:46:22 PST

I do believe a Shrek 5 has also been slated for production.

thrillwill

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

jmsmith76 — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 07:00:01 PST

Maybe they just needed a new toaster.

jmsmith76

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

pokeme — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:38:43 PST

It's for the best - his donkey laugh would've got on her nerves, eventually...

pokeme

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

clothingoptional — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:27:33 PST

From the IMDB page for Shrek 4:

Eddie Murphy ... Donkey

Antonio Banderas ... Puss in Boots

How do they know these things? Spooky.

clothingoptional

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

astralgirl01 — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:34:29 PST

Hmph.... Johnny Gill was NOT having that trick take up his personal time, hahahahah.

astralgirl01

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Cultmember — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:05:36 PST

Like the Crying Game for him only he saw a vajheen.

Cultmember

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Rey — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:16:36 PST

As not all rectangles are squares, not all homosexuals are gay.

Rey

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

BowlingForDollars — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:30:04 PST

@Nomi Malone: Yes they are. They're named Eddie Murphy.

He and Johnny Gill will never be broken up.

BowlingForDollars

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

gwendemarco — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 19:40:22 PST

We awoke from our dream, things are not always what they seem.

gwendemarco

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:42:29 PST

@raincoaster:

Dennis Rodman.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Cacafuego — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:39:22 PST

Wish I could have done that a couple of times, myself.

Cacafuego

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Nomi Malone — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:30:05 PST

er, excuse me, "symbolic union."

Nomi Malone

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Nomi Malone — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:29:13 PST

and gays are the assholes destroying the sanctity of marriage?

Nomi Malone

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Decebal — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:20:23 PST

It took me longer to finish a Godiva box of chocolates. Sheeesssshhhh!!!!

Decebal

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

raincoaster — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:19:27 PST

I thought that only happened to people who married Dennis Hopper?

raincoaster

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

MamaTV — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:15:17 PST

"Celebrity marriages -- they never last."
Donkey, SHREK

MamaTV

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

dollywould — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:13:43 PST

Oh help us all, a Shrek 4.

My favorite part of the Victoria Beckham special was when he who shall not be named asked her if there were any celebrities she didn't like, and without hesitation she answered, "Eddie Murphy."

dollywould

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

pchdriver — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:04:56 PST

You give good headline, Seth.

pchdriver

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Mel Gibstein — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:00:09 PST

Guess Tracey didn't get the memo about Eddie liking women with penises.

Mel Gibstein

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

NoGrumpys — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:57:49 PST

Two week itch?! Maybe he needs Simon's NuOdor ball cream
"Thenk you veddy much"

NoGrumpys

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

NoWireHangers — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:51:58 PST

Justice Served.
That's what you get when you beard Eddie Murphy, a known abandoner of babies and wives, not a year after ending your 11 year marriage to Babyface. Why the hell would Tracey think marrying Eddie was a good idea? Afterall, there's the hooker we know about (of course there were others), his ego, and his Maury Povich inspired parenting skills. "Spongey Spice"? No, no, no! Amen to Scary for publicly calling Eddie on his "not the father" shit. And while I love Dreamgirls, his Oscar snub was punishment for his being an asshole. And for making Norbit.

NoWireHangers

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Friedneckbones — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:51:17 PST

I wouldn't expect this type of behavior from a Good Samaritan.

Friedneckbones

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

MsMuffinMcGuffin — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:39:35 PST

Awww. Well they gave it a good try anyway.

MsMuffinMcGuffin

Eddie Murphy Calls Off Marriage After Falling Victim To The Two-Week Itch

Reason — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:39:21 PST

Isn't "splitting up" also "defining" a relationship?

Reason