Come to think of it...this kind of babble probably means he's U.S. President material. A shoe-in at that.

FLConsumer

WGARefugee

sh1111

elpocho

Have they simply opted out? Are the rest of us "spectators" not worthy?

NikkidNYC

Also, how exactly does one "create reality?" I think Tommy's been playing Sims too much.

katekate is squared

jim_rock

Sweet Panda Love

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Creepy!!

JustSomeDude

danwarne

What a freaking fruitcake. He's still gay. Gay for L. Ron Hubbard, that is.

yetiwisdom

Superstarsteve

nighttripper

It's because I'm in Australia isn't it. Damn that Cruise he has spies everywhere :P

MessyMortal

LosAngelina

nighttripper

So we haven't grown much in 60+ years. Well not according to this man anyway...

MessyMortal

ManFacedBoy

I think the pod people got my husband.

MessyMortal

nighttripper

wkiernan

Enjen

FranklyScarlet

mjlambie

bigmonkeycar

jwick25

Cultmember

To be fair, I do not find Scientology (at least what little I know of it) to be more offensive than any of the Semitic traditions. For my secular humanist money, it's all a load of nonsense.

Do not fear Tom. Let him instead entertain you.

UnklStinky

gwiliandre

You doctors, nurses, EMTs, police officers, just keep on driving - Tom's on the case.

The victims may die from their injuries, but at least they'll die cleared of Thetans.

cinerama

There are thousands of guys out there who aren't half as crazy is this fool, but they've been diagnosed, medicated and can't look forward to anything but work as a janitor or mail room clerk because of it.

I didn't make it past 1:30 as I couldn't find a single coherent thought to hang onto in that flood of words.

O-Z

papa_bear

mantari

jasonelias

itmustbeken

The dream is always the same. Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there. And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what. Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it. "Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say. "What are you doing here?" "I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?" "I'm taking a shower," she says. Then I give her: "You want me to go?" "No," she says; "I want you to wash my back." So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream. So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test. I've... just made a terrible mistake. I'll never get to college. My life is ruined.

Mr-Busy

BrianH

J-Roc

Wolfsheim

CrankYank

SMG3er

I think most of you will admit, that would be awesome and much funnier than wrestling a girl.

E

hack-a-rific

The organisation is so full of shit - more and more people are smelling it!

Miss d

CrankYank

fembot

fembot

A little bit of ruthlessly and communically laying our ethics into each other. So you're either a spectator or you can play free safety.

mcgeorge

harshmellow

nick_r

Cacafuego

If he's not crazy, what is he? Megalomaniacal isn't crazy?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

gwendemarco

After I watched it, I thought it was incomprehensible because the editing sucked. I was wrong. The editor did the best they could with the footage they had to work with. It is incomprehensible because they pointed the camera at a creepy, creepy man and let him "roll."

harshmellow

And yes, I'm out of the stadium, Tom. Yours is a game where the rules are set against anyone that questions *anything*.

Shumina

I am guessing the Police & Fireman, Social Workers, DR and Nurses are completely ineffectual and should just move over and let Tom Cruise do it all.

He really creeps me out.

redsonja1313

NoGrumpys

You'd think the Church of Scientology had been around for thousands of years: They've already mastered the art of banality.

ProblemWithCaring

nojo

for the money shot in in "Backdoor Xenu Boys IV"

It's a Blast!!

Friedneckbones

And can we let some lions loose in the arena? Because I'd like to be a spectator for that.

mockingbird

"When I travel around the world and I meet the leaders that I've met...(long pause)...I want to help."

Oh.

Dave J.

Yeah, answers to inquiries like "Why are you giving all your money to this group?" and "How can you believe this crap?"

StaringatScreen

CapricornOne

Black_Watch_Plaid

Are you aware that Mike Rinder has gone missing? I'm serious. They were talking about it at Operation Clambake.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Black_Watch_Plaid

BeteNoir

Cacafuego

Readsforaliving

yoko

blackheartededitor

thehmsbeagle

As for the numbers, those probably came from the same Co$ statistics department that puts Co$ membership at seven million, or whatever ludicrous figure they're going with these days...

Black_Watch_Plaid

"Logorrhoea or logorrhea (Greek λογορροια, logorrhoia, "word-flux") is defined as an "excessive flow of words" and, when used medically, refers to incoherent talkativeness that occurs in certain kinds of mental illness, such as mania. The spoken form of logorrhoea (in the non-medical sense) is a kind of verbosity that uses superfluous or fancy words to disguise a useless or simple message as useful or intellectual, and is commonly known as "verbal diarrhoea" or "diarrhoea of the mouth."

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Cacafuego

thehmsbeagle

Cacafuego

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Cacafuego

Cacafuego

nojo

It's easy for a particularly twisted mind to create a nonsensical cult, but yes, Tom, it IS hard to keep them working.

mothrafairy

Also, I believe Nicole Kidman qualified as an SP.

junkie

killah68

Yes, I'm waiting to be kidnapped and silenced momentarily myself.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

jobsworth

Sweet Panda Love

What, he couldn't get Haggis to write something for him?!? Maybe he can be available for "The Continuing Story of Tom Cruise, Scientologist."

P.S. - Why can't he take a vacay again?? Because "he knows"?! Knows what? That he might meet some SPs (Sane People) maybe . . .

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

Little Mintz Sunshine

I think it's easy. Even though Hubbard originally claimed that something like 2.5% of the general population is Suppressive, this was a subjective determination made only by him. Nowadays, I don't know who decides, but the minute you disagree with a Scientologist, you're branded SP. So that would be like 98% of the population, right? I think Hubbard had his statistics backward.

It's easy for us to laugh, but I understand that if you are already in the organization and get slapped with an SP designation, it's like a public exiling. No one is allowed to speak to you and you are shunned. It must be quite traumatic for the poor souls trapped in this way.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

MCU

paigow

CourageousCoward

Before you make your final avatar choice, may I respectfully suggest you check out tomcruiseisnuts.com and freekatie.net. The images are priceless.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Mark Graham

nick_r

Andrew Morton must be rubbing his hands with glee because that book of his is going to fly off the shelves now...

BTW, I've been looking for a really sweet avatar - the image at 5:02 might be too good to pass up.

hypebreaker

Tiger_Tanaka

Ju-osh

This is ridiculous. Hubbard came up with the term "Suppressive Person," and claimed that something like 2% of the general population fell into this category. However, ONLY HUBBARD could decide who actually was a Suppressive Person and who wasn't. It becomes obvious that anyone who disagrees with Scientology is a Suppressive Person. When Tom says that no Suppressive Person comes up to him, maybe that is because he is shielded in his little Scientology bubble. People are afraid to disagree with him about anything, for fear of being branded "SP."

NotReadyForPrimeTime

nick_r

Benovite

How can he KSW (Keep Scientology Working) with such poor communication skills?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

So cold. So ccccold.

NoWireHangers

This is not some benign meditation group we're talking about here. These people are dangerous freaks.

Besides, if CO$ is so proud of its organization, why not let people see the video? It's not like he's discussing some kind of confidential material.

The very fact that they keep pulling stuff off the internet and threatening to sue says volumes about them.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

stanleypuberik

HOLLYWOOD PASTOR

bat.shit.ca-RAZy.

LLH