<![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Cross's next project is "Coupon: the Movie"

Cultmember

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @TedSez: Donnie thinks vacuum!!

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @nojo: Agreed. I love David Cross like it's my job, but dude's not exactly discriminating about all his choices (even if I do love 99.9% of them).

@Pope John Peeps II: He convinced me. So suck it.

Yes, everyone, I am a David Cross apologist. Wookie, sweetness, I will cut you.

DorothyMantooth

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Seems like this whole thing has gotten blown out of proportion. The two are 'friends,' made some ribbing comments at each other, and have become embroiled in the age old drama of an intarweb scandal.

Perhaps an attic should he seek...

Machete_Bear

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Ho's got to eat too!

zibby

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> You guys saw Patton Oswalt's response on the AV Club, right?

Smackdown

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> I'm upset that real rats and chipmunks are being shut out by the casting powers that be. Equal rights for furry rodents.

Pop Socket

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @TedSez: I love you.

BigBoobsMagee

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @TedSez: This comment's hilarity made me long for fluid in my mouth that I could spit out. I don't say that to all the boys either.

Hez

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Jason Lee is not a sell-out. He is being controlled by Tom Cruise.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> This said it all for me.

Oh and Cross? You mess with Patton, you mess with me, capice?

(is that how the word is spelled? Anyways, you get the gist and so forth)

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Reason #6: Donnie wants some green quarters! Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Anyone who's made a living entirely by writing and/or performing knows that you boil a lot of pots. However, per Nojo a simple "I needed the money, so fuck off" would have sufficed by way of defense.

Michael Jahn

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Orson Welles. Transformer. David Cross really can't call himself successful until he does an ad for frozen vegetables.

HiredGoons

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> I won't lie. I loved Alvin and the Chipmunks. I made the kids I watch see it twice.

Le Kangourou de Kataroo

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @DrFeelgood: Christopher Walken did Disney's Country Bears movie and walked away without a scratch.

Jury's still out on Balls of Fury.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Well, David, I hope you're proud of yourself. Because of your narcissistic and completely unamusing rant there, I'm taking all B-list celebrity blogs away FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK. That's right, even yours, Melanie Griffith [www.melaniegriffith.com] Now go buy an actual printed--on newsprint--newspaper or something and think about what you've done.

And one more thing, funnyman. I'll decide when to stop laughing.

lawyergay

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, it's terrible for its overdefensiveness and longwindedness both. The truly obnoxious aspect of it would seem to be that Cross has never been shy about criticizing other people's artistic choices. For someone who appears to have such contempt for the Bush administration, he sure seems comfortable with the notion that his own quote-unquote rules don't apply to himself.

moff

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Give the guy a break, the analrapist business has been really slow lately.

AmericanSplendor

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> I'm having a hard time mustering contempt for his decision to do the "film." It's fine and dandy to be a beloved "indie" type, but why should that prevent him from making a buck now and again? Take the cash and pay your rent for a long, long time.

I have far less of an issue with his defense than I do with the fact that he has to offer a defense in the first place.

And why wasn't anyone out there similarly P.O'ed when he turned up in "MIB II" or She's the Man" -- each of which were utter shite.

UnklStinky

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Are we in high school?
It's a kids movie. Kid's movies don't count on the hollywood whore meter.
Christopher Walken did Disney's Country Bears movie and walked away without a scratch. Bill Murray (as previously mentioned) did 2 Garfields.

But I understand his friends dumping on him.
If ever I pass up a 150million dollar hit film and one of my friends hits with it? Shit, you could NEVER shut me up. Ever.




DrFeelgood

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> @TheStarterWife: For reals, yo.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> So his defense is

1) other people sold out too
2) I'm more in demand than them
3) Jason Lee sucks and is worse than me?

This is the shittiest fucking defense since the Nuremberg trials. Holy christ on a cracker, david cross. What the hell?



Pope John Peeps II

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Fuck. If Bill Murray can be in the Garfield movie, the rest of you can shut the fuck up about your "integrity".

sarah

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> I think "I did it for the money. Fuck you" would have been sufficient.

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Though it does depress me that he'd be out of work for 6 months, so underutilized.

CrankYank

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> Reading Cross' blog.. A 1100 square feet apartment is "relatively small"? Really? Jeezus, 1100 square feet would be fairly roomy even by LA terms. OK, not movie-star-with-seven-figure-income LA terms, but at least working-actor-with-six-figure-income LA terms. Dude, chipmunks must make serious bank.

WendyKroy

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> David might find delicious shit easier to eat in a nice Holledaise sauce

NoGrumpys

]]> <![CDATA[David Cross Explains The Soul-Searching That Accompanied Cashing His 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' Paycheck]]> I'm just glad to hear Cross was taking shit for his involvement in said film.

metroville

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