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Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

Cultmember — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:06:07 PST

He's gotta lay off the Travolta-tech. His chest merkin doesn't look like it fits.

Cultmember

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

gwiliandre — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:24:05 PST

ooops...write those books.
Jesus, can't I spell anything correctly?
I'm gonna drop by the Scientology Celebrity Centre after I march tomorrow.

gwiliandre

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

gwiliandre — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:22:43 PST

What the good fuck is going on with Tom Mapplethorpe's mid-life torso? I'm talking about his own flesh-n-blood underneath the fat suit!!! DAAng.
Jesus doesn't like gluttony. And while we're at it, Jesus doesn't like bowl cuts either.
I pray that Jesus tells Mimi and Nicole to right those books post haste.
David Miss Cabbage must get Mapplthorpe back on the right track.
Hurry.

gwiliandre

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

BabylonSister — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:55:07 PST

@Garrison Dean: I haven't stopped laughing yet -- well done, sir!

Honestly, when all that this crapbag had going for him was good looks and he let them go...well, TC had better pray that Quentin Tarantino has a role in mind for him, or else they'll be paying for Suri's auditing with Dawson's Creek DVD residual money.

BabylonSister

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

Miss d — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 17:33:00 PST

People - I don't think that's make up...

Miss d

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

uncle_wiggly — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:06:05 PST

It's high time that somebody produced a James Lipton bio picture

uncle_wiggly

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

hhpeterson13 — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:20:30 PST

@NotReadyForPrimeTime: It's exactly why no one likes him anymore. Oh yeah, that and the self-righteous Scientology spewing. What a douchebag.

hhpeterson13

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

raincoaster — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:14:43 PST

Is that what they mean by "body thetans?" He should get them waxed.

raincoaster

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

gwendemarco — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:12:24 PST

Black long sleeved turtlenecks ARE actually slimming.

gwendemarco

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

ginnypotter — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:12:52 PST

Katie, it's not too late to have your lawyers renegotiate the terms of your indentured servitude. Knocking it down to 10 years might mean not having to wake up to the image forecasted in that picture. And by "wake up to", I mean look outside of your cage and see him taking aim with the tranq gun.

ginnypotter

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

gwendolyn — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:26:49 PST

Tom Cruise - the Tyrone Power of the late 20th century...

gwendolyn

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

Garrison Dean, King Awesome — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:16:45 PST

At least they can finally cast Carl for the Aqua Teen live action flick.

Garrison Dean, King Awesome

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:14:28 PST

I hear he's suing over this photograph. The man truly has no sense of humor.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:13:38 PST

Are we sure that Tom isn't going to be the one to fake the next pregnancy?

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

Sweet Panda Love — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:40:14 PST

Are we sure this isn't his natural state?

Sweet Panda Love

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

SOOVERIT — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:23:07 PST

He never completed me!

SOOVERIT

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

A-ron — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:20:23 PST

I'm pretty sure I saw him at the Faultline yesterday.

A-ron

Tom Cruise Acknowledges His Bear Fan Base

jetmore — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 11:09:52 PST

At least we know those moobs are Scientologist-approved.

jetmore