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The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

wrongsideofthefox — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:01:56 PDT

I'll say it since no one else has: Nobody gives a shit about your shitter, Whoopi.

wrongsideofthefox

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Hez — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:03:53 PDT

@Bufflekins: I can't take credit for digging that one out... it was VenusCloacina over on Gawker in the thread about the new strain of "SuperGays". "Razor Ramon" steals a fair bit from Chris Pontius' "Party Boy", but damn, I love the episode titles (i.e. "Hard Gay Sunrise").

Hez

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:19:45 PDT

@Hez: HARD GAY!!!!!!!

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Hez — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:39:54 PDT

@Bufflekins: My stint teaching Engrish was post-Toto, but amazingly, pre-cell phone and intertubes. They existed, of course, but almost nobody had 'em. ("Sunrise, sunset...")

What I really want to make it over here (besides www.hard-gay.org) are the beer vending machines, most of which operate on the "honour system" after last call and merely turn their lights off, but still dispense. (Heh. Foolish machines.) And I want them to be ergonomic, too. As one machine with a waist-level dispenser window described it (in Engrish, natch), "For the Ultimate in No-Bending Vending."

Don't think I haven't used that phrase in a variety of contexts since then.

Hez

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:20:34 PDT

@Hez: Oh, I meant to phrase it "by at least 2002." I'm sure they have been there a while. Now, why is it that we have polyphonic ringtones now, and square cars, but no Toto specials?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Old No.7 — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:29:29 PDT

Whoopi's toilet is so good, you can almost see her career circling the inside of it.

Old No.7

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Hez — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:20:04 PDT

@Bufflekins: Hellz, my fanny was getting pampered by simpler versions of this Tokyo wondershitter as far back as the early '90s.

This, however, would make me cry: [www.youtube.com]

Hez

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Content Tool — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:55:00 PDT

if the toilet could only also give you a reacharound, it would be worth every penny.

Content Tool

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

dukeneil — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:35:37 PDT

see, i always felt that baba wawa spent too much time talking period.

dukeneil

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:31:28 PDT

These toilets were standard in Tokyo as early as 2002. The heated toilet seat should be considered a basic standard for human living conditions.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

TurdsAndWhey — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:30:21 PDT

...fanny-pampering wondershitter...

Beautiful.

TurdsAndWhey

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

dutchtreat — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:29:54 PDT

Now that's a view I'd rather not think of.

dutchtreat

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

scroll_lock — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:29:09 PDT

@metroville: Is that how Tootie on Facts of Life got her name, too?

scroll_lock

The Ladies Of 'The View' Discuss Whoopi's Super-Toilet

metroville — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 13:06:59 PDT

Did you know that "Whoopi" earned her nickname as a child due to her persistent flatulence? It appears that, even to this day, she has not veered far from her source material.

Also: Gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross, gross.

metroville