<![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine: Best thing I've read in... forever!

LipstickLibrarian

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @TheStarterWife: Oh the Hanging-out-wid-Paris era is alive and well. They were seen out with da'diddy the night before the show...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @Little Mintz Sunshine: This one is going straight into the snark hall of fame, my friend!

Ultimately, it's hard to have compassion for a trainwreck when the train insists on wrecking itself despite the best efforts of its costumers and choreographers and backup dancers to make it look good. But, yes, 10 out of 10 for nice makeup! That's the one of the two areas of life in which Brit is superior to Anna Nicole (unless Brit gets even more careless with Sean Preston, and then the ladies will be almost even in attributes of complete failure in life).

BabylonSister

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @in_flyover_country: Five...

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @shag_carpet_bomb: Especially since she failed to lip-synch it -- the first two words of the song.

But her makeup was pretty!

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> I don't know, my expectations were appropriately set after I heard, "it's Britney, bitch" What was everyone else expecting?

shag_carpet_bomb

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> Get one of those bras with the gel sacs, empty them out and fill them with some kind of delicious beverage, run a tube around the back and up and out her little mike headset, and voila! Hands-free refresment!

Some kind of regulator which equalizes the drawdown from the tanks is necessary, or she may lose equilbrium and spin out of control.

weazel

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @GorgeousGeorge: I believe they used a sack of potatoes and a Lite Brite.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @TheStarterWife: A train wreck is highly entertaining, but all the wrong people make money on it. (As in, "not me".)

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> I don't know about the rest of you, but she is way more entertaining to me now than she was five years ago. I can't help but wonder what she'll do next. On the other hand, this might be my life of suburban drudgery catching up with me. I have to take care of my kids, but vicariously through Brit I can be a bad mom who parties all night and ignores all responsibilities.

I look to see her ten years from now "coming to a gentlemen's club near you."

in_flyover_country

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> I don't know why everyone keeps calling this a train wreck. This is the most entertainment Brit has provided us with in years, and including the hanging out with Paris era.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> Back-up dancers making Britney look bad again...Federline's Revenge!!!

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> Since it is unanimous now that her career is over, can we focus our efforts on destroying Kayne West next?

CatherineTrammell

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> @TedSez: I heart you.

dollywould

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> How realistic was the stand-in? Could she have been stuffed into the corset, slapped with a cheesy blonde wig, and passed as Britney in a pinch? Until I hear about how such alternatives were discussed, I refuse to believe MTV did all it could to mitigate the impending disaster.

GorgeousGeorge

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> Not wearing a corset was a good decision. The constricting garment may cause the poor girl to regurgitate the cocktails she imbibed before her show.

Don't want that.

teaser mare

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> "It sounds as if Ms. Spears might be suffering from symptoms of bipolar disorder," said Dr. Ted Sez, who is not a doctor and does not treat Britney. "The drinking, compulsive eating and exhibitionism could all be ways of self-medicating out-of-whack brain chemistry, while the depression followed by all-night partying is a common sign of mood swings."

When told of his recommendation to treat her problem medically, Britney replied, "Yay! Pills!"

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[The Britney Spears VMA Trainwreck Explained]]> Take it from me, Brit...it's not the drinking before work; it's the quality of the work you do while drunk.

Some of us just have a gift for the lifestyle, I guess.

Julio Allison

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