<![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Most powerful women? Aung San Suu Kyi is number 71. She isn't even powerful enough to get out of prison, even with the help of Jim Carey's manlocks.

Blahg

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> @OhNoKatie: That's THE iRaq, thank you.

GreatZardoz

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> @ForeverBlueGirl: Yeah, are we still pretending 'man' really means 'human' and that we're all too lazy to add a syllable?

HeatherNumber1

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Uhhm, and yet they're still using the antiquated 'chairman.' In J-school, it was chairwoman. That was like, critical to getting an A--learning AP style. Still scratching my head on this one.

ForeverBlueGirl

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Wait, I thought it was Amber from Survivor. Which was far more plausible. She doesn't have the Jews holding her back.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> I'm so sorry this isn't true.

DonPardoCalrissian

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> no one stated the obvious- Ophra has a penis.
I also call my penis a vgay-gay.


princeCapsaicin

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> As if Miss Teen South Carolina has ever heard of Germany. Oprah kicks all their wang-lacking bods off the list. Such as iRaq.


OhNoKatie

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Looks like they corrected the list and replaced Amber with Melinda Gates. But really, is donating billions to fight malaria really more important than having your mundane life broadcast on national television?

demetria23

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> "Big Brother" contestant Daniele heard about this outrage, and got her daddy Dick to burn Amber with cigarettes and offer to rape her corpse.
(Don't blame me... these are actual events from CBS' favorite summertime family-hour show.)

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Laura Bush is on this list? Elucidative of what kind of power. . .the power to wear maddeningly soporific Oscar de la Renta suits? The power to bake incredibly delicious kitchen-sink cookies? The power to redefine, nay, OWN, the phrase "blank stare"?

Can we replace her with Tina Fey? The First Lady of Comedy? Laura is just such a bust at parties.

hownowbrowncow

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> The only thing keeping Amber from being #1 is the Jews, natch.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> @major disaster: dude, david geffen's pissed

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> I'm glad they clarified Queen Elizabeth's occupation.

major disaster

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> some web writer is getting fired.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> All kidding aside, where the fuck is Brooke Hogan??

StylusPictures

]]> <![CDATA[Forbes' List Of Most Powerful Penis-Lackers Contains Some Surprises]]> Made me look. Well played.

nojo

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