Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt - Defamer Comments

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Shumina — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:36:59 PDT

@InkStainedWretch: If there's a difference, it gets lost in my morning commute at the breakneck pace of nine miles in one hour.

Shumina

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

hotrod — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:52:25 PDT

Please don't reference Perez on Defamer. It's insulting.

hotrod

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

InkStainedWretch — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 13:15:31 PDT

@Shumina: There's a difference between "sass" and "snark," no? The former is why I read defamer.com every morning, and the latter is why I occasionally support the flyover states' desire to nuke this burg and start over. But visiting the Grove on a weekend has the same effect on me, so perhaps I have a low tolerance.

InkStainedWretch

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Shumina — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 12:26:29 PDT

@InkStainedWretch: Why? We don't even lay off the sass when they don't totally fail at killing themselves.

Shumina

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Little Mintz Sunshine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:44:17 PDT

@Le Retour de la revanche de la Nouvelle Vague: "...Wilson is one of the best partners you can get in a comedy..."

Break out the dull paring knives and the generic Tylenol PM, people.

Little Mintz Sunshine

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Le Retour de la revanche de la Nouvelle Vague — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:38:27 PDT

He may have attempted suicide or it might be PR for an accidental drug overdose. In either case, it's sad as Wilson is one of the best partners you can get in a comedy (even if Ben Stiller uses him a little too much as a comic relief in recent unfunny comedies).

Le Retour de la revanche de la Nouvelle Vague

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

gwendemarco — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 11:08:36 PDT

Wait, isn't Senor Lisanti taking a much-needed vacation right now? Hmmmmm

gwendemarco

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

InkStainedWretch — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:56:19 PDT

Dude tried to KILL HIMSELF, you guys. Maybe we should all try to live the soulless Hollywood stereotype a wee bit less and lay off the snark?

Even if the penis-nose comment did make me spit coffee all over my computer screen.

InkStainedWretch

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Little Mintz Sunshine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:51:31 PDT

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time."

Either B.S. is actually from South Carolina or a bit selfish in not considering how this will look on a t-shirt.

Little Mintz Sunshine

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

shutz — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:49:40 PDT

You would think he was the Wilson Brother getting offered roles opposite Jessica Simpson.

shutz

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

rtisovec — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:39:44 PDT

I don't know iff he was watching the Royal Tenenbaums, but The Big Bounce was running on HBO this weekend, and made me want to do the same thing.

rtisovec

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Shumina — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:20:24 PDT

How many bottles of Butterscotch Glue are we talkin' about here if he pulls a Kobain?

Shumina

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

NotReadyForPrimeTime — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:50:02 PDT

Maybe now he'll get his nose fixed.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

busterbluth — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:48:39 PDT

The Butterscotch Stallion will ride again!

busterbluth

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Sweet Panda Love — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:44:45 PDT

Aw, we love the Butterscotch Stallion. But seriously, dude, was he watching Royal Tenenbaums and getting ideas? Did he have Elliott Smith playing in the background?

Sweet Panda Love

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

micke — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:57:42 PDT

Perhaps he was overcome with feelings of guilt. Given that he has been able to enjoy a career in Hollywood despite having no talent, a nasally drone/whine, and a face that sucks lemons 24/7.

micke

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Old No.7 — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:53:42 PDT

Perhaps he sobered up enough to look in the mirror, and finally realized that his nose looked like a penis?

Old No.7

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

yellojkt — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:36:03 PDT

Cruel GawkerMedia taunting claims its first victim. Keep up the good work.

yellojkt

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

gwendemarco — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:10:30 PDT

Sad. However, this does make the Sheens look as if they have it all figured out.

gwendemarco

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

scroll_lock — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:04:50 PDT

Ok, so Perez didn't originate the typo but was compelled to repeat it? Excellent journalism.

I'm just wondering how long before he does the obligatory photo of Wilson being hauled out on a stretcher with splooge dripping from his loins/chin/slit wrist.

scroll_lock

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

no.darling — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:44:41 PDT

Look, Perez is very busy outting gay and dead people. he can't be bothered with small details such as how many left wrists a celebrity has.

no.darling

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Little Mintz Sunshine — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:38:54 PDT

The Butterscotch Stallion rolls with his own criminal defense attorney?

And pills? Way too Valley of the Dolls for me.

Little Mintz Sunshine

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

nowmedusa — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:10:34 PDT

Oops, I rushed to judgment in blaming Perez for that typo. Looks like the STAR piece quoted here also refers to Wilson having multiple left wrists.

nowmedusa

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Juancho — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:19:38 PDT

Butterscotch Stallion
With flowing mane of blonde locks
Grow on hoof, grow on

-----

Seriously, hope the dude's okay.

Juancho

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

nowmedusa — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:03:15 PDT

Perez may have figured out the reason - his report says that Wilson cut his "left wrists." I am sure that having to hide the physical deformity of two left hands has been a huge burden.

nowmedusa

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

EvilMinion — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:56:42 PDT

@BunnySkull: I think you called it. I always got the cokehead vibe from him.

EvilMinion

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Trixie from Toronto — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 05:31:06 PDT

Surely this can't be about the Kate Hudson-Dax thing?

Trixie from Toronto

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

LittleMissPartlyCloudy — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:16:03 PDT

Further proof that celebrities are 99.99% of the time, amazingly messed up.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

BunnySkull — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:05:30 PDT

What could he possibly have to be depressed over?

Except maybe he was having a coke crash and got stuck watching Shanghai Noon on Starz! I might take to many pills too.

Negative points for girly superficial wrist slitting attempt, doesn't he get enough attention for being a celeb?

BunnySkull

Owen Wilson Reportedly Hospitalized For Suicide Attempt

Sleepyhead — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:49:29 PDT

Aw. Sad face.

Sleepyhead