David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival - Defamer Comments

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

gwiliandre — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 18:49:07 PDT

An assistant to a certain Jenny claims he developed a helluva bladder infection and cranky kidneys from *having to hold it* all the live long day. Same kidney compromised soldier was ejaculated when T Cruise made eye contact with him.
Betcha he'd be more than pleased to make the Becks feel more than welcome.
All the alleged winge-ing....JESUS H POSH-TITS, you can slide downstairs fetch your dry cleaning, grab some organic goods and smoke a fag on the lawn without leaving the headquarters new complex. Heard David *Miss Cabbage*, dear friend of TCruise has been milling about.

gwiliandre

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

fortunado — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 18:19:34 PDT

Unless he shows up with his hilariously Whitechapel wife, there's no need to worship the disappearing sideways man. Two years - he's finished, they're divorced and she's got a faux-Ab Fab sitcom co-starring Heather Graham.

fortunado

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

Caroline Bingley — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:53:28 PDT

They did the same thing back at Wilshire...when the Beckhams visited they dragged the minions out to hoot and holler. Needless to say, after the hollerin' was done, the minions were shoved back to their cages and disinvited from the ensuing wine and cheese.

Caroline Bingley

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

beaumontjones — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:58:58 PDT

There's professional soccer in the U.S.? I seriously thought it was just middle school girls.

beaumontjones

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

Victor Ward — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:55:19 PDT

I would fellate David Beckham - mass or otherwise.

Victor Ward

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

Colonel Mustard — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 17:19:45 PDT

Yeah, that sounds suspiciously like all those "hide and seek" games I'd play with my sister, where I would end up standing in the closet for six hours till my mom got home.

Colonel Mustard

David Beckham Disappoints CAA Minions Forced To Show Genuine Enthuiasm For His L.A. Arrival

Soy Bomb — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 16:00:13 PDT

This is confusing. So was CAA's plan to have Beckham come in and walk up six flights of assistant crowded stairs to his meet and greet?

I suspect that CAA did bring Beckham in, but hid the ugly, non-Armani clad assistants in the stairwell lest the Golden Booted one be forced to interact with the lowly support staff.

Soy Bomb