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Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion

DaniintheValley — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:11:16 PDT

So, the closest we have to a Kiefer sighting this week is Chad Lowe at the BED...BATH....AND BEYOND! (I've always thought store name works best when delivered in Don LaFontaine trailer voice.)

Poor Chad...can't even buy a Mr. Coffee in peace.

DaniintheValley

Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion

Belle74 — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:04:58 PDT

@Porkypine420: I agree PorkyPine - up until the last sentence of the last sighting. When I laughed out loud. Nicely done. Otherwise, what a snooze-fest. Life just isn't the same without Kiefer around.

Belle74

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chrisbarrett — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 21:20:14 PDT

I just wanted to make a quick correction. The sighting of Efren Ramirez at the Transformers premiere was actually Efren's twin brother Carlos Ramirez. Efren was in Vancouver at the time shooting National Lampoon's Ratko.

chrisbarrett

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Panqueque — Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:25:40 PDT

@BabylonSister: Aww... I believe the Jonah Hill one (he's hilarious!) and the Peter Cambor one was too long/boring/insulting to Peter to be from his publicist. If anything, that might have been Rachael Harris' publicist, but I kinda doubt it.

And @Porkypine420: Agreed.
Where the hell is Keanu? I miss the wearing a motorcycle helmet indoors stories.

Panqueque

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Porkypine420 — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:39:45 PDT

worst. privacy. watch. ever.

Porkypine420

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raincoaster — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 18:45:57 PDT

Rootin' tootin' Wayne Newton? That is teh awesum.

re: hair. It's dyed, but probably all his. All that Native blood, ya know.

raincoaster

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Trackback — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:56:48 PDT

Throw a fork in any direction in this town, and you'll hit a celebrity. Preferably one who deserves to get forked. See a star or starlet stuff their face? Don't be shy. Hit us with it. MOZZA: Funny guy Jack Black was having lunch with a couple "non-famous" looking guys at the pizzeria yesterday.

Trackback

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BlowHarder — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 17:18:30 PDT

So that Transformers thing ... were there no females in attendance, or is our Bay-fellating correspondent just blind to the double-X? I suppose if I want to hook up this weekend, I'll just have to hang out at Ratatouille.

BlowHarder

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Mel Gibstein — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:57:17 PDT

@BabylonSister: I was going to point out the flaw in premiere sightings, but I thought the Bay-Boozed Bro-mance more troubling.

Mel Gibstein

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BabylonSister — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:46:17 PDT

If sightings on a studio lot are not in the true spirit of PrivacyWatch, wtf are we doing with movie premiere sightings? Isn't the idea to see celebs and celebutards in their natural habitat, not the zoo that is a red carpet event?

Also, I call shenanigans on both the Peter Cambor and Jonah Hill posts. No need for forensics to spot the publicist (or Peter and Jonah) fingerprints on these corpses.

BabylonSister

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TedSez — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:32:33 PDT

"Hey, Hil, congrats on all those big movie roles!"

"Thanks, Chad... Are they bringing you back on '24' next year?"

"Um... well... actually, I'm not sure.... Say, do you have one of those 20-percent-off coupons I could use?"

TedSez

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Mel Gibstein — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:47:52 PDT

Getting shitty with Bay and smothering him with weird compliments ("Hey dude! Nice chest hair!") is bad.

Getting shitty with Bay and bragging about it? Really bad.

Getting shitting with Bay, bragging about it, apologizing to him online AND telling him his movie "rocked"?

Seek help immediately.

Mel Gibstein

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nick_r — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:35:20 PDT

That Wentworth Miller line was hysterical. The guy doesn't even break character in the off-season.

nick_r

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OneWag — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:23:40 PDT

Since I have a Sino-Vietnamese boyfriend, I recognize the cadence of the Cambor-sighting's writer. Honey, was that you? You swore it was OVER! That you'd never meet HIM at Urth Caffe again!

The giveaway is the Rachael Harris tie-in. You didn't even know who she was till I took you to the Fat Actress afterparty!

OneWag

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Limmo — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 15:17:03 PDT

A friend who attended the McCartney Amoeba show told me that Cybill Shepherd showed up, huffily demanded that six tickets be produced for her out of thin air, and proceeded to have a complete nervous breakdown when she was only given four. Given the choice of seeing Paul McCartney or this, I would probably have to flip a coin.

Said friend also told me she saw Barry Diller outside, looking shocked that little people got to go inside and he didn't.

Limmo

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nolongerinacubiclestillawhore — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:59:16 PDT

@Miss Anne Thrope: Ha! I was thinking the same thing. "He looked really really familiar", yet they had to do six degrees of Rice Cake Commercial?

nolongerinacubiclestillawhore

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Miss Anne Thrope — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:39:37 PDT

That Peter Cambor sighting was lame and seems fake. Who cares? Here's a word for you: Edit.

Miss Anne Thrope