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Sean Penn Cruises Near Beverly Hills Real Estate Boom Casualty

myoungpeter — Sat, 05 May 2007 20:02:10 PDT

Oddly enough, I have more connections in Romania than I do in LA. I'll see what I can do.

myoungpeter

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sonjahenie — Sat, 05 May 2007 16:58:34 PDT

Yes, please find out when Kiefer returns from Romania (if indeed that is where he is) because (1) I need something to look forward to (sad, isn't it) and (2) KieferWatch will officially recommence at that point.

sonjahenie

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indieprod — Sat, 05 May 2007 15:45:45 PDT

Damn, I'm working in Hawaii and can't join the Where's-Kiefer-in-my-hood barcrawl. I'll let you know if he shows up on "Lost"....

indieprod

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indieprod — Sat, 05 May 2007 15:44:37 PDT

Hi - I was indieprod but now I can't log on. I seem to remember some kind of comments shakeup a while back, but I'm in Hawaii working - and I'm Lost in more ways than one! Please hook me back up or let me get a new commenter name....I must join the Kiefer thread...

indieprod

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lorem ipsum — Sat, 05 May 2007 13:43:44 PDT

that monica lewinsky story sounds like it was translated through babelfish. i read the words but they mean nothing to me.

lorem ipsum

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MartyPants — Sat, 05 May 2007 09:49:58 PDT

@Bufflekins: Thanks for covering the Dresden. Surely, we can rope Elayne into the surveillance crew she and Marty are there.

MartyPants

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MartyPants — Sat, 05 May 2007 09:38:09 PDT

I guess that leaves the longshot to me. I'm on my way to Romania. Just need to watch Borat a few more times for some insight. Wish me luck!

MartyPants

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BabylonSister — Fri, 04 May 2007 22:47:49 PDT

Um, I met Kiefer's accountant today. Does that help anyone?

BabylonSister

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BlowHarder — Fri, 04 May 2007 22:02:38 PDT

Hey HeidiHo, didn't you used to be quite the party planner over at L.A. Linkup? And now you're cruising the back alleys of Defamer. Is that a step up or down?

BlowHarder

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gwendemarco — Fri, 04 May 2007 19:27:34 PDT

@LAGirl: I'll start working the bushes behind oh, any bar on Vermont, and roll my way south down the alley. Can someone work north? Kiefer sandwich.

gwendemarco

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LAGirl — Fri, 04 May 2007 18:56:01 PDT

@TheStarterWife:

sign me up for the Tiki Ti/KieferWatch 2007. who's thirsty??

LAGirl

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dollywould — Fri, 04 May 2007 18:01:09 PDT

@IBentMyWookie-v2: Your bravery will not go unrewarded.

dollywould

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Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Fri, 04 May 2007 18:01:07 PDT

@heidiho: I'm in, I'll bring smokes. StarterWife brings the vodka.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

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IBentMyWookie-v2 — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:55:00 PDT

@MurderOnTheirMinds:
Thank god someone else brought it up; I didn't want to be banned for bringing him up in every Privacywatch post.

Now, the plan sounds feasible, but just to make sure everything's covered, I'll take care of Toronto in case he decides to visit his mom.

Yes, I'll even check effing Yorkville. Now that is love.

IBentMyWookie-v2

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dollywould — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:54:14 PDT

OK, on a serious note. I think Defamer needs to have some sort of commenter part-ay so we can all meet in person. I'll bring cookies.

dollywould

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Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:51:37 PDT

Count me in for Kiefer detail...I have to go to the Dres tonight, actually. I'll put out some feelers. He probably knows his abs set the world on fire and he should get out of town for a while. I'm sure Jess and Jewel were stalking him.

I do have a Vintage KieferWatch. My friend looks a lot like Paul Bunyan, and once Kiefer came up to him in a bar (natch) and started hugging him saying "You're so gigantic! I love you!" and then pulled away and said "But I'm afraid of you!" He kept on like this for five minutes.

I am so jealous of this story.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

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sonjahenie — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:48:37 PDT

@TheStarterWife:

In my dreams, Keifer definitely does go south...

sonjahenie

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:13:28 PDT

@sonjahenie: Do you want Cobra and Matadors? I know its all the way down on Sunset, but the man must go south from time to time.

(Wow, that sounded hot. Sorry for what I did there.)

TheStarterWife

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dollywould — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:10:15 PDT

We need to set up some type of Kiefer code word/text message to check in.

I'll be LostBoyz76.

dollywould

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sonjahenie — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:07:38 PDT

@Ernst Stavro Blofeld:

You forgot Figaro -- where he most often is, I believe. And, hey, don't I get a KieferWatch detail?

sonjahenie

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TheStarterWife — Fri, 04 May 2007 17:02:38 PDT

@Mel Gibstein: That is what I was going to say. Who's covering the Drawing Room other than the coke dealers?

And you might need someone in Tiki Ti or Parma, in case he goes too far abroad.

(Me? I'll take House of Pies, in case he wants a hot turkey sandwich and to visit Charlie Kaufman's muses.)

TheStarterWife

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Mel Gibstein — Fri, 04 May 2007 16:31:43 PDT

@Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Wait....no one's doing to cover The Drawing Room? And someone needs to walk up and down Hillhurst. Be sure to check in the bushes on the side of the road as he may be unconscious, covered in his own filth.

Mel Gibstein

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poltergeist — Fri, 04 May 2007 16:13:20 PDT

MurderOnTheirMinds and myoungpeter don't despair. Kiefer was last sighted in New York and is probably on his way to Romania to film Mirrors. So, unless Mark starts allowing PrivacyWatch sightings from Europe wewill have to wait for his occasional trip back here.

poltergeist

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Fri, 04 May 2007 16:11:06 PDT

People, people, people - Please calm down about Keifer. Remember what Yoda said to Obi-Wan: "Use your feelings and find him you will"

In that spirit, here's what we do tonight from 7:00 pm - 2:00 am: HeidiHo takes Ye Rustic, I'll park it at the 4100, MurderOnTheirMinds can hit the Dresden, and myoungpeter can have The Good Luck Bar. We can repeat tomorrow night, so long as we have a volunteer to cover the day shift at Ye Rustic (where he's actually most likely to turn up).

Okay...BREAK!

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

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dollywould — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:53:26 PDT

I can't believe that I have lived in Los Feliz for more than three years and I've STILL never seen Kiefer. However, I do see that Office Space guy (the Jump to Conclusions inventor) all.the.time.

dollywould

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sonjahenie — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:48:37 PDT

@MurderOnTheirMinds:

Yes, I noticed his absence. He may just be out of town -- let's hope. I would miss reading about his Vermont Ave.-based escapades dreadfully.

sonjahenie

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Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:31:18 PDT

Oooo, sighting the Stallion while eating that Bi-Rite ice cream sounds very delicious. Oh, and it's DOlores Park.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

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myoungpeter — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:24:12 PDT

I'm worried about this Kiefer thing, too. If he's given up drinking, I'm giving up Kiefer.

myoungpeter

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dollywould — Fri, 04 May 2007 15:05:24 PDT

Oh, that Jessica Biel sighting... Good job, publicist!

dollywould

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BabylonSister — Fri, 04 May 2007 14:58:28 PDT

Thanks for the Valley travelogue, Fashion Square zipper! If only there were a celebrity involved, but I guess I'd have to sift through your recommendations of where to go when there's a big line at Art's Deli in order to find out that you might have seen the Lewinskys.

BabylonSister

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MartyPants — Fri, 04 May 2007 14:57:07 PDT

Tell me I'm not the only one worried about Kiefer.

MartyPants