<![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'? - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'? - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> I will pour sulfuric acid into my eyes and shatter my ear drums with an ice pick before I ever watch one second of this show.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> INT. ABC OFFICES - BURBANK

SETH and JOEL looks into the darkened inner sanctum of STEVE MCPHERSON, seeing only the sad, disillusioned silhouette of TV's once most happiest, ice-cream scoopiest, top executive/everyman.

SETH: Jeez, dude looks down. It's only a pilot.

JOEL: I heard he hearts those cave monkeys more than he ever hearted the Desperate Housewives.

Steve lets out a loan moan and begins to sob.

STEVE: They just don't get it. My cavemen. Why?

JOEL: Fro-yo?

SETH: Yeah, let's scoot. This is pathfuckingetic.


gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> "Ironically, amidst the mad rush of script ABC developed this season was one of the funniest half hours I ever read... and they didn't order THAT script in favor of this depth charge which could be the first pilot to actually hurt an auto insurance company."

Hmm. I wonder who wrote THAT script?

Ted Striker

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> @Everybody Likes Pandas: I've read the script. It's worse than the Star Wars holiday special, and even more nonsensical. SRSLY.

s00p3rm4n

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> I'm struggling to place much stock in the opinion of the guy who didn't figure out that the Geico cavemen were a metaphor for minorities until the 22-minute pilot.

James J. Dunkin

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> I'm DEFINITELY watching it now. It's gonna be awesome.

Star Wars Christmas Special Youtube

Greg Johnson

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> You want a good commercial turned TV series? Burger King.

POW! Millions of households right there, baby.

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> Why not just title it Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and call it a day?

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> Who cares about the Caveman backstory? Just drop them in fully formed (ala Buffy's sister) and let us enjoy their slightly 1980's, fish-out-of-water charm.

Dr. Spaceman, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> It sounds a lot like Idiocracy, from the other side's point of view. Which would explain why it's so truly awful an idea and why someone thought it would work.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> There's no way this Caveman show can be bad. The 30 second commercials have more content packed into them than any 30 minute show on network TV and probably more content than the entire runs of the King of Queens or that series with the mullet-topped Jim Belushi. I can't wait for their sidesplitting antics.

uncle_wiggly

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> Wow...two days in a row discussing the Star Wars Holiday Special?

It's not THAT elusive, though Lucas has sworn that it's his civic duty to destroy every copy in existence.

Mel Gibstein

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> Wow! I thought this was going to be really great and...HEY! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY CRACK PIPE? WHO MOVED MY CRACK PIPE?

@LickyDisco: Funny you should ask - I posted this yesterday:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=asnVcbWQ2cg

It is, if possible, actually worse than you've heard. Copies used to be available on eBay, but seemingly no more.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> I was hoping that CBS would greenlight a rival show: "The Allstate Stance." (alternate title: the Good Handjobs People) with President Palmer hisownself.

Then NBC would feel compelled to really up the stakes and give the stupid Gecko a mini-series.

Ben

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> So, "unsolicited submissions" are a step closer to being "accepted"? There is a positive here...

Jonny Bronson

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> I'd kill to have that Star Wars Christmas Special. It's like the elusive Bigfoot, or some such.

But that Caveman show? How could it not stink up the joint?

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> OK, but maybe you're just not READING it funny.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> i haven't been this disappointed since "baywatch nights" went off the air.

sigh.

the cajun boy

]]> <![CDATA['Cavemen' Review: Maybe ABC Was Going For 'Astoundingly Awful'?]]> But Geico must be loving this! It's the first car wreck that nobody wants to cash in on.

KarenUhOh

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