<![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @NotReadyForPrimeTime: He'll get right on it. As soon as he heals his career.

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> To Xenu:

Point taken. I would like to see John Travolta heal his own hairline.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @NotReadyForPrimeTime: This is a religion based on airing your dirty laundry while holding electrified soup cans, founded by a penny-a-word science fiction writer who claimed mankind evolved from clams. So hey, if you believe that, then why not believe you can heal people by pointing and using John Travolta's scary awesome mental powers?

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> To DukeLaCrosse:

From what I hear, sometimes those "assists" simply consist of POINTING AT the victim. How this is supposed to help an injured person is beyond me.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Creepy-ass $cientologists.......I love how they call massages "assists".

DukeLaCrosse

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @Xenu: Forshame, Xenu! You know how Scientology frowns on raping babies.

Or do they encourage it? Maybe Jenna Elfman was suggesting that the guy with the tee-shirt hadn't raped enough babies.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @StaringatScreen: Dakota et al already have old lady stank on them. I hear he's been sending stuffed animals and heart-shaped boxes of graham crackers to Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> NRFPT is correct, at least if he married one of the Fanning sisters he would have a wife that was shorter than him for once.

StaringatScreen

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @Everybody Likes Pandas: Ooooooh, cursed hellbeast. I likie! Forever more he shall be known by that name.

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> http://defamer.com/hollywood/tom-cruise/scientology-power-... href="#c1341003">LickyDisco: Maybe Tom is just a snarling werewolf who can't be photographed. Or is that vampires? Or Scientologists? I get my cursed hellbeasts confused.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @Xenu: That happened last week with the story on Tiny Tom's contribution of some center or workshop or whatever that gives massages and other therapies to Ground Zero workers - either on Jalopnik or Gawker. I made a comment on how positively demonic he looked in the photo they ran, and the next day when I went back to see other comments, the photo was was replaced with a different one. Coincidence? I think not. Let the conspiracy theories begin...

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Damn you, Us! Did that second-rate People clone (and that's a pretty low blow right there) lawyer the photo (to which my and others' comments refer) off the site?!

Okay, I'm offically starting my own new no-one-can-stop us religion, the Church of Lawyerology. It's just the boilerplate $cientology pyramid scheme crap, but without the sci-fi mumbo-jumbo, and, as our uniforms will be Armani - it's an attorney church, so how can they be anything else? - we'll be way more stylish than the Sea Org.

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> To Everybody Likes Pandas:

I think Lacey Chabert is too old. Maybe Dakota Fanning, or, even better, her little sister Elle.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> @heidiho: Exactly...make a deal with the devil and you're bound to get burned.

No offense, Xenu...nothing but love here!

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Is it just me, or is Katie's face rapidly morphing into Mimi Rogers'?

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> She couldn't have possibly thought this would end well, could she?

heidiho

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Love the photo.

No Way Out ... except maybe Thelma and Louise style.

invalid-username

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Two years into the billion year contract and she's already balking? Cut this one loose, Tom! I hear Lacey Chabert is available.

Sweet Panda Love

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> I love the photo. She's finally mastered the Nicole Face™, that hard, icy No one's watching, so I want a whiskey , and I want this f***ing hobbit to crawl up his own ass look Ms. Kidman would harden into in the last years of their wedded bliss whenever she didn't realize she was on camera. If you could put an Ibsen play entirely onto one woman's face, there it is.

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> That "in love with Tom" part is a new way to spin it. Otherwise, it is the same old story.

IKnowThings

]]> <![CDATA[Scientology Power Couples Fight Over Parenting Philosophies, Just Like Us!]]> Props to the super-happy photo of Alec Baldwin accompanied by the rather incongruous caption, "What Made Him Snap".

metroville

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