<![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> The reason Sandra's film didn't open bigger is that all the chicks are watching 300...for the third time.

Um. No reason I know that.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> I'm too transfixed by the 12 pack of the warrior to be amusing.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> The Wu Tang Clan does Twenty Seven Samurai.

phil anderson

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Eddie Murphy in 400 Blows. Double entendre infinite possibilities.

Dansmiley

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Imagane the box office if the 300 was historically accurate and showed the Spartans fighting completely naked except for helmets, greaves, and (ahem) long spears!

Dragonwolf

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Who knew there was such a void in the female- movie-going segment of the market? Leave it to Sandra B. to fill said void with such tepidity.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> @nojo: No, you're thinking of Le Negus de la Pleine Lune

Arken

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> I'm holding out for Mo'nique in a remake of À Bout de Souffle

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> @Arken: Is that the one where Wallace Shawn reprises his role as the Grand Nagus?

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> I love you Nick_R. That was well played.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> And let's not forget The Rules of The Game, starring The Game.

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> My Life As Snoop Dog?

Reviser

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> I will not rest until I see Chris Tucker remake the Godard classic, "Pierrot le fou".

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Oh, and of course, we can't leave out My Dinner With Andre 3000

Arken

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Bernie Mac spies something in a photo he took -- leading to hilarity! -- in "Blowin' It Up."

King of Pants

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> However, thanks to his sterling work in Shrek and Shrek II, Eddie Murphy is still a go to voice the CGI version of Bresson's Au Hasard Balthazar.

Fred Allen

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Followed by Martin Lawrence in Au Revoir Les Big Mama's Enfants.

Arken

]]> <![CDATA[Monday Morning Box Office: Beware Greeks Bearing Suspiciously Well-Defined Abdominals]]> Sadly, Daily Variety reports today that New Line is scaling back on Cedric The Entertainers's remake of Louis Malle's 'Lacombe Lucien'.

Gregoire

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