<![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Winona needs to come live with me.

not bill maher.

Moonshine Mike

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> My whole world is shattered. I really believed that story I read a couple months ago about the kid that broke the masturbation world record. I weeped with joy for him. I emailed the story to my friends and family. I linked to it from my website (the company one, natch), and now I learn it's all fake.

This just in. Phil Anderson overdoses on a dozen sleeping pills, depressed and hurt by internet trickery.

phil anderson

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> The only pic missing from the Bill Maher ager was one of the Crypt Keeper.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> See girls, that's what going out with Bill Maher will drive you to do - there's no crawl space under THAT low . . .

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Well, she did star in "Heathers", after all.

priestess

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Great, another 30-something actress woefully attempting to upstage the younger, wilder, more "vulnerable" 20-something girls. Yawn.

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> That hyphen between the "two" and "dozen" cries out "fake journo."

Morningstar

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> mid-30's suicide: don't do it.

ltflux

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> @MrPeepers:

She was seen HANGING OUT WITH BILL MAHER!

If that isn't a cry for help then I do not know what is.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Sweet sting of irony! This rumor had to originate from someone watching too much Heathers on TBS.

"Suicide gave Heather depth, Kurt a soul, and Ram a brain. I don't know what it's given me, but I have no control over myself when I'm with J.D. Are we going to prom or to hell?"

MisterMuggles

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Having seen her "act" how would you know if she were dead or alive?

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Also -- "in what appears to be an apparent suicide"?

If you're going to pull a hoax, at least find SOMEONE capable of not mangling the English language to write your release.

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Would Howard K. Stern get custody of all the stuff she stole?

nick_r

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> If it's true, her soul finally caught up with her career.

Midge

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Assuming it's fake - You'd think they go for a more emotionally disturbed/fragile celebutard to hoax about.

MrPeepers

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Winona Ryder Almost Certainly Still Alive After Hoax Suicide Report]]> Sadly, this would only make her semi-interesting.

Little Mintz Sunshine

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