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UPDATE: Breaking: Britney Spears Goes To Rehab, Comes Right Back Out

LRM216 — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:12:19 PST

They frowned upon her fishnets and thong only apparel - so she bolted. Didn't like the dress code.

LRM216

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MrPeepers — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 18:07:45 PST

It wasn't the program that made her cave, it was the "No Cheetos, Ring-Dings, or Hostess Hootey Hos" rule that was the last straw ( a girl can only be expected to sacrifice so much)

MrPeepers

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raincoaster — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 17:33:56 PST

28 Minutes.

raincoaster

UPDATE: Breaking: Britney Spears Goes To Rehab, Comes Right Back Out

Scout — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:51:57 PST

To be fair, the rehab center was probably full. You've got Mel Gibson, Mark Foley, Lindsay Lohan, Isaiah Washington, Kate Moss, Robin Williams, Miss USA, and Keith Urban in there already.

Scout

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Readsforaliving — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:51:32 PST

This was doomed from the start. First, there's the criteria for admission. 1) Over the age of 18 years. Check. 2) Medically and Psychiatrically stable to participate in our program. Um...ookay, whatever. 3) Prepared and motivated to participate in a recovery program. Y'all, I'm outta here!

Too bad. You gotta love a $20K rehab center that takes Discover.

Readsforaliving

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TootieFields — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:25:41 PST

And here I thought no one would ever usurp Lindsey for Most Half-assed Rehab Attempt. Go New Britney 07!

TootieFields

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sanson — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:33:54 PST

Drive-thru rehab!
What'll they think of next?

sanson

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nick_r — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:25:19 PST

I heard Britney now has a biker t-shirt reading:

"Hyde doesn't want me... Wonderland's afraid I'll take over"

nick_r

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mediahohoho — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:24:21 PST

Gosh, celebs are just a lot better than us other folks at things like, you know, dealing with their substance abuse issues. Actually, in celebrity time, 24 hours is a long time to be in rehab.

mediahohoho

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nojo — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:04:16 PST

Do they have an In 'n' Out Rehab for smokers? Cause I'm jonesing right now.

nojo

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Little Mintz Sunshine — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:58:23 PST

C'mon, be fair, she probably missed her kids.

Little Mintz Sunshine

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Dansmiley — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:58:02 PST

Ever notice how all elite private schools in LA have rehab names? Crossroads, Wonderland, The Willows, etc. Don't know why I mention it here. Just a thought.

Dansmiley

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Ben — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:51:38 PST

It takes me the whole ten days, PLUS a couple of two day followups. Every. damn. time.

Gonna be laughing about Layla (and Eric Clapton having a rehab. Is it next door to the Floydian "Wish you were Here" rehab?)

Ben

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ellagood — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:51:02 PST

Actually, Ted, they just kept playing "Cocaine" and that was just really fucking cruel.

That's why I left.

ellagood

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TedSez — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:48:01 PST

She was in Eric Clapton's Crossroads rehab center in Antigua, but checked out less than 24 hours later.

She would have stayed longer, but she just couldn't stand hearing "Layla" on the facility's loudspeakers one more time.

TedSez

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hughman — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:45:33 PST

god it took me longer to read this then she was actually in rehab.

hughman

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FarfelFershtayst — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:43:10 PST

The European rehab was a douche.

FarfelFershtayst

UPDATE: Breaking: Britney Spears Goes To Rehab, Comes Right Back Out

spankhaus — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:13:52 PST

Aaaand checked back out, apparently.

spankhaus