<![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You! - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> Now we know why Qantas has never had a crash!

Greasy Thumb Guzik

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> I mean, it's not like the customer was complaining...

and this is why male actors should never marry women much too old for them. They just get all desperate when it breaks up. If he'd been fucking nubile starlets for the past twenty years he wouldn't even think about banging stewardesses.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> This woman should not be fired. She should be given a medal.

picardia

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> NotReadyForPrimeTime>

QANTAS is an acronym for Queensland and Northern Territory Air Services.

And ok, they fly abit further than that these days - but hey - we Australians are sentimental, and also like to fuck with peoples minds.

AND it's just Koala.

They are marsupials, not ursa.

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As for Mr Fiennes joining the mile high club - I thought the rules were:

1. Not someone you know,
2. Not in the toilets, and
3. Don't screw the crew.

So I suppose 1 outta 3 shows interest, but no winged badge...

Miss d

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> Can I nominate Ralph Fiennes as an additional potential father for Anna Nicole's baby? He's seems quite frisky with the ladies, and clearly she had some rather casual standards. It could be possible.

Dannielynn Hope Marshall-Smith-Stern-Birkhead-Von Anhault-Fiennes.

It just roles off the tongue.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> And why are they calling it a scandal? I'd call it an achievement. Always with the scandal.....

Dansmiley

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> My apartment is the size of a Qantas bathroom and I still manage to have sex. With myself, but still.

Dansmiley

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> How come "Qantas" doesn't have a "U" after the "Q"? That Koala bear is not a very good speller.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> I hope she had the presence of mind to get Daniel Craig's phone number from Ralph or Rafe or whatever-his-name-is.

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> You'd never try this on United. Their first class is crewed by AARP. Unless you were into granny-shagging of course...

pimpmyPR

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> Getting the sack for being in the sack? Oh, the irony.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> So, how many frequent flier miles did THAT set him back?

dubman

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> Is this some sort of last-ditch attempt to prevent the Qantas sale?

garth

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> From her statement:

I am a designated detective and trained hostage negotiator, weapons instructor and lecturer at the NSW Police Academy on covert operations. I have extensive training in many facets of policing, I have studied Law for several years and I am a qualified scuba diving instructor.

Well, goddam, Quantas.

Dave J.

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> Is this some kind of bizarre ad for the spaciousness of Quantas' first class bathrooms?

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA[Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!]]> If I was cornered in the toilet with Fiennes I'd ask him why he insists on a silent L in his first name. And then I'd ask for music lessons of course.

junkie

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