<![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> XENU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We missed you.

If trashy celebrities have to die for you to come back and post, well, then, line em up and shoot em, that's all I can say.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Mrs. Princess Gwendemarco Von Anhalt then.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Bookie-head at your service - taking all bets. $1 million max payout.

Natural causes: 3 to 1
TrimSpa side effect: 3 to 2
Accidental fall: 2 to 1
Foul play, Kimmy the jealous ex-assistant: 15 to 1
Foul play, the old guy's kids/heirs: 4 to 1
Foul play, Howard K. Stern (not radio): 2 to 1
"Broken Heart": 40 to 1
"Heart Failure": even money
Suicide/Overdose: -NO MORE BETS-

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Who's starting the COD betting pool? I've got my money on diet pills.

HaxRomana

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Xenu, welcome back.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> What a ship of fools.

Moish

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> No one is asking the most impotant question though.... who's going to be custody of Sugar Pie, the teddy bear humping poodle? Or did the lesbo assistant get her in leiu of palimony?

AlohaDevil

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Anna marries a 99 year old billionaire. He dies, she sues, she get fortune. The son of the billionaire sues her. He dies. Anna pops out spare heir. Daniel dies. Sham marriage to drug dealing soon-to-be-dead attorney. Baby inherits boatload and babydaddy gets custody. Leaves me with only one conclusion...Mrs. Gwendemarco Birkhead. Or Daannillynnn is Satan but I've worked with worse.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> "encinoman says:

sad and eerily like Marilyn, except without the talent"

So...it's EXACTLY like Marilyn Monroe is what you're saying.

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Dear Dannielynn:

You win, I owe you $20. See you at the sandbox. What's your secret?

Love,
Sean Preston

rtisovec

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Did I see my name in there?

Of course, a celebrity of such bewildering luminosity and importance must have a burial fitting the her near-divine status. That's why I propose Howard K. Stern, Kimmy the assistant, Bobby Trendy, and little Dannielynn be buried alive with Vickie Lynn, in the style of the pharaohs of old, to service, enable, and generally suckle off her drunken junoesque majesty in the afterlife, too.

Xenu

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Maybe she can finally meet back up with that ghost she was fucking.

bunnyblues

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Tuffy - you have to ask? Falafel & Nathan's finest.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> So I'm at a food joint with a friend, watching the B-roll on the CNN feed, and all he can do is talk about necrophilia fantasies. Where were those ducklings when I needed them?

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> A moment of silence for our favorite train wreck, a place in the witness protection program for Dannilyn, and a standing ovation for thee, Hughman.

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Like who's lined up to play Anna in the biopic?

Probably Pamela Anderson but I am really pulling for Hillary Swank to give Anna's live more depth.

WAIT - This would be a great comeback vehicle for Brittany, y'all.

Totally Un-Hell-Ay Type

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]>
Hughman, that is probably the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to her. Nice epitaph.

hypebreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]>
And why was the bodyguard administering CPR for an HOUR? Where the hell was the paramedic all that time?

I have so many pressing questions.

Like who's lined up to play Anna in the biopic?

Because you just KNOW someone's already put that call out.


hypebreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> oh anna smith
who are you with?
some pearly gates
and dead playmates?

it must be fun
to see your son
also, your ex
(who still wants sex).

we hope we learn
what howard stern
(not radio)
does really know

until that day
we still will say
that for a rube
you had great boobs.

asta la vista, baby.

hughman

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> The real question is how soon will this show up in one of those crime solving shows. No doubt CSI:Miami will have this solved in an hour. Any guess on what Horatio Caine's opening pun will be? Trim dead, baby!

Totally Un-Hell-Ay Type

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> OK, just asking, but why didn't the "private nurse" administer CPR? They had to wait for the bodyguard? Shouldn't the professional title of nurse imply that you know CPR? Maybe they are mistaking a "private pharmacist" for a private nurse...

onalius

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Stroke on Poe! I think she would like it.

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I liked Anna. She saw herself as a sex kitten even when she got fat and the whole world laughed at her. She's worked fast food like me.
She got fat like me. She could really hold her liquor. She was vulnerable and thats where her humanity lied despite the circus like atmosphere. Phineus, I believe she would like it if you continued to stroke to her in your prison cell. Stroke on Dude!

SanFranBetsu

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Someone in my office is playing Cash's cover of "Bridge Over Troubled Water". Seems that Anna's death is hitting us all pretty hard.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> "Howard K. Stern Business Plan:
Step 1: "Marry" Anna Nicole & her inherited millions. Kill off stepson of new bride w/ Methdone overdose.
Step 2: Kill off new bride with overdose of Methadone.
Step 3: Profit!"

You forgot step four: The curtain rolls back to reveal Stern's co-conpsirator and true love: Bobby Trendy

tmp00

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]>
Evil, given Howard's current rate of success, that drug overdose for Dannielynn could be just a baby-bottle or two away from happening.

And if I were Larry Birkhead, I would give some serious thought to hiring an official poison taster to test my food and drink. That Howard's a crafty one.

hypebreaker

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Gen X: Me Too!

Where is Xenu!? He hasn't been around since last year.

Cutting Makes You Sexy

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Now, if TrimSpa were smart they would ask to have Anna's body in full display, just like Lenin, in a glass box just so they can do one of those "time-lapse" shots of her body decomposing with a jaunty voiceover proclaiming, "As you can see from these images TrimSpa can help YOU look svelte, slim and sexy even in death..." They could corner the hospice market without even breaking a sweat.

Just sayin'....

Trailer Park

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> First Barbaro.... now Anna. How can we go on?

A Pimp Named DaveR

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> EvilMinion: That poor kid is going to be tied up in custody battles until she dies of a drug overdose.

Not overdose, "heart failure," everyone in their family collapses and dies of "heart failure."

Oh, AND I BET they will find a lethal combination of prescription anti-depressants and Methadone on the toxicology report. Just to call it, if anyone else hasn't in the 75 or so comments on this thread.

Cutting Makes You Sexy

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> What's the catering like at a NYC street vendor wedding? How does the open bar work?

Tuffy

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> The diaper-wearing astronaut did it.

Up next: Britney.

dinergirl

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Best. Comments. Ever. Her life was not given in vain if it inspired these.

Seriously, I hope Daniel meets her on the other side and kicks her ass. She's got it coming.

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> MSNBC is my new fave news outlet. The voice over is a legal talking head lamenting the passing of a "vibrant, bright young mother" while they show clips of fat Anna Nicole humping a bed and admiring her tits on her E! tv show.
God bless America!!

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Man, that Trimspa packs a mean wallop. This is either going to drive sales way up or... um, kill them.

MrPeepers

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> That poor kid is going to be tied up in custody battles until she dies of a drug overdose.

Let's see first their was old man Marshall, then his son, then Daniel, now Anna. I think it is probably safer to be at a suidice bomber convention than standing between Howard K. Stern and a dollar.

EvilMinion

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Wow, this is pretty terrible. I actually feel kinda sad.

What's gonna happen to the baby?

Nomi Malone

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Okay. Son collapses, is discovered, is given CPR but it is too late. Mother collapses, is discovered, is given CPR, but it is too late. Anyone notice a pattern here??

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Yes, Phineas- Wapner.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> last night ET/insider "grilling" of h.k. stern by pat obrian and that other metrosexual dude (as if it mattered since they asked/were srcipted the SAME two questions!) was B to the S. what was really an eery foreshadowing was the taped conversation the maybe baby daddy taped of her and him talking after xmas - she sounded WASTED doped up. seriously. wonder if h.k. stern knew she was talking to him? wonder if he maybe saw the show last night and decided to move up his 'offing her' plans? co-inki-dink?

LLH

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> "Nancy Grace compares Stern (lawyer, not radio) and Smith's shady Bahamian marriage to one as valid as a sidewalk ceremony performed by a NYC street vendor."

Is there a more brilliant legal mind than that of Nancy Grace?

Phineas Poe

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> woohoo! i hit the Anna Nicole-Saddam teaser in my deadpool! see you suckers in Vegas.

Boris the Spider

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Euphemistic, Andy Dick is actually on the Masterminds of Evil longevity list. You know, Kim-Jong Il, Qaddafi, Castro...Saddam would still be on there if we hadn't poked around in that spider hole.

I'm pretty confident Andy Dick's shenanigans will be entertaining/annoying my grandkids.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> The Devil's getting his first lap-dance right about......................now.

Code6Charles

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I wonder how much she asked the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel for rights to host her death...I wouldn't be surprised if she (ie Stern) had alread negotiated exclusive photo rights to the autopsy and funeral.

onalius

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Well, I don't know about you guuys, but I'm going to put Andy Dick in Anna Nicole's now-vacant spot on my Celebrity Death Pool. There are no real money-malking odds on LiLo or Brit-Brit, please -- just push those kids out of your minds. Coky Love has been a money-loser for years. You have to bank on the slightly lesser-knowns: the Dicks, the Penns, the Smiths (Elliott, Anna Nicole, ...uh, Mr.). That's where the money is!

Get Euphemistic!

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Wow.

I think linking Anna Nicole with those ducklets-in-training was one of the nicest things anyone ever did for her. That's how I'll prefer to remember her--lord knows it seems best to simply forget the rest.

What IS going to happen to Dannielynn?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> And...how are Brad and Angelina handling this?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> When they find the baby girl dead, don't believe the suicide note. Arrest the lawyer immediately.

ExTexan

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Overdose, baby. Yeeeeaah.

Bon Jour, Pee Wee

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Has the astronaut been ruled out yet?

Phineas Poe

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> She wasn't struck down by Brandy while crossing the street was she?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> This is the only thing that could have happened to overshadow all of her other exploits and foibles combined.

Well played.

May she wear pink pasties on the beach in heaven, and repeat over and over to God* "Do you like my body," while her son just knowingly, lovingly sighs, because even though she's a mess, he's missed his mother.

*Because it is the day she died, I'm going to temporarily give her the benefit of the doubt out of respect... for what I don't know, but I'll just leave it at that.

Cutting Makes You Sexy

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> This is very sad news to me. RIP, Anna Nicole. I will miss you, you crazy bitch.

susiefaye

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> This has that lawyers finger prints all over it....I was already suspicious when the 20 year old kid died...


Sooooo, where was Howard Stern when J. Howard Marshall died?

Scout

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Quick!! Anyone have her in the 'dead pool'?? Anyone? Anyone got this one?

sassypants

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Damn, I left work early, haven't watched the news... my MOM just called to tell me. Weird world when my mom is keeping up on celebrity crap and I'm not...

BrownSugarTits

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> So, who takes the place of our favorite white-trash girl makes good?

Britney? Lindsay? Paris?

So many choices, so little time before CNN reports the choice. *2* press conferences AND continued coverage? What's next? Anderson Cooper doing a 360 around Anna? (ahem)

strega

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Just doing God's work seeing St. Peter's asked for back up at the VIP entrance.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Howard K. Stern Business Plan:
Step 1: "Marry" Anna Nicole & her inherited millions. Kill off stepson of new bride w/ Methdone overdose.
Step 2: Kill off new bride with overdose of Methadone.
Step 3: Profit!

What rasaustin said. Seriously.

josh speed

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Mintz, I was wondering when you were going to remind us all to remember Jen in all of this.

invalid-username

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Ohhhh, Mintz, you have brought a smile to my face on this saddest of days. Britney, Tara, Lindsay...listen up. You girls have lost an icon today. Build upon the good work of Anna Nicole, a woman who pulled herself from run-of-the-mill redneck whore status into The People's Whore/Princess, and see if you girls can out-do her. We are counting on you now.

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I honestly found that picture of the baby ducks to be vaguely depressing. I think it was the tub setting...maybe the lighting.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Her death has to either be an intended overdose or from the hand of Howard K. Stern. Or a combo of the two.

Anybody know where Kim, her purple-haired, lesbian fangirl/sidekick is these days? I'd love to hear her feedback.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Poe...May I kindly suggest Miss Tara Reid or Miss Britney Spears as worthy successors?

Gwen...I understand from the internets that Jen is interested in adoption...Not only could she save a blob, she'd be saving an American blob. Do it for America, Jen!

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Where were you when we lost our angel?

I was procrastinating grading some exams, so I had decided to clean out the catbox, but that was barely preferable so I stopped by my computer to check my inbox.

There it was, the death of a generational icon. Who can forget the Playboy spread. The wizened meal-ticket? The Dairy Queen in Mexia (MeHEEya, y'all)? E!? The unfortunate deaths of children, husbands, chihuahuas (I'm just guessing on that one).

There for the grace of god, brain cells, a loving family, silicone, and an education, go I. Sniff. We had so much in common - dark roots, roots in Texas (Mexia's just t'other side of Meridian, with an easy loop past Crawford), a love of all things friend, but especially chicken fried steak; and yet, an air of mystery about her - why was it, while we both packed on the pounds, it never seemed to arrange itself the same way on me??

Losing her, I know what it was like to lose Marilyn Monroe.

Anthrodiva

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> If her kosher boyfriend can prove he's the father of that baby, I believe he may acquire control of Anna's fortune.

It's really lucky for him that her oldest son happen to die last year.

...funny how things work.

Although, I'm sure he's grief-stricken. May our lord and saviour Jesus! comfort him in this most difficult of times.

Branded

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> gwen- jynx!!!

But who's going to adopt Howard K Stern???

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Does anyone think it'd still be cool to stroke to Ann Nicole's pictures? Damn. Who should be her replacement on my prison cell wall?

Phineas Poe

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Angelina Jolie should begin adoptions proceedings immediately. Fuck Third World orphans, Dannielynn needs her more.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Well at least now Angelina can adopt the baby.

Man, I wish Xenu were around. I want his take on this one.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> MSNBC just reported that Larry Birkhead is "distraught"..."Man, I didn't want to have to RAISE that blob. Just profit off of it!!! Hey, Stern, wanna make a deal?"

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Any word on how the Howard K. Marshall executors and lawyers are taking this? My guess is champagne and simulated gravetop dancing.

God hates Florida.

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> sad and eerily like Marilyn, except without the talent

encinoman

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I'm so retarded for not putting her on my cash4cadavers roster.

Sycophanticide

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Didn't see this one coming.

RIP, Anna.

(Funeral To Be Televised On Arts & Entertainment: The Home of Quality Programming!--Event to Fearture "Surprise" Guests and MORE!)

mothrafairy

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> CNN is reporting that she travels with a "personal nurse." LOVE that!

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Wow, after three days of being unable to login, I am magically back to defaming! Apparently Anna Nicole Smith was practicing voodoo on me, but look where that got that sorry c$*#.

It's just too bad she never realized that the 'Exclusive Anna Nicole dead photos!' money won't actually be able to be spent by her. Poor thing.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I know I already said this, but I really hope
I hope it's a "whole fake" death thing and she can join Jim Morrison and Elvis in South America.

TheStarterWife

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> What's worse is, you know that baby is not going to live to see high school.

Transuranic

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Jew...I DID notice the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital name on the banner. Irony, I love ye.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Howard K. Stern Business Plan:

Step 1: "Marry" Anna Nicole & her inherited millions. Kill off stepson of new bride w/ Methdone overdose.

Step 2: Kill off new bride with overdose of Methadone.

Step 3: Profit!

Old No.7

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I can think of many words to describe Anna Nicole (most of which are compound words ending in "-addled"), but "classy" is a new one. I guess compared to Donald Trump, class is relative.

Seriously, I hope that wherever she is now, she's found some peace. Hopefully she's with Daniel and she's mortifying him in Heaven as we speak. ("St. Peter, I waaaaaaaant a reaaaaaaally big cloooooooooooooooud.")

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Jew is fine with me, Little Mintz.
I am hearing a lot of "Hey man, didn't see you at the Superbowl" yada-yada-yada. So far my personal fave comment would be the sound man who abandoned the usual "check one, check two" in favor of a sing-song "Anna Nicole, Anna Nicole, Done making my living off of Anna Nicole."

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> America's Princess Di is dead. I feel sad?

Soy Bomb

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Jew, if I may call you Jew...what are they saying...?

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Being a bit selfish, I am worried now that with global warming destroying the planet and all, will we be alive in 16.5 years to see how Dannilynn Birkhead Stern turns out? And just solely for that reason, I am ordering that Prius right now. Thank you, Al Gore. Thank you.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Wow, that Trimspa shit really works!

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Steadfastly not giving a shit about Anna Nicole Smith, even in death.

Bogart Shwadchuck

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I have found a facinating new way to waste time at work by watching/listening to all the entertainment reporters chit-chat while setting up for the press conference outside the hospital where she died.

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Another Blond Saint is born.

impalpable observer

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Have you noticed that recently when someone dies in that family, Howard K. Stearn is always there. First thought that came to my mind.

Anyone know the over/under for when Larry Birkhead tries to swoop up the baby.

poltergeist

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Will her work in Naked Gun 33 1/3 earn her a spot in the Academy Awards memorial montage?

Holly/Magnolia/Stabby

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> I was just starting to leave a similar comment when the page updated to show your mention of nobody else mentioning "overdose". Why is no one saying what everyone's thinking?

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> here's the CNN link:
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/02/08/anna.nicole.colla...

At least we still have Courtney Love.

HugsFromHarold

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> She'd do anything to put off that DNA test.

(well, SOMEBODY had to say it..)

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Oh, geez. What will happen to her methadone-addicted orphaned baby now?

(Please let the answer be "Adopted by wholesome organic farmers".)

thehmsbeagle

]]> <![CDATA[Breaking: Anna Nicole Smith Dead]]> Wow. Let me just say that I am sad to see her go. This woman was a type of crazy you just don't see anymore.

jew-jew

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