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The Golden Globes: Where Have All The Gay Cowboys Gone?

on-Location — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:13:39 PST

Hey, I was backstage taking photos of the winners and presenters and noticed two things. One was Helen Mirren and Terrence Howard getting a little too cozy. Taylor Hackford wasn't anywhere to be seen. Taylor and Helen had a little tiff at the Critic's Choice Awards a week before.

The other strange thing was Sean P.Diddy Combs doing a look down of Jessica Biel's dress for better gaze of her cleavage. I and others have pix.

on-Location

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crankymediaguy — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:40:19 PST

Um, what is all that jailhouse tattoo shit on Angelina's back and shoulder in the top photo? Did she have a stint in Pelican Bay that we don't know about?

crankymediaguy

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Transuranic — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 00:51:03 PST

Inimitable Mirren line from The Cook The Thief : "Try the cock, Albert; it's a delicacy. And... you know where it's been."

Also not to be missed: her tempstressuousness in Excalibur.

Transuranic

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MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:54:39 PST

I still say Jack's daughter looks like a blonde Marie Osmond.

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

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CandyStryper — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:53:19 PST

Jeremy Irons? Jailbait? Lolita? Why, I never! Ya, the guys a perv...it goes without saying. It also goes without saying that I'm sure he's a good lay.
Ha.

CandyStryper

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lockiecharms — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:43:38 PST

Jeremy Irons is only interested in jailbait. Anyone see him go ten steps out of his way to kiss Lorraine Nicholson?

(Besides that, he sexually harrassed one of my friends when she was 16 about two decades ago)

lockiecharms

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impalpable observer — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 15:01:10 PST

Why waste your time with The Queen when you can really get down with The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover? That's a Helen Mirren I've always wanted to take a bite out of.

impalpable observer

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CandyStryper — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:59:10 PST

Rusty -
I know exactly what you are talking about and I agree. J. Lo seemed a bit off put. and Brad, you apparently owe her. Courtney Cox also seemed less than pleased with the winner of the award she gave out.

Bummed I missed America's speech. Also bummed I watched the Menounous (sp?) insulting interview w/ her posted here. Ay dios mio.

Lastly, I don't care how old Jeremy Irons is - can someone please give him my number? Please. Invite Helen over for a threesome. I'm down.

CandyStryper

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Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq. — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:28:43 PST

If I only had a Golden Globe for every time I had to survive on the taint pocket.

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

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Little Mintz Sunshine — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:14:43 PST

Hack...give Angie a break. She's probably thinking really deep thoughts about important stuff, like how in love she is with her brother...err...husband...err...Jen's husband....err...the blob's dad. And what exactly IS his name again?

Little Mintz Sunshine

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RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:13:03 PST

The Governator was obviously chewing his cud.

RonMwangaguhunga

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Desk_hack — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:10:44 PST

And Angelina's won a few of these things; you'd think she could try to act pleasant or maybe smile just a touch. I know the GGs seem trivial compared to saving Africa or whatever, but jebus Ang, could you fake it a little?

Desk_hack

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HotChocolate — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:02:10 PST

I think he hit on Vanessa Williams, but yeah, that was classic.

HotChocolate

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Collagenica — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:59:03 PST

How come no one is talking about how Emily Blunt Hilary Duff'd her smile? Her face has gone all Rajskub!

Collagenica

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Desk_hack — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:59:03 PST

Tudobem - it's not just you. It figures a thoroughly annoying show comes from a thoroughly annoying woman.

Desk_hack

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Double Banger — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:55:50 PST

My personal favorite Globe moment was when Tim Allen drunkenly hit on Vivica Fox (much to her delight, I'm sure) and then mispronounced the name of his own film (you know, "Galaxyfest").

Double Banger

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NotReadyForPrimeTime — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:24:59 PST

To G-Lock:

I think the answer to your question is contained in Hugh Laurie's acceptance speech. It makes perfect sense.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

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Miss Anne Thrope — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:11:25 PST

"Maria Menounos to Ugly Betty's America Ferrera"

MM is a total embarrassment. She shouldn't be allowed to speak. I cringed watching her.

Helen Mirren is awesome! Pure class.
I told her I loved her when I saw her in BH last year.

Miss Anne Thrope

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Rusty — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:05:50 PST

Did anyone else notice the animosity coming from J-Lo towards the guy who gave the Best Comedy/Musical speech for Dreamgirls? Anyone? She wouldn't kiss him, hand him the trophy, or make eye-contact. What was up with that?

Rusty

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Steverino — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:01:52 PST

Is there anything more vapid than a post-GG-win interview? "What were you thinking as you gave your speech?! When did you write the speech?! Where did you get the paper to write that speech down on?! What kind of pen was it?!" That was basically what Juiliana Margolias or whoever asked Meryl Streep.

Steverino

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jew-jew — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:51:43 PST

I nearly pissed myself laughing at The Governator stumbling over having to say "Babel" immediately followed by "Bobby." They both came out sounding like "Bobble." He's an ass.

jew-jew

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MadgeicLife — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:38:32 PST

The occasional America Ferrera or Sacha Baron Cohen notwithstanding, it'll always be a mystery to me why performers supposedly most deserving of industry awards are the least prepared, graceful, and/or poised enough to deliver coherent, meaningful, and/or unique acceptance speeches.

You're "actors," people! Pull it together!

MadgeicLife

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tudobem — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:29:05 PST

Sorry. Shonda.

tudobem

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tudobem — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 09:28:49 PST

Is it just me or is Shona Rhimes incredibly annoying? Something about her in that speech made me want to stop watching Grey's immediately. Maybe it's her self-satisfaction over writing a show that has some of the most cliched dialogue in the history of TV drama. Or maybe it's just me. I don't know?

tudobem

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Peg Entwistle — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:43:14 PST

CAA-whore or not, I'm still glad Ol' Fruit Salad Head Baldwin won. He's funny on that show...

...and, time to break out the Caligula DVD for some more private time with Mrs. Mirren (Last night marking the first time the phrase 'I wish I was Taylor Hackford' has been uttered in an industry room in quite some time).

Peg Entwistle

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RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:23:53 PST

And can we start the countdown to When Jack Nicholson's Daughter is Legal clock? Karmic retribution is a bitch, eh, "Chief"?

RonMwangaguhunga

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Trixie from Toronto — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:26:04 PST

How about Helen Mirren's knockers? How does a woman of that age get such a pert and natural-looking rack?

Trixie from Toronto

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TheStarterWife — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:19:19 PST

I will agree that I loved that Prince joke, but wonder if there is now a purple hit out on Justin.

Oh yeah, and I enjoyed the who thing much better with Tivo. Fast-forwarding is just not for commericials!

TheStarterWife

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RonMwangaguhunga — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:13:26 PST

Silly, David Geffen is married to Keanu Reeves. I thought everyone knew that.

RonMwangaguhunga

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Clare — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:43:03 PST

What about Justin Timberlake's Prince quip? That was a pretty good ad-lib.

Clare

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genevieveyorke — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:36:56 PST

Sacha Baron Cohen: unexpectedly doable. actually, that's an understatement.

genevieveyorke

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lovelyday — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:16:30 PST

Eddie Murphy not doing too much to help alleviate those old rumors about his "private life" by snuggling up with David Geffen during the show last night.

lovelyday

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GordonShumway — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:08:23 PST

Why does Jack Nicholson now have the same haircut as Kim Jong Il?

GordonShumway

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Douchebag McGee — Tue, 16 Jan 2007 06:05:26 PST

What ever happened to the "Live Blogging (tm)"? Too difficult to type after your 7th limoncello?

Also, the shot of Jack Nicholson responding to Warren Beatty's question (why are you still doing movies?) - with the two handed money loving pose was priceless.

Douchebag McGee