Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory - Defamer Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:25:27 PST

He's out of state every 5.6 days? So, what... he's out of office about five to six days a month? Is that in addition to having weekends off? If it is, than he's off work about 14 days a month...dayum! Does that warrant a medium boil, Panqueque?

That should make CA taxpayers go "hmmmmm" more than the fact he broke his leg in a "slow, twisting fall", yes?

MyThighsRHot4GoatFelons

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

Content Tool — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 13:00:24 PST

He couldn't even pull a Bono. At least if he had done that, he would have gone out as (the last action) hero.

Content Tool

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

Tuffy — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:13:43 PST

It's not a tumor!

I'm pretty sure Sonny Bono didn't succumb to the slow, twisting fall.

Tuffy

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

Sean — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:08:58 PST

Are you sure the leg is broken?

Maybe it's a tumor.

Sean

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

nojo — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 11:39:07 PST

"He's no fun, he fell right over!"

Alternate Firesign Theatre riff:

"Somebody broke the Governator!"

Exit right to funway...

nojo

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

Panqueque — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:04:00 PST

Agh... Every 1 in 5.6 days is spent out of state? Depressing statistics like that are what made me stop reading political blogs. But keep it up, I like to keep my liberal rage at a low boil.

I also wanted to point out that it's possible he trying out some stunts from the upcoming sequel to Jingle All the Way in which Schwarzeneggar and Sinbad are grandfathers trying to show each other up on the slopes to win the love of their disinterested grandchildren. Personally, I think the writers in Jingle II should go with a broken hip; it's just funnier.

Panqueque

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

LRM216 — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:49:22 PST

Oh come on - skiers break bones all the time. What in God's name is so important about his broken leg that we have to read about it non-stop. Note to all media: Enough already.

LRM216

Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Slow Fall' From Action Hero Glory

impalpable observer — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 09:46:40 PST

Actually, slow, twisting falls are quite dangerous to the bones and joints of the lower leg. It's a very common way to injure yourself while skiing.

It may not befit a rough and tumble action hero, but many an expert skier has been taken out by the slow, twisting fall.

impalpable observer