<![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Can't wait for the dinner scene where Jesus brings his Kate Hudson-cute chaste-mate home to meet his mom and swap some wacky immaculate conception jokes!

Oh wait, I just threw up in my mouth.

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Imagine. All the people. Am I a dreamer? Not the only one, surely. I mean, IMAGINE, ok?

Redondo Dubonnet

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Jack Black needs to be Jesus. I mean, we have Fat Elvis, why not Fat Jesus?

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Nah, Sleepyhead, it's gotta be somebody who's cute, looks good with a beard and is Jewish.

I give you...Jesus Gyllenhaal.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Seriously Seth/Mark, I thought with the previous story "Three Monkeys Granted Reprieve From Head-Kicking Hollywood Hardship" that you would be retiring him. Isn't he one of them? Sure looks like it.

Totally Un-Hell-Ay Type

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I saw Marilyn Manson in the drapery department of IKEA in Burbank once. Isn't that some kind of sign of the Apocalypse?

Readsforaliving

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> nojo wins - who doesn't love Yahoo Serious!?!

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]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Hey Sleepyhead - I thought Jesus was suppose to be straight in this project? Or is Witherspoon playing the part of Jesus? Now there is a twist.

Totally Un-Hell-Ay Type

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Grazer Strays*, Jesus Pays.

*Totally like so not true. But, hey, what else rhymes with "Pays"?

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I can totally see it.

Pestilence-Paris (too obvious)
War-Britney (can hear her coming a mile away)
Famine-Nicole (see Paris comment)
Death-Lindsay (silently sneaks up...typing a Blackberry)

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I love that the Defamer headlines so closely resemble The Onion's. Excellent work, Mark and Seth.

Desk_hack

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I'm as L.A. as the Hollywood sign, Clare, but I'm with you. It's cute. How about Witherspoon/McConaughey?

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> jew-jew: "3) The new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are named Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole? Sweet."

fuckin A! Artists, send me your sketches, 'cause I'm commissioning a masterpiece. Extra cash if Lindsay is typing a Blackberry manifesto.

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> so Jesus comes back as a carpenter at ikea where most of the stuff is overly processed and compressed.

got it.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I say mermaids wept, Cookie.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> "It's like Splash, but the Mermaid is Jesus!"

Jesus wept.

Cookie Guggleman

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Yahoo Serious has a new movie?

nojo

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I must be hopelessly red-state because I think this project sounds kind of cute. I just hope they cast somebody likeable to be the workaholic single girl, and somebody hot to be the Son of God.

Clare

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Well, as long as there wasn't nepotism involved.

Though I think a funnier romantic comedy would be an I-Love-Lucy-ish yarn about an ambitious Hollywood trophy twizzat and the long-suffering but cutely hapless producer husband who subjects America to her increasingly horrendous film ideas in order to keep their wacky, laugh-a-minute marriage rolling along...

And yeah, I just registered that with the WGA. Any agents on this board? Holla. If it needs a Jesus-twist, I'm flexible...

Dusty in the Wind

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> It's not hard to imagine Lindsay's holed up in a stall somewhere flicking ashes to the floor, hammering the keys of her trusty Blackberry:

Cast ME for this 1, Brain! Jonny Depp for the other part, or maybe the Borat guy. Call me. Luv, L

Readsforaliving

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> A little piece of me dies every time I see that picture.

k.leigh

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Sometimes you just feel like the Christians might have a point about Hollywood hating them and being jerks about their faith.

thehmsbeagle

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Whoneedslight, that discussion really belongs on Wonkette.

Now that Santorum is out as a senator, we don't have to worry about any legislative restrictions upon hot Man-on-Fish action.

Juancho

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> sort of like...'fuckin' awful!'

derby

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> "We're not aiming to offend" he says in the same breath as comparing a movie about Jesus to Splash. SPLASH.

And someone needs to explain unrequited to me... if memory serves, doesn't Tom Hanks end up with the mermaid at the end?

whoneedslight

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> A hot working-class guy who loves everyone, gets along well with your neighbors, and doesn't want to have sex with you even though he's straight? And then he turns out to be Jewish, and a celebrity to boot? Man, that really is the L.A. woman's dream.

TedSez

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> A little piece of me dies every time I see that picture. Brian Grazer is eating my soul.

k.leigh

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> For fuck's sake THIS is a sign of the Apocalypse if ever I read one outside of the Book of Revs...instead, maybe they should have their own reality fest called Glazed Over (oh, wait, that's us watching...)

mink

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I'm a thirdin' the "Please Get Rid Of That Big Damn Brian Grazer Picture" request.

I mean, damn.

Brother needs to think about a new hair cut one of these days.

William Mize

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> invened = invented. I invened/invented that one right there. Yep, me.

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]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> I wonder how Gigi feels about Brian's use of the term "crazy monkey." Maybe she invened it, but I don't want that being thrown around in the "heat of passion." I use quote marks there b/c the idea of monkey love between these two gives me the heeby jeebys.

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]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Jew-Jew: I totally agree, that oversized, sun-damaged visage of Grazer has GOT to go (or at least be reduced for Grazer-related postings first thing in the morning . . . yikes!).

Also, I see Jesus wearing a meet-cute orange apron (with his name on it and some "flair" of course) as a Home Depot employee.

SugartitsMcFirecrotch

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> So, I take it they don't meet on J-Date?

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> This idea isn't anywhere as close to evil as Levangie's "inspired by her own life (read: How I Married a Superproducer and Cashed Out)" screenwriting effort Stepmom, where Gigi envisioned herself not so much as a homewrecker but a scrappy and lovable pre-actual-homewrecking-Julia Roberts-type, Brian Grazer not so much as a hair-gel-obsessed, diminutive egomaniac gazillionaire but as a manly and fuzzy Ed-Harris-type, and Grazer's ex-wife not so much as living at the end of the story (as she did in real life) but dead. Creeeeeepyyyyyy.

metroville

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> A few things:
1) That Grazer pic has got to go. It haunts my dreams.
2) I've built shit from Ikea and I cannot swing a hammer without hurting myself. I think a carpenter at Ikea is overkill it. He might be a backroom stock guy at Ikea who lives in East L.A. named Jesus, but he isn't the Son of G-d.
3) The new Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are named Britney, Paris, Lindsay, and Nicole? Sweet.

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Uh...there was an ass load of sex in "Splash." It was implied, sure, but you couldn't pry Tom Hanks off of Daryl Hannah with a ten foot fishing rod.

Modern Jesus as a carpenter? How original. In LA? She'd better be picking him up at the Home Depot if they want to retain credibility.

Shumina

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Someone who writes shit like this thinks that Britney flashing her who-ha is the tipping point?

gwendemarco

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> "I don't know how to love him. I don't know why he moves me. He's a man, he's just a man. And I've had so many men before, in very many ways, he's just one more." Evs.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Brian And Gigi Grazer Team Up For Romantic Comedy Of The Apocalypse]]> Gigi must be the greatest piece of ass of all time for him to consider making a a pile of shit like this!

sock puppeteer

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