<![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> 12st book: Not merely rotten grammar, but a reference to 12stEP book. I guess that's as much of a confession as we'll get. (Everyone knows the first step, but the later ones usually have to be learned.)

Marsupial

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> A few more years of coke-fueled texting, and Linds will be a shoe-in for Sissy Hankshaw in the remake of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

Maya Twocents

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> i was quite depressed to realise that "12st" is an abreviation of "12 step" not "twelvethst". because i would enjoy hearing someone say that.

slinkimalinki

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Okay, I'll be nice. (FUCK!) The sentiment appears genuine, and is very sweet. BUT..."to of been able"? Sigh. That sentence non-construct is right up there in my top four pet peeves along with "acrossed", "right quick", and "irregardless". I'm going to drink poison now.

antisocialite

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> 12th book? Doesn't she mean the 7th book of Moses or something?

raincoaster

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Thank you SleepyHead. I've never seen a more obvious: "Hey, I just did my first three lines of the 8-ball I just bought and feel like doing something nice... no, I feel like doing something that will make a difference, yeah... a difference... to show people I care...where's my razorblade?!? I'm going to cut another line, myself, then... I'm going to write an e-mail!"

You know she's cutting herself as we speak. And I can tell you, considering she is probably still awake from her Cocaine bender... she's definitely turning up that notch on sexy.

Cutting Makes You Sexy

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> She should have hired Britney to do some punch-up. A few y'alls would have given us a bit of context perhaps.

valleyview

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Wait, does it cheapen Robert Altman's death to laugh at Lindsay's utterly craptastic eulogy? No? AWESOME! I love how all of her sentences are beginnings but never. Wow, I can write like LiLo too!!! oooh!

The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Aw, as illiterate as it is, that was quit sweat-- I mean, quite sweet. She's young enough that this might be the first older person she's thought of as brilliant to die. That's a major turning point in anyone's life. Maybe she'll consider that living into your eighties doesn't mean that you had a boring life.

Get Euphemistic!

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> "I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film..."

Does this imply she believes she is a "great"? I mean, "Freaky Friday" was pretty good, but does pretending to be a middle-aged Jamie Lee Curtis really cement you as a "great"?

DougDascenzo

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> BE ADEQUITE!

TheBestChickEver

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Yeah, I don't know. I love reading this and at the same time feel like picking on Lindsay's not exactly sport. If it's true that he was a father figure to her (even going so far in the role by trying to molest her as evidenced in the photo), well I say that's very nice. Maybe she would have learned to spell if her mom wasn't a pimp and her dad a drunken fool.

So she's no Sophia Loren, who cares?

Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> This from the girl that Altman called "Lindsay Loman" until the last day of the Prairie Home shoot, where she spent two weeks, most of it in her trailer. That "be adequate" thing comes from something Altman used to say to his actors- if they would do a scene particularly well, he would say "well, that was adequate" and everyone would chuckle at the sarcasm, because they were all kissing Bob's ass.

IKnowThings

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> I'll raise you $20 and say she stays the whole weekend.

PS- Another $20 to anyone who can explain WTF this means:

"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.

tudobem

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> At least she didn't have the wine knocked out of her.

Miss Anne Thrope

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> "I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches."

$10 says Cedars for Thanksgiving.

Little Mintz Sunshine

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather"
Who knew Lindsey was from the South, the only place where your daddy and your grandaddy can be the same person.

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> "He was the closest thing to my father and grandfather I really do believe I've had in several years."
Okay, two things: I didn't know Lindsey was from the South, the only place one man can be your daddy and your granddaddy both. And, she doesn't know if he was or not? She just really believes he has been for several years? Who was her daddy/grandaddy before that? What kind of family tree does this girl have? No wonder she is confused.

flyoverstate

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]>
Oh please tell me we're following up the "It's like yeah, motherfucker, I'm fine" T-shirt with "BE ADEQUITE"

Slackferno

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> I've adequite enough of LinLo.

rogadelic

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> "..He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do."

You a legend, Linzy.
Can I do ya?

hudsons1

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> I notice she didn't mention that the boozing, snorting and cutting was tedious.

Trixie from Toronto

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Cocaine's a hell of a drug. It makes you type long-winded ramblings on the death of one of your pseudo-daddies that totally make sense to you at the time.

(It seems she means well, though. As she suggests, I'm totally gonna call her the next time I feel sad.)

Sleepyhead

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> well, if courtney love was the catalyst for whitney houston to get sober, than lindsay's well on her way to becoming some kind of Deepak Chopra in the near future.

i'm sure britney read this and considers herself a geenyus.

el smrtmnky

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Be Adequite!

That makes me happy.

LINDSAY LOHAN: STRIVING FOR ADEQUICY.

thehmsbeagle

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> It's a step up from, "Scarlett is a bloody cunt. Peace and love."

Schadenfrau

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Jesus! It's Thanksgiving. Be nice. FUCK!

monicathemusical

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Thank you,

"BE LITERITE"

Everybody.

boobsradley

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> I like the part about her offering support to anyone in need. How fucked-up do you have to be to seek comfort and advice from Lindsay Lohan?

jew-jew

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> ho. lee. fuck.
someone, anyone, sign this girl up for a Berlitz course in English.
This is just cruel.

IBentMyWookie

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Lindsey is seriously on drugs. I mean, WTF?! I believe the searching and fearless moral inventory slogan is from AA, is it not? That's unusual, considering she's such a drunk. If not, maybe it's the Forum. Is it still called the Forum, that new-agey feel-good seminar cult? Linsey amuses me/scares me. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

ILikeSalads

]]> <![CDATA[To Her Credit, Lindsay Lohan Obviously Didn't Delegate Her Condolences-Writing Obligations To Her Publicist]]> Thank god Robert Altman wasn't around to read that.

whoneedslight

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