Any bets on how long it'll take Longoria to "leak" hardcore shots, just to keep ahead?

Perhaps today is signifying an end to the "private" when it comes to private parts.

Lord.

I agree with Gen X. Maureen Dowd saw that picture and wept for what she could have been.

"Carpet does match the curtains"...

Defamer Discussion Question. Who is sleazier: Joe Francis or David Hans Schmidt?

Dude, that picture of Marcia Cross looks amazing. I've been wondering when vaseline lenses were going to make a comeback.

You know that husband's not getting laid for a year after that. At least not with her...

I suspect it's all a very well-played PR maneuver to get Cross in the headlines, effectively circumventing her fall into obscurity along with that TV show she's on.

OH WHY do celebrities not have paper shreaders attached to every garbage can in the house? Or maybe this is just a little "look how sexy I am -- remember it for after I have the twins."

Tragic.

On a side note, I can't believe E! would sponsor you and have the stupid picture of Seacrest. Please don't tell me that they are making you not say mean things about him. I just don't think I could handle that...