<![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> Ok, what's with the constant need for shielding the eyes with sunglasses?
Are their Thetans out of whack?

sadieface

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> Oh, the image of preening celebrities riding the rollercoasters and eating Dipping Dots at my local, craptastic theme park and having to pretend to enjoy it is making my week. Maybe they, too, were covered in filthy, terrible-smelling water after foolishly standing under the flume ride, or stared nervously at the barely-literate ride operater as he wanders off to score some weed from the tilt-a-whirl guy while the ride squeals alarmingly. Then, and only then, will I have anything resembling sympathy for Tom Cruise.

thefakeheadline

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> I'm not sure Greta's allowed in Potomac Village -- Wolf Blitzer and Ted Koppel, the Defenders of Real News (and, with Matt Lauer, members of the Glib Ritalin Pusher squadron of Xenu's army), keep that plastic-surgery-addicted hack and her safely at bay. Sadly, Mary Bono, the only other local associate member of the Celebrity Centre Battalion, doesn't bring much to the table.

Who knew that Battlefield: Earth would begin in Suburban Maryland?

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> I guess Asian babies don't like football.

Does Jeff Probst know about this?

junkie

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> And, of course, they will be within the protective realm of that other Thetan-free Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren, who lives near Rock Creek Park.

AlphaKat

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> Tom and Katie are staying here. Potomac has a low thetan-to-millionaire ratio, so the Cruise family should be fine.

Plus, Wonder Woman lives just down the street, ready to protect TomKat from any wayward paparazzi, pyschotherapists or baby rapists with her Lasso of Truth.

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Tom Cruise Becomes Redskins Owner's VIP Mascot]]> You can feel it, it's desperate! Boogie woogie oogie!

junkie

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