<![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan - Defamer Comments]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> This whole episode (party girl, hospital visits, letters, mom's defense, etc.) just REEKS of "our movie is so crappy we'll do anything for attention at this point."

Any chance it'll go straight to video, like "Havoc?"

Oh, c'mon, y'all remember Havoc, with the other teen trying to shed her disney-esque image by giving blowjobs and flashing boobies?

Ben

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Toothy, never underestimate the joy of doing rails off the hairy backs of men twice your age. But I'm sure we all know that. Dina certainly does.

HOWEVER, using Jane Fonda as a character reference after Monster-in-Law deserves a call to child services.

zingbot

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Yeah, mea culpa. Still, the mothering skills of that woman.

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Oops. You guys got that before I did. Dammit, now I look like a real idiot.

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Wait, Lindsay was born on July 2, 1986, which would make her... 20 years old.

Not 19.

You are one awesome mom, Dina. Way to pay attention to your daughter. Given that you've neglected to realize that she's no longer a teenager, it's no wonder you also neglect to realize that your asthmatic daughter is doing rails off of Jeremy Piven's hairy back (and that he's over twice your daughter's age).

Procrastinator, Esq.

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Smoking might not cause asthma, but no one I know with asthma (who keeps it under control) smokes. Perhaps the Lohan could use a nice neti pot...helps the breathing and all.
By the way, couldn't we all use a nice mom-excuse once in a while? C'mon, mom, call in sick for me today!!!!

chunkstyle

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Her mom should be more concerned about why such a young girl is hanging out in bars. I still don't understand how the bars don't get busted for that. When I was 19 and hanging out in bars (surprising, I know), we did everything we could NOT to attract attention.

chgo921

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Quite okay. Porkypine's sense of humor is broken.

TexansAreHot

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> F*&k Be Nice Ya'll.

BoHan

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Go back to Texas. You don't get asthma from cigarettes, you dumb blonde.

Porkypine420

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> How do you think she got the asthma? And the role in that Herbie movie? Bet there isn't any running in this movie either, but a lot of sitting in a car and turning a wheel. Oscar material, definitely.

TexansAreHot

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Funny how every single LL-related ER trip gets blamed on the "asthma". Yet, she smokes like there's no tomorrow. Funny...

Simpatia

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> So strange, these Lohans. I can't imagine treating my daughter like an indestructible meal ticket. It was amusing when it was just minor hard-partying-teen foolishness, but ... all right, it's still amusing. But in a darker way.

Flaneur

]]> <![CDATA[Fiercely Protective, Completely Absent Mother Defends Lindsay Lohan]]> Like how they edited her quote...it was originally "Mommy I feel sick like I am going to faint...get chopping...I need another line stat!"

bingostig

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