Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War - Defamer Comments

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Damanda — Thu, 18 May 2006 07:56:46 PDT

I want Lisa Marie Presley to kick BOTH of their putrid asses.

Damanda

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

metroville — Wed, 17 May 2006 14:25:16 PDT

But what color is Lindsay\'s pubic hair??

metroville

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Ron Jeremy — Wed, 17 May 2006 12:45:20 PDT

If Marvin were alive today, he would probably have the kid taken out.

Ron Jeremy

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Wed, 17 May 2006 12:38:12 PDT

Wow. This has got to be some kind of comment record.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Wed, 17 May 2006 11:54:48 PDT

Shine a heat lamp on Brandon and you could cook french fries on his fat oily head.

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

thehmsbeagle — Wed, 17 May 2006 11:43:13 PDT

I figured this had to be hyperbole, but no, upon watching the clip, I concur, the quality of the human race would go up by three, four percentage points if those two fell off a cliff.

thehmsbeagle

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Miss Anne Thrope — Wed, 17 May 2006 11:00:25 PDT

So Paris is defending herself with her cellphone? What a crock du merde.

Miss Anne Thrope

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

thefridayforty — Wed, 17 May 2006 10:22:36 PDT

We're not mad at you, Defamer. We're mad at the dirt.

thefridayforty

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

EvilMinion — Wed, 17 May 2006 10:17:28 PDT

Go back to the TMZ link and read the new statement from Paris' publicist. Mintz really outdid himself this time.

EvilMinion

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

HaterOfTheYear — Wed, 17 May 2006 10:09:32 PDT

P R I C E L E S S . These are the most hateable people in the universe. Uch.

HaterOfTheYear

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

TallyHo — Wed, 17 May 2006 10:03:33 PDT

OK, so the Cardinals yelled at Leinert "almost to the point of tears" for hanging out with Paris. If Hollywood decides to modernize Forrest Gump, they've got the perfect cast: Leinert as the good-at-football 'tard, Paris as that strung-out hoebag Jennn-ayyyy, and Brandon as the amputee. Except in this version he dies a horrible Abu-Ghrab death in Iraq.

TallyHo

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

rockstar — Wed, 17 May 2006 10:03:12 PDT

I'm more upset with myself for letting a foul douchebag get to me so much...along with his counterpart. At least Lindsay earned her $. Furthermore- Paris suggesting Lindsay's movie bombed...big statement for a girl who's biggest film (minus her pathetic porn tape-that's sex?) was "House of Wax." Ugh I could go on forever, but I may vomit.

rockstar

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Ascender — Wed, 17 May 2006 09:41:30 PDT

Honestly, it can't get said enough. A bigger douchebag has not been shat upon humanity than that fat fuck.

Ascender

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

ILikeSalads — Wed, 17 May 2006 09:40:54 PDT

I already commented, but have to add more: Paris's main fans are little girls. LITTLE GIRLS. What kind of role model is she? Disgusting. If I ever saw her, I'd spit on her.

ILikeSalads

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

King of All Hacks — Wed, 17 May 2006 09:18:15 PDT

I think someone missed the part where Brandon, in a Scottish brogue, ordered Lohan to "get in my belly!".

King of All Hacks

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Hav — Wed, 17 May 2006 09:17:32 PDT

also Paris hanger-on Caroline D'Amore is laughing w/ them ...'O.K D'amore your family owns a pizza chain in Westwood, how are you laughing with Brandon Davis calling Lohan poor for having 7 million dollars.

Hav

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Miss Anne Thrope — Wed, 17 May 2006 09:08:27 PDT

Hopefully he found fire ants in her fire crotch

Miss Anne Thrope

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

BoHan — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:59:04 PDT

I was disappointed to have to read this entire thing only to find out there's still no Christmas tree. Fooled me twice. Shame on me.

BoHan

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

TallyHo — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:50:17 PDT

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the oil scion standing in front of the sign for $3.67 gas. Now I really hate him.

TallyHo

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Ju-osh — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:46:42 PDT

Why don't white 'celebrities' ever get shot?

Ju-osh

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

TheStarterWife — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:27:38 PDT

Wow. One night has turned us all soft on LiLo.

TheStarterWife

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

hotrod — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:26:59 PDT

Everyone involved should be ashamed. Jesus Christ, I have never seen such a pathetic junior high display in my life. Team Lohan.

hotrod

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Trixie from Toronto — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:18:39 PDT

I mean what, I ask you, what became of this??? http://www.drunkreport.com/reports/parishilton3.htm

Trixie from Toronto

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

EvilMinion — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:16:53 PDT

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Linds we got your back. According to Jeannette Walls, the Arizona Cards supposedly read Matt Leinart the riot act about his nightclubbing with Paris. I wonder if that is why she is hanging out with Brandon again.

EvilMinion

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Alfonso X. Alfonse — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:14:41 PDT

I think the finest line comes from the TMZ people themselves, and best sums up the entire existence of Brandon Davis: "Davis, best known for his drunk driving arrest..." Ouch, brah. Brah, Ouch.

Alfonso X. Alfonse

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Trixie from Toronto — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:04:32 PDT

When did he start liking Paris again after publicly dissing her for using the N-word and being a racist, something I had really, really hoped was true because I naively assumed that might mean her 15 minutes would come to a screeching halt??? What is the wealthy doughboy playing at?

Trixie from Toronto

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

goodstory — Wed, 17 May 2006 08:01:38 PDT

Tough talk from a fat sweating pig with dyed eyebrows. Richie Rich should watch his words. Lindsay's dad was friends with the Gottis.

goodstory

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Slapped in Public — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:49:16 PDT

I've never been a huge Lindsay Lohan fan, but I certainly am now.

Slapped in Public

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

ILikeSalads — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:46:56 PDT

I never thought I'd say this: I feel sorry for La Lohan.

ILikeSalads

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:43:14 PDT

I've have never seen someone more in need of an ass-kicking than this douchebag. It would do wonders for him.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Double Banger — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:42:25 PDT

In America, success is based on your personal merit. Your MERIT, I tell ya! I get the sense that when New England farmers took up arms against the British aristocracy, it was because the British aristocracy was filled with guys like this.

Double Banger

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

Spacedog — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:38:57 PDT

Brandon: Try salad.

Spacedog

Lohan-Hilton Catfight Update: Brandon Davis Uses Nuclear Option, Officially Upgrades Tiff To War

thomas — Wed, 17 May 2006 07:37:16 PDT

This is coming from the same guy who had his sandbag nipples exposed in poolside photos with Mischa Barton? I wish we could've had the shot of Davis tragically wetting his pants after he tried to cop a feel on Paris's skeeter bites. Do you see the ire these clips generate?

thomas