Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years - Defamer Comments

Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years

Franklin Avenue — Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:29:22 PST

Since that phone is clearly photoshopped on to Piven's jazz hands, I'd say this ad is due for a Fark-style photoshopping contest: Other Piven-endorsed products. You have your assignment.

Franklin Avenue

Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years

Toothy_Tile — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:40:05 PST

(shame) On another note, are we 100% sure that's Piven in the photo? I clicked up close, and I'm on the fence a little - the guy in the ad lacks the certain "je ne sais quoi" that Piven allegedly possesses. If it is, though, I think the next logical step would be Felicity Huffman doing Wickes furniture ads... or maybe Megan Mullally singing the "Keyes on Van Nuys" jingle?

Toothy_Tile

Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years

Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:55:44 PST

Piven has become the scourge of the Playboy mansion since getting out from under John Cusack's thumb.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld

Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years

Mark Lisanti — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:35:58 PST

Thanks, it's fixed. But do us a favor and email things like that instead of posting them here. It's not what comments are for.

Mark Lisanti

Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years

Toothy_Tile — Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:47:16 PST

OK, Mark and/or Seth (I almost would forgive Seth on this since he's a Canadian): let's spell this right. Right there on the ad, the tagline reads C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I Bell. Three N's, one T, got it? So the website would be cincinnatibell.com, and the city in Ohio would be CinciNNaTi. And no, I am not from Cincy (shudder); just a fan of Howard Hesseman/Loni Anderson sitcoms and a stickler for proper geographic spelling.

Toothy_Tile