Pillowfighting With The Hollywood Girls Club - Defamer Comments

Pillowfighting With The Hollywood Girls Club

BoHan — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 16:55:27 PST

Ernst Stavro Blofeld wins my vote for "Best Ongoing Commentary of the Week."

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JQ — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 14:52:39 PST

While I agree with you on the lick, Ernesto, it's not too difficult to figure out where to lick a credit card - even if you are smacked out of your mind. But then again, once you go black...

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:46:14 PST

While the Black Card may indeed expose coke residue, this will almost certainly be helpful in guiding you as to where to lick for that extra little somethin' somethin' late at night when everybody has gone their separate ways and you're left all alone, trying desperately to maintain that buzz that's dropping faster than Paramount's stock (zing!). You were saying something about LA being a cultural wasteland, Mark? Sorry, but I just don't see it. If you'll excuse me, it's 3:45 and time for my afternoon pick-me-up. *SNORT* Ahhhhhhh...

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JQ — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:26:43 PST

The black card's real name: American Express Centurion Card. Centurion: Commander of a century of the Roman army. Symbolism: Most of these women look like Roman men who've been in battle for six fortnights. (ps - the black card is the worst card for coke, you can see the residue)

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EireGirl — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:16:54 PST

I think it's what they read on TV.

EireGirl

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:55:48 PST

Ummmmm, what's "literature"?

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Mark Lisanti — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:11:45 PST

No wonder everyones sees our city as a cultural wasteland inhabited by illiterate heathens. This was a story about a fine work of literature, and all you people can do is talk about the TV version. Sure, I might have dropped HBO in there, but you took the bait. Sad. Let's now turn this thread over to the discussion of the profound symbolism of the "black card" in the novel.

Mark Lisanti

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BoHan — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:21:00 PST

Ernst Stavro Blofeld wins my vote for "Comment of the Day."

BoHan

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JQ — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:30:10 PST

I'm willing to put up with busted and abrasive for a black card. Wait. Just as long as it's not Gail Berman - a man's gotta have a limit.

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Ernst Stavro Blofeld — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:17:08 PST

Let's not forget to substitute Columbian Marching Powder for Cosmopolitans as well. You know, give it that "LA authenticity". Carrie knock-off: "Can you believe I had to wait eight and a half minutes for a table at the Ivy? Don't these seating chart monkeys know who I represent?" Samantha knock-off: "They must not, honey. Just hit the ladies room to 'powder your nose' for a few. I'll be blowing the bus boy out back" Carrie knock-off: "Great idead! Good thing I brought my Gucci bullet!" Charlotte knock-off: "You guys are SO crazy!" Miranda knock-off: "I'm so boring. I hate banking." END SCENE

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Hav — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:06:46 PST

I can see it now... Patricia Fields styling the cast in ill-fitting suits and square framed glasses. A major theme of the show will be the four ladies bitching how there are few men that want to date them because they are 'intimidated by their powerful jobs'. But really it's beacuse they are busted and abrasive.

Hav

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BoHan — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:35:09 PST

Thank goodness. "The L-Word" was getting horribly boring.

BoHan