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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Simpatia — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:52:35 PST

Wait, wait, wait, I forgot to mention that the climatic orphan-fueled hacking would happen to the hypnotic sounds of Cher's "Half Breed". Oh, shit, you are right - this is getting WAY TOO FUCKING GAY! On the other hand, the major audience of "Mommie Dearest" reruns is...

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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Seth Abramovitch — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:36:48 PST

You just had to throw in the Tennessee Williams reference. This thread has been shut down for excessive and gratuitous gayness.

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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Simpatia — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 12:09:47 PST

Personally, I think that the loser should be thrown to a horde of starving non-adoptable children, who would hack the poor soul to bits, a la "Suddenly Last Summer", as the host exclaims, "YOU BE QUIET". But that's just the dreamer in me.

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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Seth Abramovitch — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 11:11:46 PST

Of course, there are roughly 800 possible kiss-off catchphrases, but I'm partial to "You are a lousy substitute for someone who really cares."

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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Simpatia — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 10:07:57 PST

Faye (totally channeling Joan again, but without any facial movements this time), Mia and Angelina could go head to head on The Mommie Dearest show, competing for whom could adopt more career-enhancing exotic orphans in the least amount of time. Non-orphaned children could still be counted, as long as the contestant managed to beat the natural parents to death using wire hangers. The contestant also gets extra points if she remembers the name of the adopted orphan. For the sake of (instant) family values, points would be deducted if the said orphans had intercourse with the competitor's significant other. [What a bummer for you, Mia, but these are the rules.]

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Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Seth Abramovitch — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 08:09:52 PST

Actually, the producers of The Mommie Dearest are seeing red over the clear violation of their intellectual property. (Come to think of it, I would totally watch The Mommie Dearest.)

Seth Abramovitch

Anyone Who Has Ever Worn Clothing Sues Project Runway For Concept Stealing

Simpatia — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 07:20:15 PST

I once had a nifty idea about a reality series where a controlling and emotionally unavailable mother showed her obvious disdain for her under-achieving and awkwardly uncomfortable daughter on a weekly basis. But then "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" came along. It sucks...

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