Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain? - Defamer Comments

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

SecureLocation — Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:15:43 PST

Jeezus, only in Hollywood can a really rich, pampered guy who has a cool house in Italy and can get any girl he wants ask for sympathy because he had to eat a lot of pizza and grow a scratchy beard in return for like 10 million clams. I have done both those things and all I got was shit from my wife.

SecureLocation

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

Kyle Bunch — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 21:59:46 PST

What about his excellent beard-growing display in Syriana? That's Oscar material if I've ever seen it.

Kyle Bunch

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

the suspicious package — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:54:32 PST

George packing on the gunt is distracting from the real Oscar-worthy performance in Syriana: Amanda Peet has to feign genuine interest in what Matt Damon has to say for like, 2 minutes. Hand her a statue, boys!

the suspicious package

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

employee megan — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:26:39 PST

You know, they could probably find real honest to god fat ugly actors for these roles.

employee megan

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

Carly — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 12:06:56 PST

Finally - something I can frame and put on my wall next to my Tom Cruise poster.

Carly

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

Simpatia — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:45:24 PST

Dear Carly, Martin Singer called: He is fedexing you a killing lawsuit disclosure letter, courtesy of Brittany Murphy, The Very Accomplished Thespian.

Simpatia

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

Carly — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:29:13 PST

I can gain 30 pounds in a month too. Where's my "Oscar potential" starring role? Never mind that I can't act, but that's never stopped Brittany Murphy.

Carly

Hey, Have Your Heard About George Clooney's Dramatic Weight Gain?

MonkeyinDiapers — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:23:04 PST

Newsflash for George: You hit the wall in 1995.

MonkeyinDiapers