<![CDATA[Defamer Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/defamer.com.png <![CDATA[Defamer Comments]]> http://defamer.com Fri, 16 May 2008 04:53:55 PDT Fri, 16 May 2008 04:53:55 PDT http://defamer.com <![CDATA[Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig]]> http://defamer.com/5009156 I challenge Molly to post a list of things she DOES find graceful and hot.

SunnydaZe10

]]> 1:5009156:c5732035 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:53:55 PDT <![CDATA[Majored In Balance, Minored In Agility]]> http://defamer.com/5009253 hung over in france. laughing. inside. i think.

Tasteblood

]]> 1:5009253:c5731849 Fri, 16 May 2008 04:12:48 PDT <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> http://defamer.com/5009204 Could be the BEST BODY EVER. Genetic jackpot.

LittleMissPartlyCloudy

]]> 1:5009204:c5731767 Fri, 16 May 2008 03:49:04 PDT <![CDATA[A Return To Grazerheads]]> http://defamer.com/390996/a-return-to-grazerheads Sadly, unlike A Beautiful Mind, his career won't end with the applause and the tearful acceptance of an award.

regisgoat

]]> 1:390996:c5731668 Fri, 16 May 2008 03:02:44 PDT <![CDATA[Fantasia 2: The Fantasianing]]> http://defamer.com/390964/fantasia-2-the-fantasianing Oh, and since noone else brought it up:


+ Watch video



Benny

]]> 1:390964:c5731667 Fri, 16 May 2008 03:01:54 PDT <![CDATA[Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi]]> http://defamer.com/5009211 Speaking of appearances, she has a mustache.

regisgoat

]]> 1:5009211:c5731659 Fri, 16 May 2008 03:00:00 PDT <![CDATA[Fantasia 2: The Fantasianing]]> http://defamer.com/390964/fantasia-2-the-fantasianing I couldn't believe what I was watching last night. That performance made my balls explode. And Simon's face said it all.

Benny

]]> 1:390964:c5731653 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:57:37 PDT <![CDATA[This Day In Hollywood Catfight History Presents: When Bette Bludgeoned Joan]]> http://defamer.com/391053/this-day-in-hollywood-catfight-history-presents-when-bette-bludgeoned-joan "I wouldn't piss on her if she were on fire"--Davis re Miss Crawford.

regisgoat

]]> 1:391053:c5731637 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:54:06 PDT <![CDATA[Meathead's Gay Marriage Statement]]> http://defamer.com/391056/meatheads-gay-marriage-statement Love the politics, very much hate the movies.

regisgoat

]]> 1:391056:c5731632 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:52:34 PDT <![CDATA[Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi]]> http://defamer.com/5009211 @raincoaster: Wrong on both counts. Bill's from Illinois, and he actually studied French philosophy at the Sorbonne for a few years in the mid eighties.

Maybe that's what this is actually all about. Post graduate degrees in philosophy from world leading universities are the mark of the poser. Authenticity on the other hand announces itself via a ponytail and the faintest aroma of cheese.

Benny

]]> 1:5009211:c5731594 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:39:36 PDT <![CDATA[Rumored Britney Spears Sex Tape Features Climactic Cameo By Her Old Friend, The Pink Wig]]> http://defamer.com/5009156 That Colin Farrell has only ONE sex tape I find hard to believe. I don't live in Hollywood but I was chatting with a friend of mine who also doesn't live in Hollywood and we both knew someone who'd slept with Colin Farrell.

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009156:c5731564 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:30:56 PDT <![CDATA[We Do!]]> http://defamer.com/390888/we-do @Sweet Panda Love: Oh, god, I wish you were managing the weddings I attend!

Yay for marriage equality! Katie Holmes would be a free woman if this had been in place three years ago!

But y'all should still come to Canada for your weddings. Not only do we have better skiing, but we've got an infrastructure of gay wedding planners. No, not gays who are wedding planners, but GAY wedding planners.

raincoaster

]]> 1:390888:c5731563 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:30:07 PDT <![CDATA['Clingy' Jennifer Aniston And 'Bored' John Mayer Take 'Romance' To New York]]> http://defamer.com/5009178 @OldTowneTavern: it's almost getting cruel, pointing these out. But still, it's fun. Mind you, he could just be really kinky.

@OldTowneTavern: what? what are you saying? I thought once Bob Evans was my follower all was assured!

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009178:c5731554 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:26:06 PDT <![CDATA[Original Hollywood Power Flack Warren Cowan Dead at 87]]> http://defamer.com/390853/original-hollywood-power-flack-warren-cowan-dead-at-87 Awesome! To eBay I go to auction off his book. Yay!

It's an honourable family tradition; my mother bought our first house by trolling the obituaries, looking for a bargain. The house still had the bloodstains when we moved in. No lie; is it any wonder I turned out this way?

raincoaster

]]> 1:390853:c5731518 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:09:07 PDT <![CDATA[Emmanuelle Chirqui's Topless Photo Shoot Lures LAPD's 'Areola' Squad]]> http://defamer.com/5009204 @UnklStinky: There's NOT ENOUGH TAPE!!!!

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009204:c5731508 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:05:02 PDT <![CDATA[Back Up! Back Up! This Lady Could Explode!]]> http://defamer.com/390945/back-up-back-up-this-lady-could-explode I am TELLING you people, at least one of that brood is Jacks, spawned by the power of proximity. Such is the force of the Jack Black testosterone!

raincoaster

]]> 1:390945:c5731501 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:01:59 PDT <![CDATA[A Return To Grazerheads]]> http://defamer.com/390996/a-return-to-grazerheads

raincoaster

]]> 1:390996:c5731496 Fri, 16 May 2008 02:00:30 PDT <![CDATA[Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi]]> http://defamer.com/5009211 @Little Mintz Sunshine: Can we possibly give you TWO stars?

Bill Murray is from Canada. The odds that he was unused to stoners are zero. The odds that he was unused to boring Eurotrash with no futures are 100%.

Greta Scacchi. Oh, yes...White Mischief, 1989 was it?

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009211:c5731487 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:56:35 PDT <![CDATA[Fantasia 2: The Fantasianing]]> http://defamer.com/390964/fantasia-2-the-fantasianing Fantasia and that girl who won the first year are the only true stars this show has created. Looks like Fan was channeling some early Tina Turner. Now that's showgirlship

yvonnjanae

]]> 1:390964:c5731482 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:55:12 PDT <![CDATA[Remembering Anthony Pellicano: The End is as Good as it Gets]]> http://defamer.com/391050/remembering-anthony-pellicano-the-end-is-as-good-as-it-gets Phyrricano.

raincoaster

]]> 1:391050:c5731470 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:50:41 PDT <![CDATA[Who Will Play Role Of Jessica Simpson's Boyfriend In Papa Joe's Sequel To 'Pimp My Daughter'?]]> http://defamer.com/5009236 Orlando Bloom. Five bucks. Who'll take me on?

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009236:c5731462 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:48:05 PDT <![CDATA[]]> http://defamer.com/5009246 Doodz, are you hiring an HTML editor?
[a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/mcconna-spawn-to-bring-in-big-bucks/">

???

In any case, Matchew is not going to actually collect record amounts. Everyone who assumes he isn't gay assumes he has eighteen billion spawn with starfuckers everywhere.

raincoaster

]]> 1:5009246:c5731459 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:45:52 PDT <![CDATA[ABC Invites You To Sell Out Your Kid Sister For Cash And Prizes]]> http://defamer.com/391062/abc-invites-you-to-sell-out-your-kid-sister-for-cash-and-prizes @KMorgan: no Miley cracks. Her fans are close to snapping.

[teenymanolo.com]

raincoaster

]]> 1:391062:c5731450 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:43:06 PDT <![CDATA[Meathead's Gay Marriage Statement]]> http://defamer.com/391056/meatheads-gay-marriage-statement Goddam: after half a bottle of Cab Sauv, my snark is completely gone.

TEAM MEATHEAD.

The only reason to support P*r*z H*l*o*'s existence is the fact that he introduced the phrase "marriage equality" into the mainstream.

raincoaster

]]> 1:391056:c5731438 Fri, 16 May 2008 01:41:01 PDT <![CDATA[Bill Murray's 'Stupid Country Bumpkin' Look Doesn't Impress Greta Scacchi]]> http://defamer.com/5009211 @blackheartededitor: @blackheartededitor:

I love you.

gwiliandre

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