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Embattled Wesley Snipes Likened To Unifying Tree By Loyal Friends Denzel And Woody
The Smoking Gun has uncovered yet another gem in Wesley Snipes's "Oops! I failed to pay $38 million to the IRS—but isn't that what the 861 Argument loophole is really there for? It isn't? Well, then, you're all racist!" Trial of the Century, reprinting two character reference letters recently penned by Denzel Washington and Woody Harrelson. (You may recall that Snipes was acquitted of federal tax-fraud and conspiracy charges, but was convicted of a lesser count of failing to file tax returns, punishable by a potential jail term of up to 3 years.)
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By Sheer Coincidence, Tom Cruise's Son Lands Role In Will Smith's Next Movie
The last time we were allowed a brief glimpse into the mysterious lives of Tom Cruise's "other" kids, the news wasn't pretty. Harvey Levin and his TMZ minions were pointing out their awkward adolescence and homelessness, even going as far as to making a crack about their "frizzy" hair. But following in his defiant father's footsteps, 13-year old Connor Cruise is fighting back against all those media meanies by reportedly scoring a plum role in the upcoming Will Smith vehicle, Seven Pounds. And as happy as we are that Connor finally realized playing soccer while surrounded by paparazzi wasn't likely to turn into a full-time career, we're somewhat suspicious of Tom's claims that Connor scored the part of potential Scientologist/Cruise buddy Smith "all on his own"... More »
boys will be boys
Owen Wilson And Woody Harrelson Go For A Swim, Minus One Set Of Swim Trunks
Instead of fussing over headlines linking Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Marley & Me, should Kate Hudson be more worried about the allure of Woody Harrelson's positively perfect butt? Looking downright McConaughey-esque (at least from behind), Harrelson displayed enviable the enviable skill of Olympic-style cliff-climbing while nude during a swim sesh with longtime pal Wilson in Miami over the weekend. And we couldn't be more delighted. Not only have these pictures edged Woody much higher on our list of celebrity crushes, but they've given The Daily Mail the opportunity to Photoshop a mini-animated tale of Woody's butt's ascent from the Atlantic. Though we highly doubt Owen will fall for the Woodster's cheeks, we couldn't resist taking a closer look ourselves after the jump, including a peek at Owen's much more demure choice of swimwear. More »
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The Owen Wilson Comeback Tour Hits Its First Speedbump
Despite heading back to work and getting his girl back, it looks as if all isn't entirely well in Owen Wilson's world. The NY Post is reporting that Wilson showed up at a private party in Miami over the weekend, where he was snapped attempting to dance across the water of a pool by a local paparazzo named Manny Hernandez. And while we tend to trust the celebrity over the pap in situations like this, it is worth noting that this is offense number two in Wilson's post-rehab paparazzo bullying file. As you might recall, he and Fotog Fighter king Woody Harrelson got into a brawl with the press in Peru back in December. More »
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Oprah Winfrey Trapped In Heated Political Exchange With Gas Station Attendant
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you stumbled upon Woody Harrelson telling a Yoga studio receptionist about a marvelous new contraption that turns poop into drinking water.
In today's episode: Oprah Winfrey; Carla Gugino and Elizabeth Berkley; Brad Pitt and Zahara; Alec Baldwin; Kiefer Sutherland; Dave Chapelle; Forest Whitaker; Drew Barrymore and Justin Long; Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy; Woody Harrelson; James Spader; Tim Roth; Lisa Kudrow; Rob Schneider; Dylan McDermott; Gil Bellows, Ken Olin, Justin Kirk, and Cameron Crowe; Mischa Barton; Jason Segel; Adam Levine; Emilie de Ravin; Seth Binzer; and Luenell.
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Lest you fret that enduring Hollywood success might somehow deaden you to the simple, everyman pleasures of spotting a good pal on the TV set, this report from Sundance about No Country for Old Men star Woody Harrelson should bring you much comfort: "After a hard day on the slopes, Harrelson retired to the MySpace Cafe, where he looked up at the TV screen and remarked, 'Wow, there's my friend Owen Wilson!' Another MySpace Cafe guest tells us, 'We think he thought Owen was actually there at the MySpace Cafe. I have never seen someone be so excited about seeing a friend.'" [nydailynews.com]
What some are saying is a bag of weed and rolled joint lying next to outspoken hemp-activist Woody Harrelson as he lounged recently in Miami could just as easily be a shower cap and a Q-tip with the ends sawed off, so we'd caution not to jump to too-hasty conclusions. [Celebslam]
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Paul Schrader Gives Woody Harrelson's Professionalism A 4-Star-Shit Rating
In just the latest example of mounting tensions between stars and the auteurs who cast them, director Paul Schrader wasn't one to mince words when a reporter asked why he thought Woody Harrelson, who plays a gay D.C. escort to older society women in his film The Walker, refused to put in his requisite junket time promoting the film. From the NY Observer:
"As a person, he's a nice guy, and as an actor, he's very talented, but as a professional, he's a shit," said Mr. Schrader, who theorized that Mr. Harrelson didn't like his performance in the movie.More »
Woody Harrelson, flanked by fellow Hemp Foundation trustee Matthew McConaughey, gives the camera the shaka sign at the Surfer Dude wrap party. [People.com]
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Short Ends: N.B.: Jolie Baby Not Actually Made Of Heroin
· The always-accurate News of the World reports that Angelina Jolie has nothing to fear from Pax Thien's junkie birth-mother should she come looking to reclaim her son, as Vietnamese consumer protection laws are clearly on Jolie's side in such a case.· We're not sure if the better question is "Why Woody Harrelson?" or "Why not Woody Harrelson?"
· The first-ever YouTubies are announced. And no Lonelygirl! But: Ninjas.
· Superboy: Teen Wolf?
· Nickelback: the Dane Cook of radio-friendly craprock.
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Short Ends: Your Very Own Black Bar
· Those sweethearts at TMZ.com are at it again, sending out some obnoxious punk with a video camera to get into Woody Harrelson's face until he retaliates, which provides them with yet more scummy scoops for their site. As Tabloid Baby blog points out, Time Warner is skating up an oil-slicked slope with this one.· Let this be a warning to you: The only one who has a right to use Michael Douglas' image to whore out goods and services is Michael Douglas.
· Watching aspiring soap actors unsuccessfully try to tear each other's clothing off never gets old.
· You can now pre-order "Cobras in the Cockpit"—the totally unauthorized SoaP-inspired boardgame. It's no fun for the whole family!
· Save a tabloid editor the time and trouble of having to censor your underage, partying face from photos by wearing the black bar to the club.
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