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Breaking: Willie Nelson's Daughter Safe to Heckle After All

After the torrent of skepticism that threatened to douse the near-instant mythology of country-fu trailblazer (and bar-brawlin' Daughter of Willie) Paula Nelson, a shocking dispatch from Austin today indeed reveals a true hoax for the ages, one that Ashton Kutcher's "Pop Fiction" posse could only dream of replicating:

Apparently, the drunkard in the clip is Paula's boyfriend Jeff Schwan, the stunt coordinator for Friday Night Lights. Schwan told COED that Paula and him wanted to pull a prank on their friends at the bar, so they set up a quick fracas to startle them. No foul play here.

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Poor Drunk Bastard Not Likely to Fuck With Willie Nelson's Little Girl Again

Having many years ago traded our shitkicking, bar-brawling days for a pastier, stir-crazy life of bloggy servitude, our bittersweet tears of joy welcome this violent throwback to the good times. To wit: Apparently upset with a scene-stealing drunkard crashing her performance at Austin's Saxon Pub, country-fu pioneer (and Willie Nelson offspring) Paula Nelson landed a kick that commenced a fantastic Lone Star ass-whuppin'. More »

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Willie Nelson's Concert Rider Calls For Three Hundred Pounds Of Doritos And No Fewer Than Ten Blacklight Posters For His Dressing Room

Because we realize that you probably need some help coming down from the unparalleled rush resulting from looking at an image of Steve-O's penis finally being put to a biologically sound purpose, we're happy to pass along this photo from the Blooming Ideas blog, depicting the stash that Louisiana cops confiscated from country legend Willie Nelson earlier this week, which included a pound and a half of pot and three ounces of psilocibin mushrooms. Unfortunately, no crack was found at the scene, demonstrating once again that even the most dedicated of famous, recreational drug users have a lot to learn from television showrunners. More »