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Hollywood Really, Truly Out Of Ideas: Thomas Kinkade Painting To Become Holiday Movie

Realizing that the millions of purchasers of the shopping-mall-quality artwork of Thomas "The Painter of Light" Kinkade who spend their weekend nights avoiding the multiplex in favor of staying home to stare contentedly at the quaint tableaux upon which they've just spent hundred of dollars represent an untapped market for their cinematic product, the visionary executives of Lionsgate have announced that they're adapting Kinkade's "The Christmas Cottage" painting into a feature to be released around the holidays, according to Variety. More »

9:30 AM on Fri Mar 9 2007
By Mark
12,576 views, 31 comments

Latest by Friday: If this film really will be autobiographical, and all of what Landru quoted is true, then it will undoubtedly be the Best. Film. Known. TO MAN. more »