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David Archuleta Stops Weep-Giggling Long Enough To Pound David Cook Into a Fine, Grungemo Pulp

Last night, we were finally treated to the David vs. David karoake Idol deathmatch that seemed such an inevitability for weeks now. You could practically smell the tension hanging over the Nokia Theater—a potent combination of baby powder, cherry-flavored lozenges, and young testosterone—as both worthy competitors took to the stage for a championship face-off that relied heavily upon boxing metaphor. (Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber was cast in the role of Mickey Goldmill, bandaging Archuleta's busted eye between songs as he implored the little belter to, "Keep hittin'em in the ribs ya see? Don't let that bastard breathe!") More »

11:30 AM on Wed May 21 2008
By Seth
4,683 views, 16 comments

Latest by n/a: I hope David Cook takes some of the money he makes from this and buys a comb and some bath water. He also could use a razorblade. more »